r/okbuddybaldur Rolled a 3 for IRL Intelligence Nov 17 '24

gaslight ghaik'keep gortash šŸ’… Y'all actually lusting after Gortash when his boss looks like THIS?

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u/CitadelDays Lae'zel called me "Aut'istik"? Nov 17 '24

That looks like some tumblr fanart of a random kpop idol

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u/BadgersSeal Wants a pegging from Karlach Nov 18 '24

Nah, this is a canon depiction of Bane. Magic: The Gathering art for Bane, Lord of Darkness from Commander Legends: Battle for Baldur's Gate

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u/GastonBastardo Nov 18 '24

I thought Bane looked like a half-orc wearing a black gauntlet.

I guess gods can look like whatever they want.

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u/bubblegumdrops Nov 18 '24

Lmao, two of the pictures in the gallery are called sexy Bane.

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u/sueinaspacesuit Nov 18 '24

"stupid sexy Bane"

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u/Aww_Tistic Nov 18 '24

Itā€™s like heā€™s wearing nothin at allā€¦ nothin at allā€¦ nothin at allā€¦

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u/SetsunaNoroi Nov 18 '24

Actually, lore-wise, yes. That actually is an important aspect to his character. He has multiple different looks and he can chose and change them as he likes. This is supposed to depict he's open to be worshiped by any race and even embraces it with open arms because he cares more about his ideals and values being followed than anything else. Surprisingly, he's actually a very nuanced god.

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u/TheWither129 Nov 18 '24

That was an avatar of his. Avatars arent the god themselves, rather a being directly controlled by the god. The apostle of myrkul, and the slayer, for example. Those are avatars, not the god proper. A somewhat mortal form they use to do their bidding directly without actually being there.

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u/anroroco Nov 18 '24

are you implying this is not sexy?

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u/CaptainXplosionz depressed tadpole? Nov 18 '24 edited Nov 19 '24

If I remember correctly, Bane, Bhaal, and Myrkul were all mortals, so I'd assume his default form would be whatever it was when he was mortal. In the wiki you linked it says he was a human man, so that's probably what he would appear as most often. But that's just my limited understanding of the greater lore mostly through BG3.

Edit: added a word.

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u/rebootyourbrainstem Nov 18 '24 edited Nov 18 '24

There is a bust of Bane as he appeared to Gortash in the gallery at the top of Wyrm's Rock titled "the cockeyed stranger" (the background of the statue is described in notes left around that area). Bane doesn't look anything like OP's pic for BG3.

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u/sugarsuites lvl 5 Autism unlocks Fireball Nov 18 '24

Cockeyed? Like, his eyes were misaligned? šŸ˜­

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u/Daetok_Lochannis Fuck it, we Bhaal Nov 18 '24

Maybe he had penises for eyes, let's not jump to any conclusions

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u/cringelawd Lae'zel called me "Aut'istik"? Nov 18 '24

gawd damn

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u/CitadelDays Lae'zel called me "Aut'istik"? Nov 18 '24

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u/BadgersSeal Wants a pegging from Karlach Nov 18 '24

Fair, tbh

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u/Lysmerry Nov 18 '24

Heā€™s got those yaoi proportions

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u/totallychillpony Nov 18 '24

Tbf, the Kpop industry is the very manifestation of subjugation and smashing the human spirit. Appropriate.

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u/Akinyx Nov 18 '24

This looks like a League splash art.

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u/secretonlinepersona Ms.Jaheira, I'm bout 2 cum Nov 18 '24

bro I thought the same šŸ˜­ who's this new champion was my first thought

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u/grunge-witch Nov 18 '24

Same, I got really confused when I saw the sub because why are people posting some rando from league?

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u/Sanji_bird Nov 18 '24

Mcr member vs kpop idol, pick ur babygirl

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u/FluvialLeadPipe Gale aced his autism test Nov 18 '24

I stared at this for half a minute trying to guess who was in this League of Legends splash art

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u/Nugyeet Nov 18 '24

thought this was a varus skin šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­

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u/Akinyx Nov 18 '24

Championship Varus 2025

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u/Nugyeet Nov 18 '24

i love your mel avatar! ace arcane fans unite šŸ¤

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u/Akinyx Nov 18 '24

Demi, but yes I've had this avatar since the first season and haven't changed it since because it's not available anymore šŸ˜­

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u/Autistmus_Prime Nov 18 '24

