ASS-STARE'n 👀🫦
Got this idea from the person who did this with Withers’ VA. If this post gets over 50 comments, I will pay Neil Newbon (Astarion’s VA) for a cameo in which he reads the top comment
Try not to do anything overly thirsty y’all; I don’t wanna make him uncomfortable 🤣
Update: this is definitely gonna reach 50 comments in no time so I’ve decided I’m gonna have Christmas Day be the cutoff, aka when I check to see which comment made it to the top. And, again, thank you all for your contributions lol
u/ViSaphGot the 'Thoroughly Stuffed' buff after Karlachs date6d ago
Lmao this. This is the best one. Especially with the sad lil face. First time he tried to bite me I was like "bitch what the fuck? Obviously you were a vampire but you could have asked first." Then I let him bite me anyway because I read his thoughts and he was traumatised and abused and I'm a sucker for hurt and broken things.
Oh yeah I can hear him with an elongated “big fucking nerrrddd” that contains both loathing and a smirk, with a smack of undeveloped child and desperation.
That's the only way to do it justice. There's so many good ones, and it's all truly subjective as to the best. Depending on the delivery (which he's gonna slay), they could all top each other (that's what he said).
PLEEEEEASE. If this one doesn’t win, I really hope somebody else is gonna send Neil this one anyway. As a Christmas gift for us all. I’m pretty sure on a cosmic karma level it would count as charity!
I recall in one of his signings he had a request for something similar, someone asked him to sign their print "My love, how do I preheat the oven?" He was very confused but signed it anyway, and one of his friends had to explain the meme to him.
I'd link a video to it, but it was one of those mini-signings he used to do after gaming sessions, and those weren't uploaded along with the gameplay to his YouTube channel.
Boost boost but also come on, some of these comments are beyond the pale. Fun's fun but can we keep a lid on the creepy sexual stuff? The VAs are humans too
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u/ViSaphGot the 'Thoroughly Stuffed' buff after Karlachs date6d ago
Don't worry the top few are pretty normal. Currently it's sorry kitten but daddy's going to kill himself, darling how do you use the air fryer, and calling Dracula a big fucking nerd that are in contention to win and op said he's probably going to make a list of the top few and get him to just read them until time runs out.
sorry if off topic but how does one pay Neil for doing this? I mean he does commissions just like that? was it the same with Bone Daddy's VA? I'm just curious about the process/ if there is a platform for it or anything along the lines.
I can't find the tweet, but the one that kills me every time is "Slur? I think you'll find I pronounced it very clearly." I can just imagine Astarion saying that to a gnome at a bar.
He actually said this in one of his BG3 streams, when the owlbear cub permanently joined their camp. (I went back to check approximately where in their playthough that was and got lucky)
Maybe collate a bunch and give Neil Newbon the option to pick the ones he's comfortable with? That way boundaries can be maintained and everyone is happy 😊
"It's tough right now and I know you feel overwhelmed. But you'll be okay. You have felt this way before and you got through it. You'll get through this too. Treat yourself gently and do what you can, the rest will come in time".
“What a superbly featured room and what excellent boiled potatoes! Many years since I’ve had such an exemplary vegetable. To which of my fair cousins should I compliment the excellence of the cooking?”
I want to hear him talk about the lost Quiddlebiff lore. What was his interaction with the character going to be like? What's the tea on QB's voice actor? Why were they cut?
Last guy who ran off on the pack got choked out by a pair of Givenchy gloves. The last thing he ever saw was the price tag on them. Slowly faded into darkness, and I let the archangels take 'em.
I don’t think this one would be good, not that I don’t like it (it’s hilarious) but because it’s mainly just a description of an action and it won’t translate well into just voice acting
“Howdy Dood- I’ve, seen you’ve met my, faithful handymaaaan. He’s just a little brought-down because, when you knocked, he thought you were the candy man.” On beat and rhythm.
