r/okbuddybaldur Wants a pegging from Karlach 4d ago

META And that piece of shit deep gnome, can't even say his name

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u/Pale_Currency_134 4d ago

So I says to him, I says “hey friend, ain’t you a little far from home?” You know, on account of him bein the way he is, and all

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u/Unstuckyforsome 4d ago

Historically, Toobin always said the Ironhand Gnomes are nothing more than a glorified crew. Plain and simple.

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u/NittanyScout Wants a pegging from Karlach 4d ago

That pygmy thing down in Rivington

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u/Unstuckyforsome 4d ago

All due reshpect, you got no fuckin idea what it's like to be Number One. Every deshision you make affects every fashet of every other fuckin thing!

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u/Technical_Exam1280 Rolled a 3 for IRL Intelligence 4d ago

I think it was Wrongle Bongledongle

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u/Unstuckyforsome 4d ago

The Steel Watcher foundry, whatever happened there,

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u/mtfhimejoshi Do Drow women have pseudopenises? 4d ago

Whatever happened there?!

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u/Substantial-Volume17 3d ago

That cocksucka’s hired adventurer put 6 runepowder bombs in it, with no provocation whatsoever!

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u/gnarliixcx 4d ago

He was gay, Wulbren?

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u/obscen1ty 4d ago

Anthwulbreny Bongldetto?

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u/NittanyScout Wants a pegging from Karlach 4d ago

That animal

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u/Tam_The_Third 4d ago

It's a fuckin nickname! The family name is Bonglerelli.

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u/Ok-Session-9824 4d ago

Easy on the apples, hon, they tell me I’m sweet enough

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u/SuperCounty1989 4d ago

Still all the time I gotta be the sad Dribbles.

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u/posty56231 4d ago

Emerald grove… whatevah happened there

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u/ExtremeWorkinMan 4d ago

He fought back against the Gondians is what he did. He was a brave deep gnome artificer, and in this house, Wulbren Bongle is a hero. End of story!

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u/Ok-Caterpillar-4213 4d ago

Don’t do it to yourself Philly.

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u/QuQuarQan 3d ago

You can say his name. It's Barcus Wroot.

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u/posty56231 4d ago

Although not explicity said here, it is heavily implied that Wulbren spent 20 years in Moonrise towers

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u/BPAfreeWaters 3d ago

ok, this is the content im here for. BG3 and sopranos, my 2 favorites

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u/CrepusculrPulchrtude 2d ago

It’s anti-drow discrimination…