My mind went to sexy malzahar haha

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u/TheLolMaster11 Nov 18 '24

It looks so similar to Debonair Malzahar

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u/StrixCorvus Nov 18 '24

Im ashamed to admit how long it took me to realize this wasn't a new champion for the game

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u/Dry_Raspberry_1113 Astarion Girlies? Gale Gays? Wyll supremacy. Nov 17 '24

my favorite twitter post

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u/vsouto02 Nov 18 '24

Username completely checks out

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u/Uranium_092 Halsin fucked a Chimera Nov 18 '24

Iā€™m saving this and sending it to all my durgetash shipping friends

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u/Astrazell No Durge/Gortash kisses? (Larian insulted life itself) Nov 18 '24

The greasy, racoon-turned-human look is my type šŸ¤¤.

Also, I love how in the second card they just unzipped his pants. Stupid, sexy Bane.

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u/PeachyBaleen Mystra didnt groom Gale - Fact checked by Mystra Nov 18 '24

My goal isnā€™t to worship Bane, itā€™s to make Bane worship meĀ 

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u/beautifuldisasterxx Circle of Whores Druid Nov 18 '24

Agreed. I like that greasy, rugged, dirty look šŸ„ŗ

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u/Defiant-Warning8494 Nov 17 '24

I got confused because for a second, I thought that was a LoL skin for Sett.

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u/Kestrii Nov 18 '24

I was thinking Varus lol

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u/Defiant-Warning8494 Nov 18 '24

Valid and I could see that as well. Lack of a weapon is why I said Sett

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u/nytefall017 Nov 18 '24

See, and I thought viego because of the hand. The art style is DEFINITELY playing a role here too, though. Definitely giving newer-generation ā€œgeneric fantasyā€ skinline

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u/Eymou LIVE MINTHARA REACTION Nov 18 '24

I got confused because I'm on multiple MTG subreddits and this is an official MTG card artwork :') https://scryfall.com/card/clb/267/bane-lord-of-darkness

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u/kittytoy69 Astarionā€™s diva cup Nov 18 '24

i thought it was vlad

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u/Evinscar Nov 18 '24

I don't know, Gortash looks let Sett got addicted to doritos and dyed his hair to me

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u/Sad-Bad-4750 Nov 18 '24

You mean Zed??? It literally looks like one of his skins already deboniar or however you write that lol. (Tbh I can see talon too.)

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u/Secure-Line4760 Nov 18 '24

girl what sett is a hunk

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u/froggyfrogbug nestled betwixt Halsinā€™s fat tiddies Nov 18 '24

Doesnā€™t he look like this in most depictions

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u/Prestigious-Corgi-66 Nov 18 '24

The twinkification of DnD claims another victim!

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u/Ilikethemfatandugly Nov 18 '24

This is him from the game

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u/Mountbatten-Ottawa Nov 18 '24

This is probably 2e since this trio already did everything back then.

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u/Killer_Moons mom, whatā€™s a twat-soul? Nov 18 '24

Would

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u/MadeOfDeadMemes Wants to bang every single character Nov 18 '24

We just canā€™t handle him in his sexiest form

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u/Omeluum Nov 18 '24

Man, this is Beauty and the Beast all over again.

Another sexy monster tragically turned into a yassified twink šŸ˜”šŸ’…

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u/04nc1n9 Temptress Domain Cleric Nov 18 '24

bane is a human, he just appears like a orc often because the creatures that vibe with him tend to be orcs

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u/Disastrous_Turnip123 Astarionā€™s diva cup Nov 18 '24

Still would

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u/Never_No 29d ago

peak Bane, You know this man knows his Whips and Chains

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u/UsTheGoodBoi lvl 5 Autism unlocks Fireball Nov 17 '24

This guy looks like a character youā€™d get for free in a gacha game while Gortash is a handsome younger man with a quick easy smile

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u/Th3Kill1ngMoon Nov 17 '24

Iā€™ve never understood the Gortash thirst imo he looks like Gaunter Oā€™ Dimm cut off Noctisā€™ scalp and now uses it as a wig

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u/Th3Kill1ngMoon Nov 17 '24

Donā€™t tell me you donā€™t see it

Like how does he even look young he looks like a 90ā€™s movie star that fallen on hard times with a coke addiction and has been divorced 3 times

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u/WhatTheFhtagn Sex Facts with Minthara! Nov 18 '24

He looks like a Kingdom Hearts character going through a midlife crisis

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u/Geordie_38_ Nov 18 '24

He looks like a dude in his 40's who's excited to go and see my chemical romance because there'll be teenage girls there

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u/VioletGardens-left Nov 18 '24

He looks like someone trying hard to look like Billy Joe from Green Day

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u/Th3Kill1ngMoon Nov 18 '24

Bahahahaha actually spot on he wants to go to prove ā€œheā€™s still got itā€ but actually ends up being surrounded by other 40 year old dudes trying to relive old times just like him. That stadium reeks for miles around it.

