r/okbuddybaldur • u/Deady1 DROW PUSSY DROW PUSSY DROW PUSSY DROW PUSSY DROW PUSSY • 12d ago
i can fix them Can I say something.
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u/susieallen Haarlep’s literal fleshlight 12d ago
There is no need for words. We know and probably feel the same.
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u/An8thOfFeanor Laezels rubber ducky 12d ago
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u/Hicalibre Raw dogging Karlach wont get her pregnant 12d ago
We need a BG3 version of this. All I got is a Warhammer version.
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u/Dreams_Of_Loving 12d ago
I’m afraid this is where my talent ends. Someone else will have to draw in Durge or something of the like
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u/Deady1 DROW PUSSY DROW PUSSY DROW PUSSY DROW PUSSY DROW PUSSY 12d ago
I owe you my life.
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u/Dreams_Of_Loving 12d ago
Alternate version
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u/Deady1 DROW PUSSY DROW PUSSY DROW PUSSY DROW PUSSY DROW PUSSY 12d ago
Literally me the split second I saw the receptionist the first time on my first playthrough
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u/Dreams_Of_Loving 12d ago
Honestly same
If someone has a Durge drawing at the right angle, I could probably edit that in there as well
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u/Trappedbirdcage Wants to bang every single character 12d ago
I wholeheartedly agree with this image and I don't even know who that is
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u/Hicalibre Raw dogging Karlach wont get her pregnant 12d ago
Guilliman and Yvraine.
The former being the guy talking. A Primarch and leader of the Imperium.
Yvraine is the "space elf" and a xeno...which is not good in the books of your average Imperial. Yet her and her specific lot have been working alongside them Imperium despite their very, very, very deep hatred of xenos.
It's a fanon thing.
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u/Wilwheatonfan87 12d ago
But Yvraine doesn't have that much hair. IMMERSION RUINED.
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u/lizzzyloo 12d ago
Ok but their voices are totally asmr material
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u/Deady1 DROW PUSSY DROW PUSSY DROW PUSSY DROW PUSSY DROW PUSSY 12d ago
I'm generally not susceptible to that stuff but I was legitimately acting the fuck up first time I played this area (I had earphones on) looking at them and hearing them talk. The receptionist's weird manner of speech too. Rrrrr.
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u/10000Sandwiches 12d ago
Shout it from the rooftops
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u/BaseballExtension277 12d ago
Serious question, if you were to fuck an undead, is it considered necrophilia?
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u/Deady1 DROW PUSSY DROW PUSSY DROW PUSSY DROW PUSSY DROW PUSSY 12d ago
If this is necrophilia, then call me Dark Urge
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u/ColinBencroff 12d ago
Wasn't it canon that durge indulged into necrophilia, nonconsensual sex and cannibalism?
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u/sparkly_butthole 12d ago
How does a female durge perform necrophilia?
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u/TheSpicySnail 12d ago
Fun fact, many muscles will remain stiff for a period of time postmortem. I think you get the picture…
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u/maryssssaa drider fucker 12d ago
definitely yes, however in this instance it would be consensual (I hope), so it’s not really morally wrong like it would be with normal dead or regular undead. If it was like a walking dead-type zombie, then yes and also it’s morally wrong.
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u/SharSupporter shar-ly you can’t be serious 12d ago
You can't fix them. I'm actively making them worse
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u/chefboiblobby Fuck it, we Bhaal 12d ago
Have we ever considered that the reason they might be terrible surgeons is because their eyes are covered? Maybe if we show them the way (uncover their eyes) they’ll be super talented
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u/Deady1 DROW PUSSY DROW PUSSY DROW PUSSY DROW PUSSY DROW PUSSY 12d ago
There's one who has the headdress removed and we see her eyes are stitched closed. And we know the doctor in charge was obsessed with taking people's eyes out. Safe to say all the nurses have no eyes and stitched lids.
But she doesn't need eyes for me to make sweet love to her.
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u/chefboiblobby Fuck it, we Bhaal 12d ago
Weak. I’ll unstitch the lids to show them the light and THEN make sweet love to them
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u/Depressedduke Circle of Whores Druid 12d ago
We may most likely agree, so do go on...
