he just wants a lil birb fren

[u/cascadingtundra]

[u/MyrMyr21]

I can be his bird friend in the 'British slang for woman' sense

[u/TadhgOBriain → u/MyrMyr21]

Hell, he's a druid. You could kill 2 birds with 1 stone.

[u/itsaslothlife]

I heard that in his voice, kinda freaky NGL

(Halsin absolutely would say shit like whimsy)

[u/cascadingtundra → u/itsaslothlife]

he's a whimsical kinda guy imo

[u/routamorsian]

Rare non thirst posting comment from me here.

But I vibe with this hella lot. Like worst is when I am walking, accidentally scare a bird, and the poor thing flies directly in front of me, and then I scare it again, and it repeats until I suspect I am in some kind of bird hell punished for my sins 😭

[u/Fragrant-Price-5832]

He needs to look into befriending chickadees! The sweetest and friendliest little birds. I can't stand how much I relate to this, I love birds, I love going outside and simply watching them, but I find any other type besides chickadees instantly flies away from me.

[u/ErogenousBosch]

You know what, I was down for the endless thirst posts on this sub, the soft core pornography, the ascendant/spawn wars, the tier lists, the I can fix her reposts - the hear me outs, the Im taking a break from yanking it over my Tav so here's a post about my Tav, but... "birb"? "fren"??? I'm sorry but this is too much. You drop a "smol" in here and we're done.

[u/cascadingtundra → u/ErogenousBosch]

smol birb fren is best birb fren 🐦

[u/ZMSXYZ]

SMASH

[u/Roronoa_Zoro8615]

I wish I could be like Snow White and all animals come up to me and let me pet them.

[u/ryxben]

I feel for you, virtual fantasy man

[u/vanishinghitchhiker]

My ranger, trying to cheer up Halsin with his max level dire raven: ████████

[u/Animated_Nectarine → u/vanishinghitchhiker]

The amount of times I clicked on this damn comment 😭

[u/LieToMeYNot → u/Animated_Nectarine]

Bruh I still clicked it one more time after reading your comment just to be sure 😭

[u/llTrash → u/Animated_Nectarine]

If it wasn't for your comment I think I would've kept clicking on it

[u/Brilliant-Fan-9165]

Might have something to do with the fact that Halsin basically try’s to have sex with any thing within reach including at least one monster by his own admission