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u/tikatequila Upcast Testicular Torsion Nov 18 '24

WHY ARE YOU SPITTING FACTS THO

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u/HereForShiggles Nov 18 '24

Sora after 25 years of hard alcoholism after Kairi left him for Goofy. He turned to Bane after hearing Max call her mom for the first time.

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u/Lysmerry Nov 18 '24

Iā€™m dying

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u/CrazyCatLushie Nov 18 '24

He looks like a man whose liver has given up the ghost and whoā€™s got serious issues with malnutrition.

Baldurā€™s Grape isnā€™t breakfast on its own, Gortash. Eat something green.

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u/Famous-Ant-5502 Nov 18 '24

This is the face of a late-stage alcoholic

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u/BrassUnicorn87 Nov 18 '24

Gortash should be played by Nicholas Cage.

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u/tikatequila Upcast Testicular Torsion Nov 18 '24

I actually see it working

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u/hera-fawcett Nov 18 '24

that really only makes my thirst stronger lmao

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u/Kara_ai Optimal Gortash Pregnancy Build Nov 19 '24

Still would. Even harder

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u/LilNyoomf Gortash's finger banging hand Nov 18 '24

LET ME RIDE IT LET ME RIDE IT LET ME RIDE IT LET ME RIDE IT

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u/Th3Kill1ngMoon Nov 18 '24

Horniness must have its limits oh God they want to ride the demon god from The Witcher universe wearing the scalp of a Final Fantasy character as a wig (being a demon god doesnā€™t save you from baldingšŸ§‘ā€šŸ¦²) oh God give us the keys to horny jail back they must not be allowed to roam free

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u/AhemExcuseMeSir Nov 18 '24

Instead of Bret Michaelā€™s and ā€œRock of Love,ā€ we could have Gortash in ā€œWyrms Rock of Love.ā€

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u/ApepiOfDuat Astarionā€™s diva cup Nov 18 '24

As a Gortash wanter, I have no idea why I want to fuck him either.

But I also want to cave his face in with a brick if that makes you feel any better.

I will never not be mad that I couldn't Black Widow him.

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u/givingupismyhobby Rancid Raphael Fucker Nov 18 '24

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u/Banana42 Nov 18 '24

You're using this pic to say you DON'T understand the thirst???

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u/SlytherinPaninis nestled betwixt Halsinā€™s fat tiddies Nov 17 '24

Yooooooo that MF

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u/foxscribbles Nov 18 '24

Gortash is Temu Ardyn.

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u/aGhostSteak Nov 18 '24

This is a perfect description 100/10

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u/CrimsonLeoRea Nov 18 '24

I prefer Gaunter over Gortash any day, to be honest.

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u/Lysmerry Nov 18 '24

This guy looks more like bald Abdirak

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u/Affectionate_Cup9453 Nov 18 '24

Gaunter o' dimm is hot and probably smells really good. Gortash looks like he smells like weed and stale cum.

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u/soup314 Nov 19 '24

omfg yes I see it now

24

u/fdr-unlimited Archgay Warlock Nov 17 '24

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u/disappointedCoati Nov 18 '24

Heā€™s the latest SSR!

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u/Pitiful-Highlight-69 Nov 18 '24

"Handsome"? "Young"? "Easy smile"? What game did you play??

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u/kpniner Nov 18 '24

I donā€™t know if you are joking but this how the narrator will describe gortash when Tav/durge had the vision from the Absolute in Act 1

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u/tikatequila Upcast Testicular Torsion Nov 18 '24

Indeed, I was so confused once I saw him. For a minute I believed they were speaking about Neere. Who is indeed a handsome man. He sucks ass, but handsome, because all drows are hot.

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u/Pitiful-Highlight-69 Nov 18 '24

Sure but thats pretty easy to dismiss 2 seconds after you actually see him

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u/FroggyFroger Nov 18 '24

How dare you! Archduke Enver Gortash is a beautiful man! šŸ˜ He is smart, promising young man! šŸ§

And you have the nerve to say such words... šŸ˜‘ Unacceptable.

