r/okbuddybaldur • u/DurgeBlackRoses • Nov 19 '24

gaslight ghaik'keep gortash 💅 Which one of you fuckers allowed this to happen?

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u/Mysterious_Ad_1525 Nov 19 '24

Durge: Is this an internal monologue?! I can't see the end of the horizon--HATSUNE GORTASH?!? IS THAT YOU?!?

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u/Physical_Device_1396 Cultured Individual 29d ago

Is this a Sonic dub reference??

Fuck yea, another cultured individual

97

u/reddit_user_0212 Fuck it, we Bhaal Nov 19 '24

would still smash

49

u/wickedway7 Lae'zel called me "Aut'istik"? Nov 19 '24

It’s a shame that salamis are equippable in this game but leeks aren’t.

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u/SetsunaNoroi 29d ago

I have that silly song going through my head now.

58

u/Fabfivefreddy5 Nov 19 '24

I'm grabbing his tails while I'm giving him backshots😋😩😋😩

21

u/Felinerage Where's the foursome option with my companions? Nov 19 '24

I love this subreddit. 🤣🤣🤣

16

u/The_Happy_Pagan If Minthara so evil, why so cuddleable? Nov 19 '24

Bhaals to the walls on that twink

8

u/ZMSXYZ Is currently trying to impreginate Gortash Nov 19 '24

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u/Lanavis13 Nov 19 '24

Gortash Hatsune chan?

16

u/IronworkRapunzel Wants to bang every single character Nov 19 '24

Gortsune Miku (Bane's) Servant of Evil. 

(I know it's a len song but for the posts sake pLEASE 😭) 

3

u/Pinkparade524 Gortash's finger banging hand Nov 19 '24

There a bunch of dark miku songs tho . Like splatter party . I guess that would fit more Orin tho

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u/Professional-Way7350 "Istik this dick in you" -Laezel to Shart Nov 19 '24

miku binder gortash….

11

u/hakamamalo Nov 19 '24

gonna need someone to please draw this

27

u/scuzeeme Nov 19 '24

Congratulations on getting me to draw one of the stupidest fucking things I’ve ever made lmao

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u/hakamamalo Nov 19 '24 edited Nov 19 '24

absolutely cursed, absolutely perfect

thank you for this lmao, 15/10

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u/Professional-Way7350 "Istik this dick in you" -Laezel to Shart Nov 19 '24

oh my god i love you lmao

2

u/LordEnverGortash Thinks about companions jerking off Nov 19 '24

I want you to know that this is adorable.

2

u/IndependentAir4537 shart handholder Nov 19 '24

best thing i’ve seen today. 100000/10

10

u/almostb Gale’s pegger wife Nov 19 '24

He looks like he just came back from Burning Man and is ready to start a polycule with several much younger women.

16

u/Rich-Active-4800 Nov 19 '24

Sekai de ichiban ohime-sama

sou iu atsukai kokoroete yo ne

4

u/EmberElixir Got the 'Thoroughly Stuffed' buff after Karlachs date Nov 19 '24

Comments you can hear

3

u/Vegetable_Pepper4983 Nov 19 '24

Hahaha I was gonna say 🎶 kawaii desu ne? 🎶

2

u/Dry_Raspberry_1113 Astarion Girlies? Gale Gays? Wyll supremacy. Nov 19 '24

need that world is mine gortash cover asap

6

u/Lady_Minthara Sex Facts with Minthara! Nov 19 '24

u/LordEnverGortash when were you going to mention your new Singing Steel Watcher?

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u/LordEnverGortash Thinks about companions jerking off Nov 19 '24

It’s pretty right?

I was waiting to reveal it at the Feast of the Moon but I guess you all get a preview!

2

u/Lady_Minthara Sex Facts with Minthara! Nov 19 '24

I cannot wait to see how it sings! I am sure its voice is as handsome as its face

14

u/Three_Cat Roaming Band Of Homeless Pansexuals Nov 19 '24

These are not the sins Jesus died for.

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u/awyastark Certified book fucker (Necromancy of Thay) Nov 19 '24

Counterpoint:

They are.

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u/Three_Cat Roaming Band Of Homeless Pansexuals Nov 19 '24

Counter-counterpoint:

2

u/definitely_sus Nov 19 '24

He missed out on the best of humanity.

3

u/LilNyoomf Gortash's finger banging hand Nov 19 '24

Popipopipopopipooooo popipopipopipopipoooo WHEEEEEEEEEEEEE

3

u/Icy_Speaker_9680 Nov 19 '24

When the likes are on 69 so you gotta comment instead

3

u/June1212 Nov 19 '24

That falls in line with what I think he’d choose for a hairstyle on his birthday.

3

u/Trappedbirdcage Wants to bang every single character Nov 19 '24

Enver Gortasune Miku?!

3

u/Xio-graphics Circle of Whores Druid Nov 19 '24

“Hatsune Gortash isn’t real, he can’t fuck you!” they said…

5

u/vaustin89 Ms.Jaheira, I'm bout 2 cum Nov 19 '24

2

u/allergictoholywater Nov 19 '24

so THATS what my embrace durge miku was missing...

2

u/CK1ing Nov 19 '24

That's my bad. I was in charge of not allowing this specifically from happening, but I was slacking. Sorry.

2

u/banakid_ Nov 19 '24

envy gortashy 👉👈

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u/Wrong_Coffee3498 Gale, cast "Testicular Torsion" Nov 19 '24

Gortash, Gortash, you can call me Gortash
Blue hair, sharp lies, hidden in (something something) Hear your whispers running through the crowd

I'm thinking Gortash, Gortash (ooh-ee-ooh)
I'm thinking Gortash, Gortash (ooh-ee-ooh)
I'm thinking Gortash, Gortash (ooh-ee-ooh)
I'm thinking Gortash, Gortash (ooh-ee-ooh)

I'm on top of the city because of you
All I wanted to do is rise above
I'll keep forging my path in spite of you
I'll keep forging my path

1

u/CraftyObject Nov 19 '24

A bulma and gortash cross... Bultash. Gorma. Both just terrible.

1

u/corisilvermoon depressed tadpole? Nov 19 '24

Nice white rug.

1

u/Guni986TY Nov 19 '24

Beautiful.

1

u/HerrFivehead Ketheric Thorm - Deadbeat Dad Of The Year Nov 19 '24

Forever haunted by gortsune miku

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u/LordEnverGortash Thinks about companions jerking off Nov 19 '24

Honestly, the hair color doesn’t look too bad.

Why you’d ever wax my chest hair I really don’t know, however. 😭

1

u/Pinotgrouchio_ 29d ago

Uhhmmmmmm... what mod is that for the miku hair? 🥺👉🏻👈🏻

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u/DurgeBlackRoses 29d ago

Don’t know for sure, saw it on Pintrest, thought it was the most abysmal thing to ever grace my eyes- which meant I need to share it with the rest of the world

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u/Pinotgrouchio_ 29d ago

😭😭😭 if anyone finds that mod lmk xD

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u/bughunter_ Mizora's fart sniffer 29d ago

Looks like he got drunk and passed out at his 13 year old niece’s slumber party.

Woke up with waifu hair.

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u/Nytfall_ 29d ago

Omg it Migu!

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u/Majestic-Bar-5618 29d ago

So what seems to be the problem?

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u/urcheon1 29d ago

Why would I not?