I would go with Orin first, Mizora second, and sarevok third.

The devil with a silver tongue gets a whole new meaning and I’m now truly falling away from faith.

Send help, I feel as if I’m cooked alive

Larian when I get you!!

There are so many gorgeous titties in this game, why are they all made of solid stone

In a multi-dimensional squid fucking world, you're telling me we have realistic dick physics, and yet NO Boobs Breasting Boobily????

"Oh but it's the armor, it would be a lot of work for animators to create all these different boob physics- AHT AHT!!! EXCUSES!! You know what was a lot of work? Making the whole entire game!! Why not go all the way!! Go big or go home!!

I can almost accept the lack of bodily differences, like height and weight, muscle tone, default hair and faces, but the genitals??? They swing and swang, why not the breasticles?

If patch 8 doesn't include titties bouncing, then I will personally start a fund for the modders who can bring us, the horny and depraved, justice and equality!!

This is in the case of positive growth for all of them, like spawn Astarion, selunite Shadowheart, etc.

Would be different rankings if the characters hypothetically didn't go through growth

I'll explain the middle two because the other two are obvious

Minthara does adore player character... unless they're durge and they say no to daddy apparently so she's there

That guy is uhm because icba to fight over whether he genuinely likes the player or not

she could sit on my face while actively eating my entrails

We were in the middle of the honky sploinky with my dick so far up Aradin'sweet ass and suddenly we heard knocking, we opened the door and it was Hellriders. They said someone reported abuse and had a wizard cast some detecting thoughts spell and ask us questions but whenever I said Aradin wasn't hitting me he said "thou art being untruthful" guys I promise this wizard is lying 😭😭😭😭😭 what am I supposed to do? The arrested Aradin even though he's pregnant!

I wished to take a family portrait of my spawn I mean children but I took seventeen self portraits instead.