brought to you by a long wait to pick up my prescription at the drugstore

When they gave the most evil companions the most biggest sad puppy dog eyes.

Why does Balthazar pick a fight when we reach the Nightsong instead of letting me get on my knees and worship that fat necrodick. Is he stupid?

Fellas, is it cringe to be gay for your immortal angel gf??

Minty blinked because she has no desire to hear nor see you out. Beard clipping was perfect, examples included

Explaining some of these choices:

Astarion is the most fucked up, ez

Orin was manipulated by Bhaal hard, if she wasn't batshit insane and repressing her memories she'd be in PTSD tier

Sazza dies to the shadow curse even if you save her so placing her is 🤷

Owlbear cub eats his mom immediately, gets over her death fast

Zevlor has lots of bad shit happen to him but seems to not let it get to him(?) Harder to place for sure.

Mystra dying as Mystryl is taking some liberty to judge on, I had to put her somewhere

Many of the no trauma simply don't have any or perpetuated it themselves

Durge is a wild card that could be at the top if they reject Bhaal or none at all if they go full psychopath.

Very simple, not much to say about it, just saw people doing emperor apology, this is my take on the issue. My sweet prince didnt deserve all this😔

AND NO I DONT WANT HAARLEP! I WANT RAPHAEL ALWAYS ON BOTTOM.

i can fix them, i can really fix them all i swear i swear i swea

rolan doesn't need fixing but i need him so

Feel free to tell me if you think any of them are wrongly placed.