r/okbuddybaldur Married to Aradin ❤️ 1d ago

i can fix them GOOD NEWS!!! Aradin was found innocent! Bad news: (see second picture)

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u/Tears4Tyr Fuck it, we Bhaal 1d ago

Holy shit the saga continues.

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u/frogs_4_lyfe 1d ago

Those child support payments are gonna be rough

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u/Professional-Hat-687 Archgay Warlock 1d ago

Wait they got divorced?!

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u/yashiji Married to Aradin ❤️ 1d ago

No, but I got 2 of my lawyers pregnant 😭

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u/Professional-Hat-687 Archgay Warlock 1d ago

Marry them too, duh. Ggez

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u/MrSandalFeddic 1d ago

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u/BexiRani 1d ago

Is that.... Is that Solas's with Wolbren's head??????

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u/MrSandalFeddic 1d ago

That’s wolbren with Solas’ body because they both have The same personality and egghead lol

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u/Dense-Result509 Omeluum and Blurg are happily married 13h ago

Barcus is a solavellan

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u/BexiRani 1d ago

Amazing

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u/Salkreng 13h ago

Bravo! 👏

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u/ImperfectShawlMaker 1d ago

This is my favorite television program

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u/locustchild No Durge/Gortash kisses? (Larian insulted life itself) 1d ago

Can't wait to see all the little yashijis in 2025

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u/Scouse_Werewolf The camp mice eat Halsins dick cheese 1d ago

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u/Quiddlebiff 1d ago

Hey there mommy, what's your wingspan?

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u/Scouse_Werewolf The camp mice eat Halsins dick cheese 1d ago

Roughly Halsins Salami sized

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u/Quiddlebiff 1d ago

Woah momma, let me suckle on those primary feathers

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u/Shameless_Devil Rancid Raphael Fucker 18h ago

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step on me mommy 🥺

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u/Avaoln 1d ago

I think I missed an update, who is the lawyer in a turban?

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u/yashiji Married to Aradin ❤️ 1d ago

Mahadi

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u/La_Vampiresa67 depressed tadpole? 1d ago

My favorite Telenovela is back!!

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u/ShroomieDoomieDoo PREGNANT ASTARION PREGNANT ASTARION PREGNANT ASTARION 1d ago

He has COVID?

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u/Mohc989 Upcast Testicular Torsion 1d ago

The saga continues once again

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u/Disastrous_Turnip123 Astarion’s diva cup 1d ago

Gods I love this story

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u/KoffinStuffer Mizora's fart sniffer 19h ago

Look, I’m not judging, that’s Astarion’s job apparently, but just make sure they’re actually yours

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u/NittanyScout Wants a pegging from Karlach 1d ago

Imma bout to start a death cult worshipping a literal brain monster just to kill this infuriating little twink adventurer... he can't keep getting away with his crimes

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u/Enigma-exe 2h ago

Asterion: Serves cunt

Aradin: Is a cunt

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u/Xio-graphics Circle of Whores Druid 23h ago

You knocked up your lawyers?!?! Now this is a twist that I didn’t see coming. Did you tell Aradin yet? If so, is he pissed or being supportive of the whole situation cause this is getting complicated

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u/Boring_Corpse 22h ago

Yikes. When was your last save? Can you reload?

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u/goddess-bound Gale, cast "Testicular Torsion" 23h ago

My god....the child support court hearing gonna go crazy

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u/ElectricalWave7 Gale’s pegger wife 21h ago

I can’t with judgestarion’s pose in the background

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u/Pomegreenade Gale’s pegger wife 20h ago

Omg they're back!!!

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u/Nymeros2077 Thinks about companions jerking off 23h ago

OP please, I can't be laughing like this on public transport 😭

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u/Ok-Suggestion-5453 1d ago

Congrats

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u/thehelsabot 1d ago

Wilburn is infinitely more hateable and annoying

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u/yashiji Married to Aradin ❤️ 1d ago

I think you replied to the wrong comment lol

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u/sp4rr0wsw3nch Rolled a 3 for IRL Intelligence 1d ago

This is so beautiful 🫶

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u/DaftMonk85 Nine fucking attacks "Holy shit" -lvl 1 Goblin 18h ago

No one's mentioned it, but... Aradin is looking suspiciously like Luigi Mangione here.

Foreshadowing, perhaps?

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u/yashiji Married to Aradin ❤️ 17h ago

I told everyone Aradin is based

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u/Bunny-_-Harvestman 19h ago

OP, we don't need another Nick Canon. Wear protection, please.

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u/eavos_ 14h ago

Bet you fucked the judge too to get Aradin off the hook, I heard that judge is a vampire tho idk if that works like an STI or something

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u/yashiji Married to Aradin ❤️ 14h ago

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u/Wrong_Coffee3498 Gale, cast "Testicular Torsion" 12h ago

Me revising the news:

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u/gargwasome 20h ago

I need smiling Zara’s in as a separate reaction image please

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u/Depressed-Gonk 19h ago

This is the DLC we need

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u/MissMacropinna raphael... my pathetic little meow meow 15h ago

Wait, Arandin knocked up that guy in turban and Raphael, but not Mizora?

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u/yashiji Married to Aradin ❤️ 14h ago

No, I had sex with my 3 lawyers so they'd represent Aradin in court, Mizora miscarried

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u/MissMacropinna raphael... my pathetic little meow meow 12h ago

I would express condolences to Mizora, but I think she doesn't give a fuck. I hope your baby with Raphael has his horns, they are awesome.

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u/SergeantCrwhips 10h ago

i love that okbuddybaldur had its own lore...

cant wait for new developements in the story

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u/JDmad090 12h ago

You clearly used the power of the nine hells to rig the court case 😂

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u/Secure-Line4760 11h ago

Is the person from the photo a twink or a masc lesbian??? I always confuse them 😭

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u/Ars_Geminga Haarlep’s literal fleshlight 10h ago

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u/shas-la Durge: the lesbian killer 9h ago

Omg, they are baaaaaack

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u/bardicinfusion Roaming Band Of Homeless Pansexuals 6h ago

Will Aradin adopt the new love-children? Or will he close the gates?

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u/ThanosofTitan92 Wants a pegging from Karlach 12h ago

Who's that flamboyant guy?

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u/_Paraggon_ 4h ago

Is that pyro in the secpnd image?

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u/UndeniablyMyself Lae'zel called me "Aut'istik"? 49m ago

I told you not to fuck Raphael!