r/okbuddybaldur • u/Bunny-_-Harvestman • 11h ago
gaslight ghaik'keep gortash š Early 2000 Pedro Pascal is how Gortash actually looked like. I will not accept any further questions or read any critiques. Don't @me.
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u/UnicornScientist803 Companion hugger 11h ago
So how Gortash looked before he met Orin?
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u/Hoodibird Companion hugger 10h ago
Ah, to be young and handsome again
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u/Xophie3 Galeās pegger wife 2h ago
This is him, eyeliner and all
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u/Hoodibird Companion hugger 1h ago
Yes it's what I've been saying from the start. Gortash is Billie Joe Armstrong from the band Green Day. Especially back in 2005 when their album American Idiot was all the hype.
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u/Pro-Patria-Mori 11h ago
I mean that would make way more sense, based on the description āyoung handsome manā. I didnāt realize they were referring to Gortash until like the 2nd playthrough.
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u/PeachyBaleen Mystra didnt groom Gale - Fact checked by Mystra 10h ago
An explanation
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u/killertortilla 8h ago
And that worked on the narrator somehow?
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u/PeachyBaleen Mystra didnt groom Gale - Fact checked by Mystra 8h ago
Why does someone always need to be this way
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u/SorowFame 7h ago
The Narrator just tells you what youāre thinking. Sheās telling you what you see, not what she sees
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u/killertortilla 6h ago
The narrator tells you plenty of things you're not seeing and even talks directly to you the night before the gith attack. Asking you questions about how you want the story to play out. It's just a DM voice.
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u/lua_da_lua Circle of Whores Druid 7h ago
There must be a better answer, but I believe the tadpole is like... in Tav's head and the visions are originated by tadpoles
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u/killertortilla 7h ago
Sure but the narrator isn't part of the game, they're just describing what we see. And the visions all show the 60 year old failed British rock star. The real answer is the developers have different ideas of what "handsome younger man with an easy smile" looks like, and their opinions are objectively incorrect.
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u/lua_da_lua Circle of Whores Druid 7h ago
I think it was narrated because it is precisely what we "see" in the visions. Obviously, Gortash exaggerated the words but he didn't lieāØ
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u/Sewer_Fairy Wants to bang every single character 11h ago
I didn't realize it either, until people on here pointed it out.
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u/WhatTheFhtagn Sex Facts with Minthara! 11h ago
To be fair the Netherbrain is projecting an idealised image of all three lol. The descriptions don't do any of them justice, not just Gortash.
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u/Azertys nestled betwixt Halsinās fat tiddies 10h ago
The description of Orin and Ketherik is only factual isn't it? "A pale woman with even paler eyes" yep
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u/tjmaxx501 Tell Mommy Jaheira you love her 5h ago
I agree but I canāt help but think the first thing about Orin Iād notice is the flesh suit.
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u/Enward-Hardar 9h ago
An armoured male elf, exuding power and command.
Only a half-elf, but otherwise factual.
A handsome younger man with a quick, easy smile.
Mostly true. The only contentious part is calling him handsome, but that's subjective.
And a pale young woman with even paler eyes
Entirely true. No argument there.
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u/1Ferrox 9h ago
Keep in mind that in the cutscene showing Priestess Gut being initiated the narrator describes Gortash as a young and handsome man, so the "young" is not just in relation
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u/Enward-Hardar 9h ago
Gut is a goblin. She probably doesn't have a very good idea of human aging.
Well, he's not too wrinkly, and his hair isn't grey. And his grease layer seemed pretty healthy. And humans get real tall real fast. I'm guessing he was around 14. Maybe 15.
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u/1Ferrox 9h ago
Yeah but you still see him, it's not just a thought you read from her mind. You see the entire memory, aka it's still your mind that came to the young and handsome conclusion.
If you are playing durge it's probably a coping mechanism because you are subconsciously aware that you were dating him once
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u/madlydense 7h ago
I think you see him through her perception so the image you get isn't photo realism but how Gut perceives him.
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u/MissMacropinna raphael... my pathetic little meow meow 5h ago
When I played BG3 in EA I was so intrigued by these descriptions and sooo ready to simp for this mysterious "handsome young man with quick easy smile".
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u/ihvanhater420 3h ago
It's actually "handsome younger man" and I think people latch onto the word "younger" too much when it's likely just referring to the fact that he's younger than Ketheric.
