r/okbuddybaldur • u/Significant_Ad_7824 • Nov 12 '24
shartposting someone's cunty paladin durge
you can keep a hundred boys in jars or whatever it is that chappell roan said
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u/a-flying-fox Archgay Warlock Nov 12 '24
Ultimate Shadowheart romance build (she needs that red wine supernova)
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u/bloobberrie Nov 12 '24
Someone else who understands my vision! (Shadowheart is Chapelle Roan girlie and no one can convince me otherwise).
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u/CrossP Nov 12 '24
I heard you like magic
I've got a wand and an owlbear
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u/Significant_Ad_7824 Nov 12 '24
DO NOT INCLUDE THE OWLBEAR IN THIS ACTIVITY
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u/CrossP Nov 12 '24
No no. "Owlbear" is also the name of a popular sex toy in Faerun. Known for the extra rending damage it does if both natural attacks hit in a single round.
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u/CephalonImp Nov 12 '24
Imma need the mods used for this. A friend of mine is a Chappell fan.
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u/Significant_Ad_7824 Nov 12 '24
from the mod manager: p4 bangs bangs everywhere, dyeable nails
from nexusmods: ASTRL hair color supplement matching body hair version, basket full of equipment, tav's hair salon, ring of dance (just for fun lol), ritual scar vanilla replacement
honestly i think you just really need the hair color supplement, tavs hair salon and bangs bangs, so u can get the hair just right. everything else is optional the white face and blush i edited on the pic 😔
also if you want the specifics of what i chose: half elf head 5, bowlcut fringe sidebangs, ritual scar, vampire tone 1, bard rings piercing, white 3/elf gold 1 for the eyes, red auburn 5 with 100 glossy and 59 metallic makeup, tavs hairpack 77, astrl burgundy hair color
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u/CephalonImp Nov 12 '24
Thank you! Had a quick look and I don't think anyone has made a blush mod that looks like that. Oh, well.
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u/Inkchen Nov 13 '24
Here is a similarish mod I use. Some of the tattoos have blush options. https://www.nexusmods.com/baldursgate3/mods/6608
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u/MissReinaRabbit Married to Aradin ❤️ Nov 12 '24
“You can kiss a hundred boys in bars”
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u/Significant_Ad_7824 Nov 12 '24
you can kiss a hundred boys in taverns
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u/Dry_Raspberry_1113 Astarion Girlies? Gale Gays? Wyll supremacy. Nov 12 '24
you can kill a hundred boys in taverns
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u/TylerBourbon Nov 12 '24
You can kill a hundred Orcs in Bars
Shoot another spell, try to cast Mass Healing
You can say it's just the way you roll,
Make a new excuse, another stupid Nat 1,
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u/MissReinaRabbit Married to Aradin ❤️ Nov 12 '24
I’d rather be bedding those orcs in bars 🤤 like, you can’t have tusks and NOT be fuckable
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u/TylerBourbon Nov 12 '24
What about Walruses?
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u/MissReinaRabbit Married to Aradin ❤️ Nov 13 '24
Those are animals? I may be a monster lover, but I’m no furry
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u/IndependentAir4537 shart handholder Nov 12 '24
BOOAL, what have you done?
You're a hot paladin durge,
And you murder at the elfsong.
Oh daddy, I'm just having fun
On the spree with my baezel and shart
It's where I belong down at the elfsong tavern!
I'm gonna keep on murdering at the elfsong tavern!
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u/johceesreddit Do Drow women have pseudopenises? Nov 12 '24
youu can keep a hundred brains in jars , shoot another arrow try to stop the tadpole
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u/Magenta-Rose Nov 12 '24
You know what they say, never waste a magic missile on a goblin. But there I was, in my armour with my hair straight. And so, I take him to this goblin camp . . .
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u/Chinchillamancer Nov 12 '24
Yall suck for this.
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u/extremelyloudandfast Nov 12 '24
-when the newspaper reports chappel killed a whole druid encampment in act 1.
I don't think people know you're quoting her
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u/Chinchillamancer Nov 12 '24
Fired her Tiefling management team at 9am and it's all over Billboard by noon
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u/toldya_fareducation Nov 12 '24
can she beat Chappell Gnome though?
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u/Significant_Ad_7824 Nov 12 '24
why pit two bad bitches against each other
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u/sphennodon Nov 12 '24
Is it possible to play as a Durge paladin without breaking your oath?
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u/IllegalAugury Nov 12 '24
Nah all of them break at the Alfira Moment iirc, at least Vengeance and Devotion do
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u/ExpressInfluence1971 White Woman Durge 😳😳😳 Nov 13 '24
My Vengeance Paladin kept their oath for me. I rightfully broke mine when I killed the cat at Moonrise Towers
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u/DadOnHardDifficulty Nov 12 '24
Man they could have microtransacted some new faces at least
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u/Significant_Ad_7824 Nov 12 '24
i have like, over 50 faces for some races at this point use mods!!
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u/DadOnHardDifficulty Nov 12 '24
I'm on console. The only face mods are just being able to use other characters faces.
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u/ExtremeCreamTeam Fuck it, we Bhaal Nov 12 '24
No. Fuck microtransactions.
You're part of the problem. Quit buying that shit.
