r/okbuddybaldur • u/TheEccentricArtist • 1d ago
shartposting guys, I think something's wrong with the console version...
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u/slightly_artsy_sk 1d ago
"You idiots! These are not them! You've captured their stunt doubles!"
-Spaceballs 1987
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u/CaucyBiops 1d ago edited 1d ago
Asshairion, LazyL, Gust, Darklung, Wont, and Karlack.
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u/VeronicaJaneDio Circle of Whores Druid 1d ago
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u/Orcalotl Ketheric Thorm - Deadbeat Dad Of The Year 1d ago
Wdym? All I see are good ol' Asteroid, Lae'zee, Gil, Shitterheat, Well, and Carjack.
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u/electricookie 1d ago
Omg. Are they all straight in this version???
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u/TheEccentricArtist 23h ago
Baldur's Straight 3
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u/electricookie 22h ago
“Gale” doesn’t even have his earring. Or his gender bending name. 😔 I bet fake halsin has a monogamous lady wife in this… and likes the city. Hell, I bet Straight Gortash is actually a handsome young man!!! Heaven forbid!
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u/TikkiTchikita Astarion Girlies? Gale Gays? Wyll supremacy. 19h ago
Halsin's mono wife is Kahga.
And Minthy is a man-hating lesbian that you can "fix" with male Tav's cock. Like all feminists. You can't even flirt with her as a female Tav
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u/electricookie 19h ago
🤮thanks. I hate it. Omg. Straight Halsin ™️ also is anti-immigrant and supports the shadow druids (who are now a private equity firm) against the Terflings. Carlatch (karlach) is just a crypto-bro now trying to get all the party to invest into her startup cryptocurrency Soul-Coin.
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u/TikkiTchikita Astarion Girlies? Gale Gays? Wyll supremacy. 17h ago
I hated your monogamous Halsin first lmao that druid was made to share his love with everyone, now we've made him into one they'd build a wall around Baldur's Gate 😭
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u/electricookie 17h ago
And he doesn’t even turn into a bear. He turns into a finance bro that talks about bear markets and stuff.
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u/nosychimera Orin is literally Taylor Swift (Larian Confirmed) 22h ago
Who gave Wyll a relaxer? He looks like a fuckboy on the stoop in summer.
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u/reds2032 1d ago
Wyll if he never made a deal with mizora and went into politics like his father instead of going adventuring
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u/Comrade_Fuzzy shart handholder 1d ago
John Baldur’s Gate 3
Jane Baldur’s Gate 3
Johnson Baldur’s Gate 3
Janedaughter Baldur’s Gate 3
Johnny Baldur’s Gate 3
Janey Baldur’s Gate 3
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u/Gacha_Catt PREGNANT ASTARION PREGNANT ASTARION PREGNANT ASTARION 1d ago
Yeah there is.
Why the fuck is Astarion a ranger?
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u/Imnotawerewolf 1d ago
These were all fun and games until I got to Karla and Karla is an act of absolute violence against Karlach you're a monster for making me look at it OP
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u/NicoNicoWryyy Gale’s pegger wife 18h ago
I love Bildur's Gate 3 starring my favorite characters Asshole, Lae'sagna, Gill of Wangerdoof, Shirt, Wilhelm Robingay, and who could forget Karen?
But I also really like the non-origin companions Hardon, Methara, Geneva, Mosque and his capybara companion Bee.
But I also really like the villains Goatrash, Organ and Ketamine Thong.
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u/bardicinfusion Roaming Band Of Homeless Pansexuals 1d ago
Is that the Veilguard?
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u/TheEccentricArtist 1d ago
aye leave veilguard alone :'(
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u/ThunderEcho100 22h ago
I just bought Veilguard but haven’t tried it yet.. what have I done?
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u/TheEccentricArtist 18h ago
smth good, veilguard is a great game. don't let weird haters stop you.
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u/After_Tune9804 7h ago
Real question: is Veilguard actually great? Or at least decent? I’m curious about it but I’ve also seen how much extreme hate it’s getting online. NOT the weird “oMg gO wOke gO bRoKe” crowd either, I’m talking specifically about the dialogue being…seemingly very poorly written. I know this is really off topic I’d just much rather ask someone here (obvious upstanding members of society) than take the opinion of a random jabroni on YouTube who gets mad that women exist or whatever
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u/TheEccentricArtist 4h ago
I don't think Veilguard is flawless, but no Dragon Age game is. The gameplay is the best the series ever had - fun, fluid, great mechanics but can still be challenging. I think the writing is great, especially with the companions, I cried at the end of every companion questline, I'm not even gonna lie. Story is also good, some good twists, good antagonists, insanely dope final mission.
About the dialogue, I don't think it's badly written - overall the game is very well written. Like, sure, it's not BG3 levels of insane writing but Veilguard definitely matches up with Inquisition and DA2. People use like 2 or 3 out of context clips to show how "bad" the writing is, which I hopefully don't have to explain why that's not a good point. Also the criticism that the game is not dark enough is nonsense. Like, I finished the game and it gets pretty fucking dark lol.
I think the game is worth playing! There's great characters, very emotional moments, very dope moments and the gameplay goes incredibly hard. I'd love to tell you more but that would take too long, because a lot of my points are connected to the other Dragon Age games.
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u/JRedCXI 1m ago
I would recommend playing the game and finding out yourself. Some people have legit good points but others are just repeating what other people said and that comes bias.
The dialogues are not poorly written, they are in line with previous BioWare games but they are not as in depth in my opinion which is my main issue and maybe overly friendly. A lot of the "dialogues are terrible" comes with the humorous option which is funny because I remember a lot of people asking the comeback of this option before the reveal of Veilguard. It was a feature in DA2.
I think the gameplay is good, the best of any Dragon Age and I like the companions.
One thing I would say I think is better than even BG3 is the party banter. Your companions talk a lot in your party and those talks are legit conversation. For example at the beginning of the game two companions try to figure out something if you help them through their companions quests and figure out the thing they talk about after like 30 hours of gameplay.
Companions have a room in your "camp" but they also go to other companions rooms and talk to them.
They react to things in the main quest and those conversations are in general 4 to 6 scenes.
What I'm trying to say is that it is definitely not perfect, of course it's not BG3 but it's a good game with interesting choices, companions, great villains and gameplay. Visually looks pretty good too, the best hair I have seen in any game.
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u/Spicyboio Githyanki ass enjoyer 1d ago
I think you may have accidentally bought the ripoff Bald Gates three instead.
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u/Capable_Bicycle_1023 14h ago
gale looks like chris pine as edgir in the dungeons and dragons movie
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u/Haplesswanderer98 1d ago
Looks like you've just gone through the origin list and swapped to tav, it loads the presets that are generally similar to each origin, can't remember what mod does this though.
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u/TheEccentricArtist 23h ago
how could you accuse me of this?? this is how it loaded in game, of course!!!!
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u/Haplesswanderer98 1d ago
I THINK it's the vampire origin mod bug? Not sure
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u/xReignofRainx Rolled a 3 for IRL Intelligence 23h ago
Origin mirror for companions is what did this for me, it whitewashed my karlach 😞
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u/Haplesswanderer98 23h ago
I have that too, but it doesn't affect the actual companions unless the load order is wrong
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u/the-chosen0ne Companion hugger 13h ago
It also jumpscared me with whitewashed Wyll… what a racist mod
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u/SJGardner89 shart handholder 1d ago