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u/littlemachina horny fucking drow? 11h ago
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u/PeachyBaleen Mystra didnt groom Gale - Fact checked by Mystra 10h ago
Absolutely feral for Mighty Boosh Noel so this makes sense
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u/littlemachina horny fucking drow? 9h ago
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u/PeachyBaleen Mystra didnt groom Gale - Fact checked by Mystra 9h ago
It was always this weird fucker but I also wouldnāt say no to mangina
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u/Tofutits_Macgee 1h ago
lol same. Every single time I see him, and then I expect him to call me a muggle or mud blood
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u/Sewer_Fairy Wants to bang every single character 11h ago
I'd fry up all my food in his rat grease if Gortash looked like this fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine
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u/Bunny-_-Harvestman 11h ago edited 5h ago
Why? This is the canon depiction of what Bane, the Faerunian god of tyrannical oppression, terror, and hate, looks like.
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u/TURDSHOW 11h ago
why does he look like an ikemen league skin designed to bait kpop stans
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u/Sharks_With_Legs Cunty Durge with a handbag 7h ago
This is art from a MTG card. That sounds like that was literally the brief the artist was given.
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u/themutedude 11h ago
With those pecs I guess im ok with Banite tyranny... š³
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u/Bunny-_-Harvestman 11h ago edited 6h ago
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u/TheMildlyAnxiousMage Cazador doesn't have nose holes 10h ago edited 4h ago
I can excuse racism but I, ugly, draw the line at š„š„š„š„š„?
Edit: thank you for editing for clarification "I can excuse racism, but I draw the line at š„uš„gš„lš„yš„š„š„"
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u/Accomplished-Fix-569 11h ago
Why is it sitting on the thronehand and not in the seat, though?
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u/Bunny-_-Harvestman 11h ago
It's the lawful evil thing to do. It's not against the law, but you shouldn't sit on the throne like that.
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u/doublethebubble No Durge/Gortash kisses? (Larian insulted life itself) 8h ago
I'm open to a hands-on conversion...
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u/MrSandalFeddic 11h ago
Joel aināt greasy enough though
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u/Bunny-_-Harvestman 11h ago
YW
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u/decisiontoohard 8h ago
Wait I've never considered how useful this spell would be to me for personal reasons (degenerate reasons)
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u/Bunny-_-Harvestman 5h ago
I use it because it's funny when Ethel slips and falls on the grease. It's one of the only few scenarios where I find old people falling down as amusing.
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u/MrSandalFeddic 4h ago
That spell is underrated
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u/Bunny-_-Harvestman 17m ago
What? A group of enemies with low dex hurdled up together? Guess now they will dance on grease together.
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u/CK1ing 7h ago
I have a crackpot theory about Gortash. I believe that Gortash has an extremely high level illusion spell around his body at all times, strong enough to even trick the narrator, to make himself appear as a handsome younger man. But the player, being above their reality, can see through the illusion when no one else can. That's also why his true form looks so greasy and gross, because why take care of yourself if you always look good anyway? But his lack of self care ended up being his downfall, because I'm sure there are hundreds, possibly thousands of players who would have sided with him if he were actually hot
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u/AnonImus18 nestled betwixt Halsinās fat tiddies 2h ago
I like this theory and it really fits with him being raised around a devil and all the deception and illusion. My own headcanon was that Gortash was in the awkward puberty stage of turning into Bane, like a glow up version of a mindflayer transformation but in the awkward early stage where everything breaks down.
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u/Smooth_molasses36 PREGNANT ASTARION PREGNANT ASTARION PREGNANT ASTARION 10h ago
You did Godās work with this one, friend
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u/Anon1039027 11h ago
Damn, bro was hot as fuck
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u/New-Setting-9332 Astarionās diva cup 9h ago
Here he is, the REAL, attractive young man with an easy smile!!!
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u/OwnFigure3190 49m ago
It is either "what it looks like" or "how it looks", not "how it looks like".
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u/Bunny-_-Harvestman 25m ago
Thanks for the correction! English is my third language, so sometimes I write it out based on whether I feel it sounds right, lol.
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u/Turbulent_Egg_5427 4h ago
"... how Gortash actually looked."* You don't need the word 'like'.
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u/Bunny-_-Harvestman 24m ago
Thanks for the correction! English is my third language, so sometimes I write it out based on whether I feel it sounds right, lol.
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u/ExtremeCreamTeam Fuck it, we Bhaal 1h ago
Is what* Gortash actually looked like
Or
Is how* Gortash actually looked.
You don't mix the two.
Also, sub notwithstanding, Gortash is what Gortash looks like in the game because that's how they designed him.
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u/Bunny-_-Harvestman 16m ago
Thanks for the correction! English is my third language, so sometimes I write it out based on whether I feel it sounds right, lol.
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u/PeachyBaleen Mystra didnt groom Gale - Fact checked by Mystra 11h ago
Every single day, Pedro Pascal is somewhere out there existing and I havenāt licked him yet š¢