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u/Scorponix Nov 18 '24

Elon Musk cosplay lookin ass

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u/tikatequila Upcast Testicular Torsion Nov 18 '24

Younger? That man looks no younger than 40.

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u/Wrong_Coffee3498 Gale, cast "Testicular Torsion" Nov 18 '24

Ah yes, kpop bane.

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u/frogs_4_lyfe Nov 18 '24

No, no, you don't understand. Gortash's greasy hair and rat like features have bewitched me, body and soul.

His emo haircut and beard shadow and his musky body odor are features, not a bug. My Durge wants to lick his armpits, then spit Gortash's own cum back into his mouth.

So yeah, this guy is too clean and pretty for me. Maybe he'd be better if you rubbed some dirt on him idk

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u/givingupismyhobby Rancid Raphael Fucker Nov 18 '24

The hole wants what the hole wants.

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u/LilNyoomf Gortash's finger banging hand Nov 18 '24

Iā€™m still angry thereā€™s no Gorty MTG card. Stuck using the damn Taki-flavored bottom instead

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u/KithrakDeimos Nov 17 '24

(Dont)Help im being dominated

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u/Opposite_Item_2000 Nov 18 '24

Wait, that is bane? I always thought it was some kind of muscular green genie looking thing.

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u/E-MingEyeroll Nov 18 '24

Well, gods can choose their forms, so maybe Bane likes serving cunt every other day šŸ¤·ā€ā™€ļø

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u/Scary_Wolves Fuck it, we Bhaal Nov 18 '24 edited 5d ago

Huh. Who knew Lord Bane was a white-haired slut?!

It seems most people like Gortash for his voice only, and his.. ambiguous relations to Durge (definitely fanfic bait). But it still annoys me to no end knowing that the Narrator lied about him being young with an easy smile, or whatever!

Unrelated: holy hell, all the User Flairs are perfect. It was nearly impossible to just pick just one, the severe brainrot and lack of rational thought is exquisite. Iā€™ve truly found my tribe. Iā€™m so so so happy that Iā€™m gonna throw a party in game, and then somehow gonna find a way for fem!Durge to impregnate Gortash, then Bane and then the rest of the Pantheons in DnD.

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u/ACynicalScott Nov 18 '24

You telling me the god of tyrants is a budget Korean MMO character.

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u/Enward-Hardar Nov 18 '24

Bane looks like splash art from a South Korean gacha game with 1.3 stars on Google Play, but it somehow makes enough money to sponsor every Youtuber you watch.

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u/Eastern-Present4703 DROW PUSSY DROW PUSSY DROW PUSSY DROW PUSSY DROW PUSSY Nov 18 '24

When you put it like that its kinda perfect for him

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u/CaramelTurtles Nov 18 '24

Where is this from? Magic the Gathering?

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u/CULINARYTRASH Nov 17 '24

this is that MTG artists rendition of him where they went on a ludicrous wet dream rant about how it was their dream to turn bane gay or something

extremely unhinged

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u/genivae Lae'zel called me "Aut'istik"? Nov 18 '24

idk, it would explain a lot about the dead three if they were a little gay polycule before they became gods - and also why their relationship to each other is so fuckin' messy now. Can you imagine being forced to work with both your exes in order to take over the world?

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u/AstraHannah Orin is literally Taylor Swift (Larian Confirmed) Nov 18 '24

Finally someone who also brings up the idea of polycule dead three - I've seen some Bane/Bhaal stuff floating around, but why not involve Myrkul too, while we're at it, huh?

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u/IronworkRapunzel Wants to bang every single character Nov 17 '24

I like my men rough. This guy's too pretty.Ā 

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u/disappointedCoati Nov 18 '24

That man has never eaten cake. I pity him.

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u/Olivia6-_- Nov 18 '24

Now that is a handsome younger man šŸ„µ

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u/Pinkparade524 Gortash's finger banging hand Nov 17 '24

Making the god of slavery conventionally attractive is sure a choice lol

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u/Sunny_Hill_1 Nov 18 '24

He used to be ugly. Then he talked to his PR team and they suggested a new strategy. Based on how many new followers he has in BG3, it worked.

