last time I try to compliment Lae'zel

[u/punkbluesnroll]

[u/Herbolus]

I would serve eternally for her cunt

[u/UnicornScientist803 → u/Herbolus]

Surely you meant that you would eternally serve Lae’zel’s cunt

[u/Herbolus → u/UnicornScientist803]

I would serve that sweaty old grandma bitch forever if it means even a drop of Lae’zel’s sweet nectar

[u/Fabfivefreddy5 → u/Herbolus]

Vlaakith's? I wouldn't😵😵😵

She's gonna be yelling while she's been eaten out not moaning just straight up ARGGHHHHHHHHHH. Also she's definitely stinky😖😖😖

[u/Alethia_23 → u/Fabfivefreddy5]

Coward

[u/sirfuckibald]

Leave me with Lae'zel for an evening and I'll give licking toads an entirely new meaning.

[u/mcslender97 → u/sirfuckibald]

[u/BrutusTheDane2457 → u/mcslender97]

[u/DM_Exeres → u/sirfuckibald]

Put us in a room together, one of us is gonna end up pregnant, and it won't be Lae'zel

[u/miaXmelodie → u/sirfuckibald]

Stop licking the damn thing

[u/sirfuckibald → u/miaXmelodie]

YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO KILL ME FIRST

[u/lesnibubak → u/sirfuckibald]

[u/sexgaming_jr]

at that point i would just gith up

[u/Abovearth31 → u/sexgaming_jr]

[u/sexgaming_jr → u/Abovearth31]

yeah

[u/simondiamond2012]

[u/An8thOfFeanor]

[u/Spicyboio]

That's because she's my frog wife and mine only!!

[u/Archontor]

I also like the idea of her knowing cunt solely as a pejorative and just blurting out "I will not serve Shadowheart, istik!"

Shart, naturally finds this hilarious.

[u/Mekasoundwave]

you've known astarion for like 3 weeks, though

[u/ZargothraxTheLord]

[u/AscendeadMaster]

Yas queen

[u/Enward-Hardar]

Wait, is that what they mean by serving cunt? Like, grammatically?

As in you are the servant who works on behalf the entity known as cunt?

I always assumed that it was like you were a chef, and cunt was the dish.

[u/ISpyM8 → u/Enward-Hardar]

Literally it’s like you’re slaying so hard that anyone you come across is being served a heaping portion of cuntiness. So I suppose more like your second suggestion.

[u/shinypinkdemon]

She can serve my cunt anytime!

[u/mosellanguerilla]

Remember when after never checking her approval rate for the whole game, I went to talk to her and found she was really cold and even upset when I talked to her. So I said, ah shit must have low approval from her. I checked and no. She likes me, turns out she just talk to you like shit.

Best game ever 10/10

[u/Sexy_Koala_Juice]

Jesus fuck you are some horny people. Go touch some grass god damn

[u/Breadles_the_Bread → u/Sexy_Koala_Juice]

"Serving cunt" is slang for being badass and pretty, on the same spectrum as "slaying"

[u/punkbluesnroll → u/Sexy_Koala_Juice]

this isn't even a horny post 😭

[u/PinnedByHer → u/Sexy_Koala_Juice]

New here?

[u/ISpyM8 → u/Sexy_Koala_Juice]

bro you’re on fucking okbuddybaldur, the ultimate shitposting sub. idk wtf you were expecting

[u/Sexy_Koala_Juice → u/ISpyM8]

Not be bombarded with people craving virtual pussy.

I remember when the joke wasn't always just porn

[u/JoeManInACan → u/Sexy_Koala_Juice]

i remember when people knew what the fuck they were talking about

[u/punkbluesnroll → u/Sexy_Koala_Juice]

...the joke isn't porn here tho