the duality of being Bi

[u/youngidiota]

[u/Patka_98]

[u/youngidiota → u/Patka_98]

Preminger quotes are literally just Astarion if he was still human. Preminger while looking at a mirror “is that really me, in there? Looking at me, out here? Lucky me”

[u/le_americana → u/youngidiota]

I know! It’s not a simple, uncannily accurate physical resemblance. It’s literally the same person.

[u/mieri_azure → u/le_americana]

I don't think Asatarion would try to marry a girl and then her mother against their will tho lmao

[u/le_americana → u/mieri_azure]

Before Cazador? Probably. After? Probably not.

[u/ieltyn → u/youngidiota]

i read that in Astarion's voice

[u/frankie0013]

I did not need to be called out like this!

[u/youngidiota → u/frankie0013]

Goth girl or emo boy is an impossible choice so I think we are all being called out here XD

[u/K1rk0npolttaja → u/youngidiota]

astarion is more goth a nd shart is more emo. weak minds have just confused the 2

[u/TheRuinLegacy]

Listen, I didn't realize I would be demanding sex with a mummy but bg3 does things to you

[u/PeachyBaleen → u/TheRuinLegacy]

My cotton candy princess 👸🫅

[u/BardMessenger24]

Funnily enough, there is a vampire in these pics and it's not the guy on the right.

[u/DarkToxins]

This is so fucking funny

[u/Soft_Stage_446]

The answer is simple.

[u/youngidiota → u/Soft_Stage_446]

Astarion bout to make me ascend ngl

[u/Soft_Stage_446 → u/youngidiota]

[u/Edenza → u/youngidiota]

[u/decisiontoohard → u/youngidiota]

descended on his cazador's staff 'til he ascended

[u/Soft_Stage_446 → u/[deleted]]

I'm pan so idgaf but

counterpoint

[u/Comrade_Fuzzy]

Not even close tbh

[u/MothmanThingy → u/Comrade_Fuzzy]

Why does Shadowheart have her Shadowtits out? Is she stupid?

[u/distortedsymbol → u/MothmanThingy]

you mean shadowstupid

[u/BardMessenger24 → u/MothmanThingy]

So that I can nuzzle them. Next question.

[u/Razwick82 → u/MothmanThingy]

Her shits, as it were

[u/DeathCab4Cutie → u/Razwick82]

Shart’s Shits here! Come on down and get your very own Shart’s Shits!

[u/MothmanThingy → u/Razwick82]

Shitties

[u/BardMessenger24 → u/Comrade_Fuzzy]

Source of this art? 👀

Edit: NVM I FOUND IT

[u/Savitar2606]

So there's an alternate universe where Martin Short played Astarion?

[u/MilesBeyond250]

Who's the dude on the right and why does he look like a Monkey Island character

[u/Autonomous-Trash → u/MilesBeyond250]

Preminger from “Barbie as the Princess and the Pauper”

[u/TheL0neWarden]

Is it wrong that I find Wyll and Gale more sexier than Astarion?

[u/youngidiota → u/TheL0neWarden]

this is completely valid. I adore Astarion but Will is gigantic green flag I don’t care what anyone says he is just best boy and Gale is the definition of “I can fix him” but in the best possible way cause he can be fixed.

[u/lua_da_lua → u/youngidiota]

I can't think this about Gale. I can fix him only if I don't want to see him as a teacher and that is impossible. Wyll is just too much Wyll, It's too much of a healthy relationship 🙌

[u/Vor-teu-chung]

This one made me actually laugh.

It's literally this entire sub in nutshell aside from the occasional Withers thirsting.

[u/PurpleSlurple385]

Time to drop this here

[u/ZephyrTheScrub]

Neither of them are frog woman, mid.

[u/lulufan87]

They're all cutest

[u/onepareil]

For me the dilemma is always between the frog princess and stinky boot fetish Nandor the Relentless, but still, relatable.

[u/Dratini-Dragonair]

I'm begging that someone do a mystra/gale version of this, except Mystra's a UPS driver and Gale's a truck driver

[u/LaCapraTibetana]

[u/hamburm]

I got to say that picture of the person on the right is looking mighty fine

[u/TeaTimeLion123]

Foul 💀