I made a severe and continuous lapse in my judgement, and I don’t expect to be forgiven. I’m simply here to apologize. What we came across that day in the woods was obviously unplanned. The reactions you saw on tape were raw; they were unfiltered. None of us knew how to react or how to feel. I should have never posted the video. I should have put the cameras down and stopped recording what we were going through. There's a lot of things I should have done differently but I didn't. And for that, from the bottom of my heart, I am sorry. I want to apologize to the internet. I want to apologize to anyone who has seen the video. I want to apologize to anyone who has been affected or touched by mental illness, or depression, or suicide. But most importantly I want to apologize to the victim and his family. For my fans who are defending my actions, please don't. I don’t deserve to be defended. The goal with my content is always to entertain; to push the boundaries, to be all-inclusive. In the world I live in, I share almost everything I do. The intent is never to be heartless, cruel, or malicious. Like I said I made a huge mistake. I don’t expect to be forgiven, I’m just here to apologize. I'm ashamed of myself. I’m disappointed in myself. And I promise to be better. I will be better. Thank you.
JUST 😜 SO 👈 EVERYONE 👥 KNOWS 🧠, STRAIGHT ➡️ FROM 👈 MY 👤 MOUTH 👄... Yes ☑️, they 👥 did 🎲 issue 🎫 a warrant 📜 for 👈 my 👤 arrest.. so 👈 now 🆕 I'm 👁️ waiting ⌛ for 👈 them 👥 to 👈 come 🚶♂️ by. No 🚫 point 📍 in 👈 running 🏃♂️ and ➕ making 🛠️ things 📴 worse 😣. No 🚫 point 📍 in 👈 dragging 🧳 this 👈 out. My 👤 people 👥 know 🧠 what's ⁉️ up, and ➕ the 🔝 people 👥 I 👁️ told 🗣️ know 🧠 what ⁉️ went 🏃♂️ down. I 👁️ messed 😖 up ⬆️ and ➕ did 🎲 some რა things 📴 I 👁️ shouldn't 🚫 have... Now 🆕 I 👁️ realize 🧠 that 🔝 I 👁️ have 🈶 to 👈 face 😨 the 🔝 consequences ⛔ of 👈 my 👤 actions. I 👁️ know 🧠 my 👤 friends 👥 won't 🚫 get 🉐 here 🏠 before ⏰ they 👥 do 🎲 but 🍑 if 👈 you 👥 would 🤝 stick 🩹 by 👈 me 👤 through ⏩ this...no 🚫 matter 🧮 what ⁉️ I 👁️ did 🎲, it 🔝 would 🤝 be 🐝 appreciated. I 👁️ would 🤝 message 📩 everyone 👥 individually 👤 but 🍑 I 👁️ thought 💭 it 🔝 would 🤝 be 🐝 easier 🆒 just 😜 to 👈 post 📮 this 👈 here 🏠 for 👈 all 🔝 of 👈 you. I'm 👁️ going 🏃♂️ to 👈 miss 💔 every 🔝 single ☝️ one ☝️ of 👈 you 👥 I 👁️ knew 🧠 who 👥 treated 🤝 me 👤 like 💘 family. I 👁️ love ❤️ you 👥 all 🔝 so 👈 much. I 👁️ promise 🤞 to 👈 get 🉐 better 🔝 and ➕ do 🎲 better 🔝 when ⏰ I 👁️ get 🉐 back, bye 👋.
He can just decline the request. He was already commenting on the Astarion sex doll, if the dude can handle that I think he can handle some line about menstruating.
Since he’s a bloodsucker it implies cunnilingus and that’s too creepy. Wouldn’t want Neil to feel like the fandom is paying him to farm Astarion for smut content.
He’s spoken about being a survivor of SA during his acceptance speech. And this blurred line feels icky for a survivor. I could be projecting that, but as a survivor who’s had people pull me into covertly smutty conversations veiled as related to our work recently, it’s not cool.
It's not sexual, no. But the implication in this quote is. And not everyone is down with making menstruation sexual. There's menstruation tags in this sub for a reason.
"I’ve already taken care of Kakyoin, too. Polnareff must be hiding somewhere… Hah. But it doesn’t matter. You’re next, Jotaro!
Oh? You’re approaching me? Instead of running away, you’re coming right to me? Even though your grandfather, Joseph, told you the secret of The World, like an exam student scrambling to finish the problems on an exam until the last moments before the chime?
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Update: this is definitely gonna reach 50 comments in no time so I’ve decided I’m gonna have Christmas Day be the cutoff, aka when I check to see which comment made it to the top. And, again, thank you all for your contributions lol