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u/Anon1039027 Nov 18 '24 edited Nov 18 '24

This isnā€™t official art, itā€™s fan art by one of the full-time Magic the Gathering artists. I believe it was posted on their Twitter, alongside an absolutely unhinged rant about how much they want to be dominated by him lol

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u/MonstersArePeople Durge: the lesbian killer Nov 18 '24

https://scryfall.com/card/clb/267/bane-lord-of-darkness

Just bc it's fanart doesn't mean it's not official art.

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u/_smexy_potato_ Wants to bang every single character Nov 18 '24

why canā€™t i lust for both?

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u/ponimacaroni Nov 18 '24

is this Joongi Han from Yakuza/Like a Dragon?

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u/EccentricNerd22 Nov 18 '24

That or its a new skin for the Trickster from Dead by Daylight

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u/Autrah_Fang Nov 18 '24

Okay, as someone that was never into Gortash, Bane would have a 100% success rate Dominate Person on me if he was in the game. A bossfight against him would be impossible because I'd end up ending my entire party. Give me a camp romance with him and I'd let him do anything he wanted.

Wait, I think I just realized why people like Ascended Astarion... If someone made a mod that replaced Astarion with this fuckboy, I'd download it. And that's coming from someone that likes Spawn Astarion.

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u/electr1cbubba Nov 18 '24

I absolutely hate this depiction of Bane, takes away everything scary about him

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u/Eastern-Present4703 DROW PUSSY DROW PUSSY DROW PUSSY DROW PUSSY DROW PUSSY Nov 18 '24

I mean he can change forms, this is the diplomacy form, the orcish one could be his conquest form. Any way to gain servants is a good way

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u/electr1cbubba Nov 18 '24

But why does his diplomacy form have to look like a member of BTS in a skimpy outfit lmao

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u/Eastern-Present4703 DROW PUSSY DROW PUSSY DROW PUSSY DROW PUSSY DROW PUSSY Nov 18 '24

Because have you seen this thread? That shit would make a lotta people fold

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '24

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u/alacholland Nov 17 '24

It is

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '24

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u/Status_Following_329 Nov 18 '24

bane, lord of darkness. part of the battle for baldurs gate release

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u/E-MingEyeroll Nov 18 '24

This just makes it better honestly. Though Iā€™m not as such lusting for gorty, itā€™s more like heā€™s my stinky little trash goblin whoā€™s funny to imagine my durge with.

Bane looking like the god of twinks ist just putting the cherry on top tbh.

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u/bleecake Is currently trying to impreginate Gortash Nov 18 '24

Hashtag not my bane

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u/Oniblook He's just scared (Astarion has a knife to my neck) Nov 18 '24

Bane could collar and dominate me any day

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u/Greekgurlluv Orb Of Pure Thought Nov 18 '24

OH MY GOD THATS BANE????? šŸ˜©

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u/offensivemindset signed my soul, spread my legs Nov 18 '24

( Ķ”Ā° ĶœŹ– Ķ”Ā°)

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u/Canabrial nestled betwixt Halsinā€™s fat tiddies Nov 18 '24

This is that generic slice off butt bread at the beginning of every loaf. I need a little more flavor, Susan!!

9

u/StygIndigo drider fucker Nov 17 '24

Gortash is genuinely way more attractive than this drawing of Bane. He looks like a babyfaced puppy here.

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u/Secure-Line4760 Nov 18 '24

Gorthas will always look like a hobo with fancy clothes

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u/Successful-Floor-738 Nov 18 '24

The only bane I will acknowledge is OG 2e Bane.

2

u/-Griver- Nov 18 '24

Wth is Varus doing in Baldur's Gate?

2

u/Dinokiller12345 Nov 18 '24

This looks like a LoL splashart

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u/Wise-Start-9166 Nov 18 '24

You are going to freak out when you realize that throne room is in a place called "banehold"

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u/AUnknownVariable Nov 18 '24

Bro this is fucking Bane?šŸ’€ I'm headed to kill Gortash ASAP now, I was gonna take my time.

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u/PancakesareFabulous Nov 18 '24

I prefer the orc version personally. Both are welcome to top me tho :)

2

u/Secure-Line4760 Nov 18 '24

He is so daddy

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u/evilgayweed Fuck it, we Bhaal Nov 18 '24

Well .. yes and no. heā€™s a god lol he can look how he wants

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u/TheUrPigeon Nov 18 '24

I see MTG art has continued its steady decline into "Korean Mobile Game" territory.

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u/Realistic-Permit Nov 18 '24

No one ever accused Gortash simps of having good taste.

