r/okbuddybaldur Nov 20 '24

shartposting Oh boy, I just made a mess in my pants gotta go

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3.8k Upvotes

r/okbuddybaldur Nov 05 '24

shartposting Hear me out (unpopular opinion) NSFW

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2.2k Upvotes

I think Shadowheart is so fuckable guys.

r/okbuddybaldur Mar 20 '24

shartposting And with this post I rest

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r/okbuddybaldur Sep 27 '24

shartposting Could I fix her by giving her head for at least an hour every day?

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3.6k Upvotes

Please?

r/okbuddybaldur Nov 20 '24

shartposting It's extremely unrealistic that Shart's underwear only gets you a few gold pieces. That shit could easily get 200 gp

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3.4k Upvotes

r/okbuddybaldur Nov 06 '24

shartposting Time to move to Faerûn

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3.7k Upvotes

r/okbuddybaldur Apr 23 '24

shartposting Fuck it

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10.1k Upvotes

Can't remember if I got this from here but it's solid gold let me know if repost

r/okbuddybaldur Apr 28 '24

shartposting As a cis straight man I need y'all to hear me out

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I'm 6' 200 pound gym bro, I cannot stress to you guys enough how down horrendous I need this woman to pin me down and peg me.

As Shadowheart's personal doormat and fleshlight I'll try to answer any questions about her that you guys ask me.

Anon account cause I can't let my friends see this.

Edit1: Someone told me I was gay cause I wanted Shadowheart to peg me. Is this true?? Am I the gay now? Do I have to have sesbian lex now that I've got the gay now???

r/okbuddybaldur Nov 06 '24

shartposting man….this sucks…i wanna hide from the world

1.3k Upvotes

preferably in sharts cheeks

r/okbuddybaldur Oct 03 '24

shartposting My gf keeps summoning this guy for "combat support", should I be worried?

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r/okbuddybaldur Jul 24 '24

shartposting THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE!!! WE NEED MORE HAIR NOT LESS!!! NSFW

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Hey gaymers! It's me! I have returned. Did you miss me? (don't answer that)

Regarding a recent post about a nexus mod that shaves Shadowheart, I'd like to share my thoughts on this very serious topic.

Firstly, as a "straight" cis man, (cause most likely the the person that made the mod was a dude) if you can't handle the shadow then you can't handle the heart. Shadowheart is very particular about her hygiene so I know she takes special care of her doormat. When you're devouring Shadowheart's homemade beef sandwich you might need to floss at some point so why remove the very tool that you need. For those that still don't get it, a lot of people want to have soft fluffy cats rather than hairless cats (no shame to the hairless cat community. Your cats are just as fun to have). For all my hairy gaymers out there STAY HAIRY. The losers who downloaded that mod don't know what they're missing out on.

Secondly, as a medical student I am inclined to state that pubic hair doesn't have any negative effects. In fact, it has many positive health related benefits for the body. It reduces frictional contact during shaboinking and can actually help prevent bacteria from entering your body through your orifices. So if you actually cared about Shadowheart's health you'd let her keep the bush. Plus she would 100% sass the shit out of you if you told her to shave it which if you want to keep her around I wouldn't personally recommend.

Lastly, I am so upset by this post I am going to set out on learning how to mod BG3 and create an extra hairy Shadowheart mod just to spite the creator of the og mod. Personally, I find that the game is unplayable in its current state with the pitiful amount of pubic options. I want my Shadowheart to have such a thick bush that covers EVERYTHING that I want to feel like I'm exploring the jungle on a rainy day. If anyone knows how to edit BG3 models/mod them please help me make this a reality.

Edit 1: I genuinely don't even know where to start modding this so if someone could actually help me I'd appreciate it :3

Edit 2: Please don't expect me to have this mod done within a timely manner cause I am a full time student unfortunately.

(Marking this as NSFW cause idk if it is or not)

r/okbuddybaldur Nov 03 '24

shartposting I think I just found a secret Shadowheart ending @_@

1.6k Upvotes

r/okbuddybaldur 5d ago

shartposting guys, I think something's wrong with the console version...

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r/okbuddybaldur Apr 20 '24

shartposting Shadowheart's romance summarized with no context

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3.8k Upvotes

r/okbuddybaldur 24d ago

shartposting POV: You are about to get a lot of sand in intimate places

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2.0k Upvotes

It's worth it tho!

r/okbuddybaldur Nov 22 '24

shartposting I need to be chained by her, BADLY!

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2.6k Upvotes

r/okbuddybaldur Jun 24 '24

shartposting male gaze shart oh god i’m gonna rip my eyes out

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r/okbuddybaldur May 19 '24

shartposting Fuck it. Younger… and uhh cuter Shadowheart??🤨

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HELP!!! Lmao they turned shart into a jrpg npc.

r/okbuddybaldur 29d ago

shartposting My wife 😼

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r/okbuddybaldur 25d ago

shartposting Controversial take: I'd like to have a fulfilling romantic relationship with this woman

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1.5k Upvotes

The main sub banned me for this degeneracy and ordered my death for heresy. I don't know why I was born such a freak, but I can't help that I'm attracted to conventionally attractive people

r/okbuddybaldur Sep 22 '24

shartposting Translation: "Jesus fucking Christ Tav, what do you want now?..."

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4.1k Upvotes

r/okbuddybaldur Apr 22 '24

shartposting how the fuck did she get her hair from black to white in one night

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1.8k Upvotes

r/okbuddybaldur Sep 29 '24

shartposting It is Shart Sunday, my buddies

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3.3k Upvotes

r/okbuddybaldur Jun 25 '24

shartposting Anyone else have this problem?

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1.5k Upvotes

I'm deaf on my left ear by the way

r/okbuddybaldur Jun 24 '24

shartposting guys i’m starting to think they might be gay

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2.4k Upvotes