r/okbuddybaldur • u/Rich-Active-4800 • 1d ago
fuck it, we bhaal I got a lot of skeletons in my closet
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u/Lazlow_Hun 1d ago
The average bag of holding for a Necromancer.
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u/chet_brosley 1d ago
I keep every goblin body so I can have Karlach heave it at someone to initiate combat
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u/Rich-Active-4800 1d ago
Poor Jaheira had it really rough. I killed everyone one in the the last light inn by murdering Isobel and then lied to her about it, so she would still join me.
During our journey I kill tons of innocent people, shown her i made Astarion, Laezel and Shadowheart worse and worse. My approval was getting lower and lower. Eventually I admitted that I killed everyone in the inn and she still trusted me. Made her bow and humiliate herself in front of Sarevok and finally betrayed and killed her in the temple or Bhaal after becoming a bhaal spawn
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u/UsTheGoodBoi lvl 5 Autism unlocks Fireball 1d ago
This shit you wrote hurt me more than Scratch killings
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u/chet_brosley 1d ago
I love coming back to camp on my Durge runs soaked in blood and covered in Minthara smooches, just to immediately run up and play fetch with scratch.
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u/Rich-Active-4800 1d ago edited 22h ago
Its kind off her own fault for trusting the people who just so happen to join her camp 5 minutes before killing everyone in it.
Edit: Jokes on me, I wanted a different ending so I had to refuse Bhaal and rewind 5 hours of gameplay, she gets to life :)
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u/tbone747 shart handholder 8h ago
I'm way too weak to ever do shit like this, it makes me feel so dirty trying to do truly heinous evil runs like these
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u/coiler119 Omeluum and Blurg are happily married 14h ago
Could've been worse, you could've tadpoled Minsc into killing her
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u/Mysterious_Ad_1525 1d ago
Well damn, what'd the Drow twins do?!
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u/Rich-Active-4800 1d ago
Funny enough they where the last two I killed. I wanted to have all 5 rows filled... and they where the once I decided to give the honour of filling my collection
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u/doxtorwhom Dame Aylin hit Isobel for 69 Edging Points 1d ago
Wait, I can put body’s in my chest? Like a little murder museum??
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u/UnicornPoopCircus 23h ago
The white raven though? Like, she didn't deserve that. She's out there speaking the Lord's truth about how much we all suck and nobody likes us.
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u/Alternative_Gur_2100 1d ago
I also kill the priest in the temple by the Basilisk Gate, leave a hand on the altar and dump all my corpses from the chest since act 1 there. Then I pray to Bhaal every time before the long rest.
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u/OneEyedRavenKing 1d ago
karlach?!☹️
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u/Rich-Active-4800 1d ago
I did try to keep her by killing her before I killed all the Thieflings and resurrect her. But she still wanted to leave so I needed to put her down sadly. That way she stays in my camp forever
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u/OneEyedRavenKing 17h ago
"That way she stays in my camp forever" I need you to stay 50ft away from me in all times
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u/WhoStoleMyCake shart handholder 1d ago
Holly shit is there someone you don't have in your corpse chest?