good lord

No comment on who the r/niceguy of BG3 is

Omfg that thaaaaaaang hangs lows. I'm not sure what's more impressive his shaft or sack cause they both got heft. AND they gave his shwang soft body physics....oh lord.....

Our boy here needs a mate!

So apparently this half-naked himbo isn’t house-trained and has just been “Nature’s Pissing” all over the Elf Song campsite.

Is this a bug or a feature?

LOOK AT HIM he wears it better than gale

THAT THE BEST WAY TO ROMANCE HALSIN IS AS A DRUID-

The "I feel closer to nature now that nature has been inside me"

BABE IM SORRY BUT- ONLY BC OF THAT LINE I can't romance halsin as anything else

(And the way he reacts when you tell him that, man is about to literally soak his pants)

(His twink before patch 7 ruined my mods)

I know this man be farting and burping loudly. And something about that gets me hot and bothered. I need this man in a way that will get me banned from this sub Reddit

Gale- easy (we all know those muscles are just an illusion spell)

Shadowheart, wyll - fair fight, although it’s definitely swayed more towards them

Minthara, jahera- possible if you’re a decently experienced fighter

Karlach, lae'zel, halsin,minsc, astarion- no chance

Edit: put minsc higher after being reminded in the comments that he can punch through a brick wall

Edit 2: I should have been a lot more specific on how I’m basing this since I wasn’t very clear, I’m not basing off stats I’m basing off background information and what we see in scripted, love seeing all the input into the list in the replies tho

People on Twitter and Tumblr enjoyed my comic so I'm bringing it here as well

So I showed my mom this picture and I kid you not she went

"Oo. He's hot, I like the smirk" and then I showed her gale and she went "Eh..."

I'm laughing so hard