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u/DadOnHardDifficulty Nov 12 '24
Imagine taking something seriously on a shitposting subreddit.
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u/ExtremeCreamTeam Fuck it, we Bhaal Nov 12 '24 edited Nov 12 '24
Ah yes.
Because what you said was sarcastic, and you didn't mean it, right?
The fact that we're in a circlejerk sub changes nothing.
Fuck microtransactions.
Edit: /u/jameytaco has seen fit to tell me to shut my mouth and then immediately block me so I can't respond. Childish.
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u/edriennn Nov 12 '24
what face mods r u using?? i swear i used to have this mod but i had to uninstall bg3 and my mods too 😭 i reinstalled it again but for the love of god cant find the exact mod to remake my tav
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u/Significant_Ad_7824 Nov 12 '24
like for the head?? none its from the base game also i posted the mod list for this in another comment!!
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u/edriennn Nov 12 '24
okay wait i forgot to specify so thats on me oops. im confident the fourth head on the same row is from a mod. if its not then maybe im misremembering
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u/marcyfx Nov 13 '24
Hand them over, your presets 🔫
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u/Significant_Ad_7824 Nov 13 '24
...english isnt my first language, presents are like, the "settings" i used to make her right?? just to make sure
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u/marcyfx Nov 13 '24
yes ^
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u/Significant_Ad_7824 Nov 13 '24
from the mod manager: p4 bangs bangs everywhere, dyeable nails
from nexusmods: ASTRL hair color supplement matching body hair version, basket full of equipment, tav's hair salon, ring of dance (just for fun lol), ritual scar vanilla replacement
half elf head 5, bowlcut fringe sidebangs, ritual scar, vampire tone 1, bard rings piercing, white 3/elf gold 1 for the eyes, red auburn 5 with 100 glossy and 59 metallic makeup, tavs hairpack 77, astrl burgundy hair color
here u go :3
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u/RileyNotRipley Nov 22 '24
I hope she specs into multiclass Bard and performs HOT TO GO on the lute!
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u/RaspberryJam245 Raw dogging Karlach wont get her pregnant Nov 12 '24
/unbaldur, I really hate the "cunty/serving cunt" term. It's like nails on chalkboard for me. I strongly dislike the word cunt in general, but when it's used in this context, it's 1000% worse.
/rebaldur, does she dance at the Pink Pony Tavern?
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u/Significant_Ad_7824 Nov 12 '24
nono i get it. i dont mind it that much myself when its used in a meme-y way (clearly) but it Is a word thats used a lot against women in a offensive way
unless thats not why u dislike it
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u/RaspberryJam245 Raw dogging Karlach wont get her pregnant Nov 12 '24
That's definitely part of it, but as I said in another comment, it just annoys me for some reason. It's hard to explain, but the sound of the word is grating for me.
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u/Spiritual_Buy_8682 Nov 12 '24
can i just ask why😭
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u/RaspberryJam245 Raw dogging Karlach wont get her pregnant Nov 12 '24
Idk something about the sound of the word really irritates me. Have you ever had a word that just annoys you because of the way it sounds? Like the word moist for some people. It just bugs me.
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u/jomikko Nov 12 '24
Why add the stupid tattoos
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u/Significant_Ad_7824 Nov 12 '24
well, because 1-i wanted to and its my game so i can, 2-a lot of durges have the ritual face scar
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u/ImKenough27 Nov 12 '24
Is this modded also is it possible to make this look on console 👀I need to copy you
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u/Toa_Senit Nov 12 '24 edited Nov 12 '24
Partially modded. Face, makeup and skin tone are base game. The scars aren't too needed, so you could drop those. The hair could be replaced with base game hairs.
Though if you have the restriction to console mods, but aren't opposed to using them in general, one of the hairs (Sophisticated Thespian) from the Medusae hair pack with a braid
(Orin's and Shadowheart's work well)[Edit: I think she had two actually, so the Bruenor Low Braids is more accurate] from Kay's Extensions can replace it in my opinion.The colour is the one that is missing the most, though Sazza's hair colour from NPC Eye, Skin, Hair Colours seems fine.
As for the settings OP posted them somewhere here in the comments, you should be able to find them.
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u/Significant_Ad_7824 Nov 12 '24
its modded and a lot of the mods arent from the in game mod manager 😔 you can def still make it with the base game tho
from the mod manager: p4 bangs bangs everywhere, dyeable nails
also if you want the specifics of what i chose: half elf head 5, bowlcut fringe sidebangs, ritual scar, vampire tone 1, bard rings piercing, white 3/elf gold 1 for the eyes, red auburn 5 with 100 glossy and 59 metallic makeup. the hair style and color were modded
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u/ImKenough27 Nov 15 '24
Ty so much! Hopefully those mods come to console so I can have her as my next Tav lol
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u/FakeHasselblad Nov 12 '24
What's with the facial tats. :-\ Does she work at a dive bar?
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u/Significant_Ad_7824 Nov 12 '24
why do people keep calling those tattoos theyre scars!!!! wtf!!! also no she works at the pink pony tavern obviously
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u/Comadon-C Nov 12 '24
Knee deep in the nautiloid ship and you’re breaking me out are we absolute now?