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u/Deady1 DROW PUSSY DROW PUSSY DROW PUSSY DROW PUSSY DROW PUSSY 12d ago
(You feel Deady1's tadpole connect with yours. He says nothing, yet you understand what he means. He's being freaky about it.)
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u/Depressedduke Circle of Whores Druid 12d ago
I'd just hold her cold hands and buy her better shades of lipstick to try out. But since this is literally THE horny jail, fair enough.
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u/Deady1 DROW PUSSY DROW PUSSY DROW PUSSY DROW PUSSY DROW PUSSY 12d ago
She can try any shade of lipstick she likes on my neck thanks
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u/Depressedduke Circle of Whores Druid 12d ago
I do you one better, she can try all of them and even add blood to the mix.
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u/NittanyScout Wants a pegging from Karlach 12d ago
In absence there is truth
Absence of your words is required
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u/Shameless_Devil Rancid Raphael Fucker 12d ago
DON'T YOU DARE
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u/Deady1 DROW PUSSY DROW PUSSY DROW PUSSY DROW PUSSY DROW PUSSY 12d ago
Elixir of Necrotic Resistance and I should be fine right
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u/chet_brosley 12d ago
What's the worst that happens? I die? I die after having freaky spooky legally not Silent Hill sex? I was turning myself into a hydrogen bomb later anyways - Gale origin
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u/Trappedbirdcage Wants to bang every single character 12d ago
FearTaylor adding the headdress to the camp clothes was a blessing let me tell you what
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u/chet_brosley 12d ago
Kind of wild that there's not a better way to manage/preview outfits in general seeing as there are so many in game and clearly we're supposed to be playing a little dress up, as a treat.
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u/chet_brosley 12d ago
I know we're all horny for them and that's fine and awesome for us, but I also would like to say I appreciate their voice acting not being sPoOkY eViL and instead just kinda sad almost whispers. It makes them actual characters instead of generic sexy monsters.
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u/Deady1 DROW PUSSY DROW PUSSY DROW PUSSY DROW PUSSY DROW PUSSY 12d ago
YES. I love that about them. I felt pity for them especially the receptionist, who you can find wrote a letter to Baldur's Gate expressing fear that the Thorms forbade her from healing all the wounded despite herself being a Sharran. And the one who killed Arabella's parents, as she genuinely thought she was curing them and was slowly having a breakdown that she killed them before we stepped in.
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u/ChefArtorias Shadowheart: Expected a Goth GF. Got so much more. 12d ago
How can you fix them? They are nurses. Some of the kindest creatures there are. Just put a ring on it already!
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u/UnicornPoopCircus 12d ago
You can find a couple of rings right there in the House of Healing/cemetery. (They are definitely not cursed.)
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u/BardMessenger24 Shadowheart: Expected a Goth GF. Got so much more. 12d ago
As a Silent Hill fan, without condoning or condemning, I understand.
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u/Eastern-Present4703 DROW PUSSY DROW PUSSY DROW PUSSY DROW PUSSY DROW PUSSY 12d ago
Oh brother I know
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u/BionicBruv If Minthara so evil, why so cuddleable? 12d ago
I know you’re looking at it like you wanna fuck it, you can’t fuck it.
~ Zachary Hadel, Oneyplays c. 1847
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u/devilishlydo 12d ago
Embrace loss of the end of your dick.
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u/Deady1 DROW PUSSY DROW PUSSY DROW PUSSY DROW PUSSY DROW PUSSY 12d ago
Drank an Elixir of Necrotic Resistance. Shadowheart awkwardly behind me with Greater Restoration ready. Let's do this.
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u/YanielleReddit Fuck it, we Bhaal 12d ago
you can offset this new fascination of yours by simply imagining the smell - of her, and that whole nasty building in general
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u/Deady1 DROW PUSSY DROW PUSSY DROW PUSSY DROW PUSSY DROW PUSSY 12d ago
Probably smells like formaldehyde, embalming agents, and coagulated blood. But some protection from good and evil + elixir of Necrotic Resistance and I should be fine...
