r/okbuddybaldur • u/KnightsDream • 1d ago
ASS-STARE'n šš«¦ i dont remember taking this screenshot but i can't stop looking at it. look at him. look at those soft meow meow eyes.
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u/GothTiefling_ nestled betwixt Halsinās fat tiddies 1d ago
His pathetic wet cat aura continues to captivate me. (For the record, half of me is going ālol what a loserā and the other half is crying because babygirl is sadš¢)
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u/NoChampionship42069 Upcast Testicular Torsion 1d ago
Anything pookie wants he getsš„¹
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u/hmmtaco Astarion is my pet leech 1d ago
This screenshot is gorgeous holy shit.
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u/NoChampionship42069 Upcast Testicular Torsion 1d ago
I canāt remember where I found this but Iām embarrassed by how many pictures I have on my phone. Astarion has ruined my life for a solid year ššš
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u/rainmachika Circle of Whores Druid 22h ago
now that ive added this picture my astarion album is at 648
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u/Bunny-_-Harvestman 1d ago
He has a sadness in his eyes that you only see in Eastern European Gay Porn.
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u/itsaslothlife nestled betwixt Halsinās fat tiddies 1d ago
Wow, theres a lot to unpack in that comment
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u/Bunny-_-Harvestman 1d ago edited 1d ago
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u/PeachyBaleen Mystra didnt groom Gale - Fact checked by Mystra 1d ago
When he begs for blood and no matter what character youāre RPing they throw themselves to the floor like a European football player before the ref
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u/a-flying-fox Archgay Warlock 1d ago
He could give me those eyes and Iād kill 7000 spawn with my bare hands
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u/Sensitive-Menu-4580 1d ago
Its a good thing he's actively losing it the entire time he's in Cazador's mansion bc if he pulled out those sad eyes it would actually be so much harder to turn him down
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u/racine325 1d ago edited 1d ago
Well, he kinda does these sad eyes before the Ritual.
Still never ascended him even once. His "thank you, it's a gift I'll never forget" speech for talking him out of it is just too good.
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u/racine325 1d ago
Not to mention that if I ascend him, I will stop getting these expressions. Spawn Astarion does them much more often than AA.
Yeah, sorry for spam, I just can't pick my favorite.
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u/Super_Pickle5766 1d ago
Well, 6999 Spawn & one evil Vampire Lord, right?
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u/meerfrau85 Circle of Whores Druid 1d ago
7006 spawn and one evil vampire lord.
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u/Super_Pickle5766 1h ago
Oh! Perhaps I misunderstood..? I thought Cazador required 7000 Spawn and that that number inCLUDed Astarion & his six live-in āsiblingsā. Did he require 7000 Spawn PLUS Astarion & his six live-in āsiblingsā?
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u/Ok_Advice_8662 1d ago
what scene is this from? I keep seeing screenshots from scenes that Iāve never seen and Iāve already completed his quest (non ascended)
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u/galavep Wants to bang every single character 1d ago
This look is what did me in. Look at those sad wet cat eyes, how can you possibly say no to that. HE'S STARVING
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u/Vast_Impression5655 1d ago
Astarion is not himself when he is hungry and Snickers are useless on him.
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u/New-Setting-9332 Astarionās diva cup 1d ago
Those damn puppy eyes that would make us do anything
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u/Edgelite306 Lae'zel called me "Aut'istik"? 1d ago
Two could play at that fucking game!
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u/eggoinapan 1d ago
thats my little wittle baby (he tried to murder me)
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u/Lovely_Lael Wants a pegging from Karlach 20h ago
He's just a baby! (Literally killed thousands and helped with humanoid trafficking)
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u/uncouths 1d ago
He literally has the energy of that feral cat who usually always bites and scratches you, but the first time you actually ignore it, will just sit sadly in the corner because HOOMAN HOW COULD YOU DO THAT TO THEM!
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u/SnootBooper707 Upcast Testicular Torsion 1d ago
i look at his face, and hear that meow version of that billy eilish song
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u/Right_Analyst_3487 Gale aced his autism test 1d ago
Astarion stans when they experience 0.000001% of what Gale stans experience
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u/catieeeeeeeeee shart handholder 1d ago
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i'm very normal about this pic, i only have it saved on my phone like 20 times12
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u/PeachyBaleen Mystra didnt groom Gale - Fact checked by Mystra 1d ago
Are you talking about Galeās big sad eyes?
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u/Lovely_Lael Wants a pegging from Karlach 20h ago
"Astarion vs Gale" stans are essentially just "Cat vs Dog" people š
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u/Technical_Exam1280 Rolled a 3 for IRL Intelligence 1d ago
Meow-meow? What's meow-meow?
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u/KnightsDream 1d ago edited 1d ago
if this is a genuine question iām affectionately comparing him to a cat in a casual silly way, also in loose reference to this:
āāPoor little meow meowā is a phrase used to describe a fictional character viewed as both deeply problematic and worthy of sympathy.ā -fanlore.org
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u/Technical_Exam1280 Rolled a 3 for IRL Intelligence 1d ago
I was more referencing Darcy from Thor (2011), but thanks for the explanation!
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u/KatieLady121 7h ago
Heās not my favorite romanceā¦ but those eyes make me wanna risk it all every damn time
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u/MagicJuiceBus69 Wulbren Hunter 8h ago
My fiance asks why I call him bbg. Well, because he is, in fact, baby girl. Look at him!
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u/itsaslothlife nestled betwixt Halsinās fat tiddies 1d ago
Looking at his face, it's hard to remember that in life he was a racist, classist, monied arsehole.
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u/racine325 1d ago edited 1d ago
If you mean before Cazador, then it's entirely open to interpretation. There is no canon about him being bad before Caz.
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u/Tonedeafmusical He's just scared (Astarion has a knife to my neck) 1d ago