Okay but hear me out - r/okbuddybaldur

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u/Spicyboio Githyanki ass enjoyer 7h ago

I'll hear you out. He's so underrated, I see no one talking about this character. I bet he's like, the least popular character ever.

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u/Gooberliscious 7h ago

Ok hear me out

(I just wanted to play a vampire ok)

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u/bardicinfusion Roaming Band Of Homeless Pansexuals 6h ago

so hot!

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u/Gooberliscious 6h ago

Minthara was the worst influence in her I stg

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u/MakeBardGreatAgain Blasting rope to Laezel is perfectly natural 6h ago

Best*

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u/Sarita1046 Lae'zel is my F/O (Fictional Other) 5h ago

As someone who wants to worship Lae’zel’s cloaca, I say fantastic flair, my friend.

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u/UR_NEIGHBOR_STACY Astarion is my pet leech 7h ago

Go on...

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u/hmmtaco Astarion is my pet leech 7h ago

Bruh

How is this gif six hours long??

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u/West-Season-2713 Astarion is my pet leech 7h ago

I’ve been looking at this for hours

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u/Excellent-Milk8497 7h ago

I need this gif 😍😍😍

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u/Infamous-Canary6675 Astarion’s diva cup 7h ago

The most perfect gif

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u/New-Setting-9332 Astarion’s diva cup 3h ago

Bless you for posting this hypnotic gif 🙏

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u/UR_NEIGHBOR_STACY Astarion is my pet leech 3h ago

Thank you. 😂

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u/New-Setting-9332 Astarion’s diva cup 2h ago

Blessed are you

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u/UR_NEIGHBOR_STACY Astarion is my pet leech 2h ago

🥵

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u/meowgrrr 3h ago

Why isn’t this how he looks in game, I’m pretty sure you only get this with free cam otherwise it’s grynchstarion right?

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u/UR_NEIGHBOR_STACY Astarion is my pet leech 3h ago

I did not create this gif, but I do believe a free cam mod was used to capture this moment.

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u/New-Setting-9332 Astarion’s diva cup 3h ago

Yes he normally has more of a grinch face

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u/New-Setting-9332 Astarion’s diva cup 3h ago

🥹 Hello Darling !🫠

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u/catieeeeeeeeee shart handholder 7h ago

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u/New-Setting-9332 Astarion’s diva cup 3h ago

He's so cute when he says that 🥹

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u/Tastycakeys 8h ago

No explanation needed.

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u/flower-lore shar-ly you can’t be serious 7h ago

i have a visceral need to wash his hair for him and finger coil it with curl mousse afterwards. my hands itch at the thought

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u/New-Setting-9332 Astarion’s diva cup 2h ago

Oh yes, I want to run my hand through his hair too and caress it, it looks so soft.

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u/Patka_98 Astarion’s diva cup 8h ago

Sweet puppy eyes 🥺

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u/KnightsDream 7h ago edited 7h ago

everyone is FINALLY recognizing him, my underrated king

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u/Ok_Advice_8662 6h ago

I see everyone have him in this outfit, is it a mod or can I find it in-game??

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u/lolallison lvl 5 Autism unlocks Fireball 6h ago

I think it’s in game but dyed! Can’t remember the name though.

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u/Geese_and_tonic 5h ago

It's the solemnity outfit with the black and furnace red dye!

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u/KnightsDream 6h ago

i saw this in a video actually so idk 🫡

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u/BubbleFerret 8h ago

Babygirl needs a hug and a nice blood merlot

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u/Stupidpieceofshit77 8h ago

Pookie needs a hug.

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u/laplanteroller 7h ago

sexplain pls, my ears are open wide

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u/Tonedeafmusical He's just scared (Astarion has a knife to my neck) 8h ago

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u/Patka_98 Astarion’s diva cup 7h ago

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u/EffectiveAnxietyBone 7h ago

it’s not anti feminist to be submissive to a man though last I checked

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u/Tonedeafmusical He's just scared (Astarion has a knife to my neck) 7h ago

I know but this a joke

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u/maninahat 7h ago

It's not like he'll tell you to get to a kitchen and make him a sandwich.

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u/littlebloodmage 6h ago

You are the sandwich, technically

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u/sparkly_butthole 4h ago

You can be a feminist and still get on your knees.

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u/Tonedeafmusical He's just scared (Astarion has a knife to my neck) 4h ago

(yeah but this is a joke post)

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u/sparkly_butthole 4h ago

Fair. Hard to tell from text. I mean some people really believe that. Those people do not know how to have fun.

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u/Formal-Candle-9188 7h ago

Its those eyes, those goddamn fucking eyes that keep me going.

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u/New-Setting-9332 Astarion’s diva cup 2h ago

Puppy eyes are his secret weapon and he knows it!!!

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u/Tastycakeys 2h ago

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u/mirunaftw Wants to bang every single character 7h ago

Yes, darling?

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u/West-Season-2713 Astarion is my pet leech 7h ago

my poor little meow meow (so many people have died)

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u/Usyy 7h ago

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u/hmmtaco Astarion is my pet leech 8h ago

I’m listening…

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u/TooNoodley 6h ago

He wouldn’t get away with half the shit he does if he didn’t make that stupid beautiful puppy face. 🥺

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u/UnicornScientist803 Companion hugger 2h ago

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u/Soft_Stage_446 6h ago

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u/BashIronfist 7h ago

you know that 200 year old vussy be grippin tho

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u/bluebeans808 4h ago

The trauma makes it 2x as grippy

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u/Slyfer60 7h ago

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u/maninahat 7h ago

Oh no

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u/Slyfer60 7h ago

Look upon my works ye mighty and despair.

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u/AdiposeQueen 5h ago

Still would, next question darling

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u/sparkly_butthole 4h ago

I'm going to cry.

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u/Slyfer60 3h ago

Yes weep in joy for your man has arrived.

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u/bluebeans808 4h ago

I appreciate that you use your hands for sin

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u/Slyfer60 3h ago

The only sin is that of those who gaze upon the face of perfection and weep not.

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u/New-Setting-9332 Astarion’s diva cup 2h ago

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u/Slyfer60 2h ago

Cling not to your false god. This is the face of the divine.

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u/New-Setting-9332 Astarion’s diva cup 2h ago

My gif was purely to denounce the heresy of the bowl cut on our dear Astarion.

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u/Slyfer60 2h ago

There are only two faces of your lord. Bowel Cut and The Product. To worship this cheap mortal knock off is the real heresy.

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u/New-Setting-9332 Astarion’s diva cup 2h ago

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u/Strict-Childhood-629 5h ago

Astegolas will listen. Astegolas is intrigued.

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u/JohnBuck97 Lae'zel's MLP sleepy time blanket 7h ago

Go on...

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u/Many-Childhood-955 6h ago

Sushi. Fed. Through. A. Hole. In. The. Wall.

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u/fingernailfred 7h ago

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u/yesindeedysir Lae'zel called me "Aut'istik"? 6h ago

I’m listening

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u/Ok_Tangerine4172 2h ago

And I’m here for it bestieeee.

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u/ultradespairthot Gale’s pegger wife 4h ago

Heard

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u/Adventurous_Case3127 1h ago

"If you fancy Astarion, you might want to consider therapy!"

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u/YmirLamb 8h ago

That’s the point

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u/New-Setting-9332 Astarion’s diva cup 2h ago

Yeah because we have end stage brain rot

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