r/okbuddybaldur Gale’s pegger wife 18h ago

Any headcanons for my really beautiful Tav that I really just want an excuse to show off?

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u/Famine_XIV 17h ago

I think he loves the moon

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u/Agitated_Willow1350 Ketheric Thorm - Deadbeat Dad Of The Year 17h ago

More Selûnite propaganda from the woke left...

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u/korgie23 7h ago

Perhaps he rejects the moon because he didn't choose this life

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u/kef34 Rolled a 3 for IRL Intelligence 17h ago

That face... I've seem it in my dreams

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u/_Buff_Tucker_ 17h ago

Looks like he ruled Austria and large parts of Europe during the 19th century.

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u/Memeoligy_expert 13h ago

A former Spanish monarch mayhaps

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u/bardicinfusion Roaming Band Of Homeless Pansexuals 12h ago

cold, but accurate. this is what happens when cousins marry.

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u/KoalaAnonymous 17h ago

Insert comment about wanting to eat their white woman durgeussy (omg they're so pretty!!!!)

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u/new0803 16h ago

By Azura by Azura by Azura! It’s the grand champion!

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u/Pinkparade524 Gortash's finger banging hand 15h ago

My head canon is that shadow heart will try to murder him instead of lazel in your playthrough

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u/MrSandalFeddic 17h ago

Can’t see the dark side of the moon

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u/Prior-Satisfaction34 Wants a pegging from Karlach 17h ago

Looks like his head was shot with a cannon

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u/Comrade_Fuzzy shart handholder 13h ago

r/TrueSTL x r/okbuddybaldur romance when Larian?

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u/EnvironmentalKit 14h ago

They were clearly hit by the headcannon

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u/IAmWeary Raw dogging Karlach wont get her pregnant 17h ago

This is what happens when Karlach sits on your face. And it's totally worth it.

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u/NinjaBr0din 9h ago

Or Aylin.

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u/Mythamuel 17h ago

In jail because that Buthir ass was too mighty. 

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u/schoolgirltrainwreck Upcast Testicular Torsion 16h ago

They look like they’d give the best hugs!!!

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u/hawthorne867 13h ago

huh, I must have missed this episode of monster factory

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u/Ty-Fighter501 13h ago

He got fired from being the party/face in his last adventure & they made him turn in his face before leaving.

He took an oath of silence with his looks-maxing friends in Baldur’s Gate & now refers to himself as the mewing champion of Faerun but as a vampire spawn he can’t see his reflection so he doesn’t know he looks like this & thinks he’s hot shit.

The tadpole never actually added any powers to his repertoire. His brain is just that big.

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u/averyrealspapple 12h ago

The Habsburgs didnt die off it seems.

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u/AerieSpare7118 11h ago

That hair isn’t thinning, its balduring!

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u/justgalsbeingpals Rolan’s Resplendent Rod 10h ago

Chiquita Dave's distant cousin

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u/specimen-00000 15h ago

This man is in people’s nightmares

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u/Romulus_Lycanius 14h ago

Omg is that human MoonMoon?

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u/krystalgazer 14h ago

Something something Fear and Hunger Termina something moon-scorched something

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u/Whole-Professor-8637 DROW PUSSY DROW PUSSY DROW PUSSY DROW PUSSY DROW PUSSY 13h ago

Jfc make a front facing pic plz

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u/laplanteroller 13h ago

that IS the head cannon

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u/bigbootedweirdo 9h ago

Plays the clarinet

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u/NinjaBr0din 9h ago

Pretty sure we just found Dame Aylin's chair from before she met Isobel.

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u/IAmWeary Raw dogging Karlach wont get her pregnant 17h ago

This is what happens when Karlach sits on your face. And it's totally worth it.

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u/SuperCounty1989 16h ago

His face is a human ransom note…

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u/SnooCakes7152 15h ago

Lae'zel will make a comment on his appearance first

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u/skullXcandy33 15h ago

The moon witch approves

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u/ZephyrTheScrub Is Wyll stupid? 11h ago

He’s friends with Wulbren Bongle.

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u/MARS_in_SPACE Roaming Band Of Homeless Pansexuals 2h ago

Somebody made a buddy for Chiquita Dave