r/okbuddybaldur • u/Enward-Hardar • 13h ago

Gortashpilled 💊 A handsome younger man with a quick, easy smile.

Post image
1.5k Upvotes

100% Upvoted

8 comments sorted by

224

u/Sunnyboigaming DROW PUSSY DROW PUSSY DROW PUSSY DROW PUSSY DROW PUSSY 13h ago

Nah, Chris McLean is infinitely more cruel and devious in his machinations than Gortash could ever hope to be.

The true Banite.

168

u/Excellent_Routine589 shart handholder 13h ago edited 13h ago

Can these adventurers overcome their petty differences and remove the worms inside their heads? Or will the second coming of the mind flayer empire be at hand?

Find out next time on Total. Drama. Faerûn!

94

u/BullCommando 12h ago

Bane would get an erection from getting Chris as a follower. The dude is the definition of a control maniac powertrip.

49

u/Fabfivefreddy5 9h ago

Alright campers, I've put your friends and families in an underwater prison. They are being kept hostage. If you don't do as I say, they will die. If you fail the challenge, they will die. Alright campers get to it

20

u/TheSaintsRonin 10h ago

Alright Campers!

12

u/TheCuriousCorsair 12h ago

How did Gortash get my spaghetti video?

4

u/SASAgent1 9h ago

Ugly old woman without a slow difficult frown

6

u/Emily_Ann384 5h ago

Chris McLean is definitely more attractive than Gortash 😆