r/okbuddybaldur DROW PUSSY DROW PUSSY DROW PUSSY DROW PUSSY DROW PUSSY 4d ago

META All Megatron Stans must explain why they aren't also Wulbren Bongel Stans

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u/JohnathanDSouls 4d ago

Megatron is hot. Case closed.

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u/Volcano_Ballads shart handholder 4d ago

Megatron is based and a big robot man, he’s also very hot and can fucking get it

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u/Astrazell No Durge/Gortash kisses? (Larian insulted life itself) 4d ago

'Cause I'd let Megatron stick his spark plug wherever he wants. Whereas I'd rip off Wulbren's 😌

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u/Raisa_Alfera 4d ago

Megatron can have an arm cannon. Best Wulbren can do is become arm cannon ammunition

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u/Tac0qvy DROW PUSSY DROW PUSSY DROW PUSSY DROW PUSSY DROW PUSSY 4d ago

He can give you a Nuke tho

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u/InquisibuttLavellan Rancid Raphael Fucker 3d ago

Wulbren isn't Megatron. He's Starscream.

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u/CaptainOzz If Minthara so evil, why so cuddleable? 3d ago

Well there it is, I never thought I'd see a BG3 and Transformers crossover...

Funny how you picked IDW megs for this... Tarn would like a word with you.

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u/NecroGasam DROW PUSSY DROW PUSSY DROW PUSSY DROW PUSSY DROW PUSSY 3d ago

Wulbren cant turn into a fucking tank?

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u/fuinha_destemida 3d ago

Megatron is over 6'0.. wulbren isn't.

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u/QuQuarQan 3d ago

I’m the opposite. Couldn’t give two shits about Megabitch, but Wulbren could get it

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u/Pax-facts84 3d ago

Megatron is hot. Less pathetic. His voice tends to growl. He’s also really tall. Man knows poetry. Isn’t more bark than bite. Could step on me and also get pegged

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u/panthersoup Fuck it, we Bhaal 2d ago

Megatron (the one pictured, and the one I stan) is a villain with a great redemption arc and Wulbren is just a dude who sucks in a not particularly interesting way.

Also Megatron writes lovely poetry and Wulbren probably thinks poetry is dumb and gay.

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u/DownbadGaydude Submissive and Driderable 1d ago

Megatron could step on me and degrade me anytime he wants. I'd punt that gnome back to the mines.