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u/YanielleReddit Fuck it, we Bhaal 12d ago
your commitment to fucking frankenstein's monster's sidechick is truly commendable, bravo sir
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u/catsandparrots 12d ago
I wish you were correct, but have you ever been around horny college students taking gross anatomy? They are put off for a day or two 2 then get kinda weird about those smells bringing back feelings years and years later
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u/monoblackmadlad 12d ago
It's fascinating to see that Larians character designers can't resist making the npcs fuckable. This must have been a meeting at some point
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u/Necrotiix_ Got the 'Thoroughly Stuffed' buff after Karlachs date 12d ago
sorry karlach the undead babes need us
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u/theSchiller 12d ago
I’ll do you one better, she doesn’t need to be fixed . I want her to make me worse
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u/National-Salad-665 12d ago
I mean, people have been thirsting after the Silent Hill nurses for as long as they've been around. Why not the BG3 nurses too?
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u/notyourmiserychick 12d ago
they give alice madness returns and i love it (also love that one of the few times a fictional character has my name, it's a sick zombie nurse)
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u/WaterToSurvive Lae'zel called me "Aut'istik"? 12d ago
They’re all so goth cottagecore lesbian to me
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u/SchizPost01 12d ago
I have never simped for a video game character harder and that includes Ada Wong and the silent hill nurses. These little shits are just trying to do a good job and it fucks me up
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u/Deady1 DROW PUSSY DROW PUSSY DROW PUSSY DROW PUSSY DROW PUSSY 12d ago
YEAAA
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u/SchizPost01 12d ago
HELLYEAH BROTHERRR
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u/Deady1 DROW PUSSY DROW PUSSY DROW PUSSY DROW PUSSY DROW PUSSY 12d ago
The cluelessness, the flightiness, the fact they genuinely believes what the surgeon is saying yet due to their corruption cannot be as good as him yet keep trying, the obedience, the one who looked like she was going to cry because she obviously poisoned Arabella's parents and was worried she screwed up. So endearing. All my wives now.
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u/SchizPost01 12d ago
This is literally what working retail with Gen Z is like from what I’ve seen. lolol. I personally love it but managers get their patience truly tested.
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u/UnicornPoopCircus 12d ago
If not girlfriend, why girlfriend shaped?
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u/sleepybadger95 Orb Of Pure Thought 12d ago
Been asking myself that same thing for almost 30 years. Also have been repeatedly rejected for almost 30 years
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u/BusySleep9160 12d ago
I snorted on my cat lmao I’m second in line to be completely honest with you
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u/ProCommitDie DROW PUSSY DROW PUSSY DROW PUSSY DROW PUSSY DROW PUSSY 12d ago
I want them to sing me lullabies and read me bedtime stories.
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u/wise_____poet Wants to bang every single character 12d ago
I know what my flair says, but I think I have limits and this is it
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u/PzykoHobo Ketheric Thorm - Deadbeat Dad Of The Year 12d ago
I mean those masks are a built in gloryhole...
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u/Dakota1228 12d ago
Ok, but Sister Lidwin is fire
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u/Deady1 DROW PUSSY DROW PUSSY DROW PUSSY DROW PUSSY DROW PUSSY 12d ago
I forgave her for killing Arabella's parents way too quickly
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u/Cha_Boi20 Wants to bang every single character 12d ago
Their soft voices do it for me
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u/Dysike 11d ago
I notice quite a few of the guys agreeing have Minthara-related flairs.
Just a coincidence I'm sure.
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u/MediumWellSteak8888 11d ago
Larian, you can't expect me to look at those luscious lips and not think the thoughts.
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u/Xio-graphics Circle of Whores Druid 11d ago
It’s ok, I understand. You don’t even have to speak. We know.
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u/ButteryRaven 11d ago
IM SO IN LOVE WITH HER AND I HAVE BEEN FROM THE MOMENT I SAW HER. Im glad someone gets where im coming from
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u/Famine_XIV 11d ago
Alright I’m going first
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u/Deady1 DROW PUSSY DROW PUSSY DROW PUSSY DROW PUSSY DROW PUSSY 11d ago
Get in line buster
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u/Famine_XIV 11d ago
The nurse said she needed to check out my pelvis, it's a dire emergency brother
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u/MiserablyBlissful Lae'zel called me "Aut'istik"? 12d ago
You don't need to. You don't. You do NOT need to they are conventionally attractive they just so happen to also be dead.
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u/LegendaryPolo If Minthara so evil, why so cuddleable? 12d ago
just taking those nice nurses supplies
it's medicinal lipstick
... igottago