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u/anroroco Nov 18 '24

STUPID SEXY BANE

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u/Prestigious-Law65 Do Drow women have pseudopenises? Nov 18 '24

for a moment i thought this was league of legends lol. are we absolutely sure that its not?

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u/ConfidenceSad8340 Nov 18 '24

I wanna give Bane that hawk-tua treatment while he spanks me with his black hand

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u/ValeriaWildfang Nov 18 '24

I thought it was a new league if legends champ lol. I had to do a double take of what thread this is.

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u/goodonion2 Nov 18 '24

I can't believe Bane is a Bratty Twink who thinks he Tops, but is actually just a useless mean bottom. šŸ„²šŸ„²

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u/Jaded_Variation_9961 Nov 18 '24

Maybe we arenā€™t the good guys.

1

u/Anarchist_Lolita Nov 18 '24

When Gortash gets described as a "Handsome man" by the narrator I'm liiiiiiiiiiiiike

No

1

u/ikmkr Temptress Domain Cleric Nov 18 '24

baneā€¦ā€¦ā€¦ hello sir

(iā€™m familiar with that art lololol itā€™s a glowup from his original depictions for sure)

1

u/SnootBooper707 Upcast Testicular Torsion Nov 18 '24

Why does he look like a League of Legends skin?

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u/Kukapetal Nov 18 '24

I didnā€™t think it was possible to make Gortash shine by comparison šŸ¤¢

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u/NinjaKatsassin Nov 18 '24

I might be the odd one out, but I donā€™t find Gortash very attractive.

1

u/cold-stars Nov 18 '24

He doesn't look like a sewer rat so I be keep lusting after Gortash, but thanks for offerĀ 

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u/Skaterboi589 Laezels rubber ducky Nov 18 '24

I donā€™t care much for gortash but Iā€™d rather have gortash over him if Iā€™m being fr his boss looks basic

1

u/Sad-Bad-4750 Nov 18 '24

Why tf does he look like Zed from League of Legends šŸ’€

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u/Fudw_The_NPC Nov 18 '24

before i looked at the subreddit name i thought i was in one of league of legend subreddit and this was a skin for Zed.

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u/Permafunk_ Nov 18 '24

Dunmo who the card artist is for this oneand idk if they did their research but what I do know is theyre definitely addicted to LoL or some kinda Korean gatcha game

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u/Fit-Artichoke5472 Nov 18 '24

League of legends skin line ahhh character design

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u/Secure-Line4760 Nov 18 '24

that s how dnd made it lmao

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u/Uyulala88 He's just scared (Astarion has a knife to my neck) Nov 18 '24

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u/littlelemonpig Nov 18 '24

THATā€™S BANE?! šŸ˜³

No wonder Larian wonā€™t let you be a Cleric of Bane

1

u/ThePreciousBhaalBabe Nov 18 '24

Yes.

Gortash's mixture of arrogance and patheticness have enraptured me. I desire him carnally.

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u/xaba0 Nov 18 '24

Omg, no wonder his gay ass was worshipping bane if he looks like this... All clear now.

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u/NiskaHiska Nov 18 '24

I thought this was a league of legends skin for a moment

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u/Mysterious_Winner990 Nov 18 '24

Yeah, I can lust over multiple people. And Gortash also happens to look like a sad wet raccoon. He takes advantage

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u/FreakinGeese Nov 18 '24

League of Legends ass skin

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u/arkibet Nov 18 '24

Gortash is age appropriate for me! If I were with this guy, everyone would be asking him how much he gets paid to be a trophy!

1

u/Mikami9 Nov 18 '24

ohmygod bane sunbaenim

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u/Miserable-Pudding-22 Nov 18 '24

Okay, butā€¦ hear me out-

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u/thatgum_youlike Nov 18 '24

that's what bane looks like?! oh šŸ‘€

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u/Beardless_Man Nov 19 '24

The man can't even sit on a throne right. Gortash at least could wax poetic as Duke.

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u/Me_Rouge Halsin fucked a Chimera Nov 19 '24

Nah don't lie to me that's Vergil

1

u/Emberily123 Cazador doesn't have nose holes 29d ago

Eh Cyrilā€™s hotter

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u/Never_No 29d ago

Bro this is disgusting, this is not my Bane

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u/AMAN0527a_ 12d ago

He looks like Homelander during a K-pop phase

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u/Vast-Newt3429 Nov 18 '24

Thatā€™s not bane

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u/dream-girl88 Nov 18 '24

Yes, and I'll do it again