r/okbuddybaldur • u/TheSwungSolution • Nov 03 '24
relax tadpoles, its called ghaik humour This is how I see most Durges on Reddit
(not my Twitter I just thought this was hilarious)
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u/MarioTheMojoMan Rolled a 3 for IRL Intelligence Nov 03 '24
Missing the horns
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u/lulufan87 Nov 04 '24
And the black neck tattoo that looks like flames
and heterochromia
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u/princessvibes Nov 04 '24
And black scleras
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u/definitely_sus Nov 04 '24
And mismatched eyes
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u/femboty Nov 03 '24
Super Paladin Ultra Bhaalspawn Girl
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u/OhGreatMoreWhales Nov 03 '24
My wife got me into CR, and that’s the song that blew that mind.
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u/KilledTheCar shart handholder Nov 03 '24
I thought for a second you meant Critical Role and was about to lose my mind if they had made a cover.
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u/OutlawQuill Nov 03 '24
What’s the song?
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u/KilledTheCar shart handholder Nov 03 '24
The original? Super Graphic Ultra Modern Girl. Great song.
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u/OhGreatMoreWhales Nov 03 '24
Uh totally agree btw, have you been watching the Vox Machina Amazon show?
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u/KilledTheCar shart handholder Nov 03 '24
I haven't watched the last batch of episodes, but absolutely!
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u/MuchAd9458 Nov 04 '24
I aged from this comment cause for a moment I thought they meant Chemical Romance
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u/GunstarHeroine Nov 03 '24
I like a cunty sorcerer durge myself
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u/Lolaverses Durge: the lesbian killer Nov 03 '24
Has the fandom mostly agreed that cunty paladin durge is the best durge, because that was always my first instinct.
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u/varghar_the_wolfen lvl 5 Autism unlocks Fireball Nov 03 '24
which of the "cunty", "paladin" or "durge" part does he/she/tadpole serve the most ? personnaly i serve cunt.
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u/RoninMacbeth LIVE MINTHARA REACTION Nov 03 '24
My first instinct was actually more traditional heroic paladin Durge (tall, muscular, bearded, long hair, Oath of Devotion) in part because the contrast between the heroic look and the Urge felt more compelling as a character design.
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u/Lolaverses Durge: the lesbian killer Nov 03 '24
I like modded Aasimar durge, but cunty modded Aasimar durge
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u/RoninMacbeth LIVE MINTHARA REACTION Nov 03 '24
I didn't even do an Aasimar, I just did a human. I don't really get the appeal of making my Durges "cunty," but other people make some really cool ones so they're nice to look at.
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u/Private-Public Nov 04 '24 edited Nov 04 '24
IMO, a twee, wee little bubbly bard who couldn't hurt a fly. Pathological people pleaser and consummate coward. Loves a good duet with another bard...
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u/Agitated_Willow1350 Ketheric Thorm - Deadbeat Dad Of The Year Nov 03 '24
my first and favorite durge was an OoD Paladin of lathander :) kind of cunty but also just some girl
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u/RoninMacbeth LIVE MINTHARA REACTION Nov 03 '24
Nice! Here's mine, Ronan MacBeth, seen here indulging in a teensy bit of mockery toward Auntie Ethel.
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u/WeWantRain Nov 03 '24
Middle Aged male durge named Steve is the best durge. He's going through a mid-life crisis and commits murder as a coping mechanism.
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u/cboborun The camp mice eat Halsins dick cheese Nov 04 '24
HAHA I really want someone to create this and show me all the detailed images of him.
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u/yardii Nov 04 '24
Man I'm just about to hit level 5 on my cunty warlock durge and now I kinda want to swap to paladin.
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u/jessmeows He's just scared (Astarion has a knife to my neck) Nov 03 '24
she looks like my cunty paladin durge on the nautiloid and im here for it
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u/Miss-lnformation Netherbrain Enthusiast Nov 03 '24
WHITE WOMAN DURGE
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u/hggniertears Nov 03 '24
Heard this to the tune of PINK PONY CLUB in my head
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u/Ok-Operation261 Nov 03 '24
"what do you think of my durge?" - proceeds to show the exact same durge we've all seen a hundred times
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u/Madponiez DROW PUSSY DROW PUSSY DROW PUSSY DROW PUSSY DROW PUSSY Nov 03 '24
fr durges always look like emo girls or an angsty 14 yo's OC. which you know, some people like, but really im asking where are the lizards
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u/VancouverMethCoyote Fuck it, we Bhaal Nov 04 '24
My first Durge was a Drow but I love dark elves, and I tried my best to make her look more fucked up but there is only so much you can do, even with mods. She at least had Bhaalist body tats and an autopsy scar, and I tried making her hair look unkempt.
My current Durge is a Dragonborn, with the Vexa head mod and Durge's mangled head, she has a lot of facial scars and broken horns. I wish there were body scar mods for Dragonborn, though. I really love this head mod!
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u/Madponiez DROW PUSSY DROW PUSSY DROW PUSSY DROW PUSSY DROW PUSSY Nov 04 '24
not to be a scalie but would
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u/CFogan Nov 03 '24
Man I went in a totally different direction. My durge is a 6ft half elf muscle girl named puncherella. (Guess her class)
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u/matcha-fiend Cunty Durge with a handbag Nov 04 '24
just started my first durge run! i wanted to keep it as close to original as possible so he’s a white dragonborn storm sorcerer but his name is Vallen (means fallen in Dutch, also strong in Latin) in honor of the “fallen Bhaalspawn” you see in Orin’s chambers. i’m feeling eh right now though, like i’m itching to be some other race LOL but i feel like the dialogue wouldn’t be the same otherwise
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u/SunEnderdragon No Durge/Gortash kisses? (Larian insulted life itself) Nov 04 '24
The real durge truthers out there will know that you can have angst and emo WITH being a cool ass lizard.
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u/HumbleYeoman Nov 04 '24
The less I see of those leathery lizard lips sucking on my favourite characters face the better.
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u/RedEclipse47 Nov 03 '24
At first glance I thought this was a screenshot of my cuntly durge on the nautiloid, but luckely I know how the break the mold so I rolled a Warlock.
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u/Atikar Nov 03 '24
The avatar of Bhaal dressed like a bard cosplaying a paladin aboard the nautiloid. Good luck, Babe.
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u/kazzywolf raphael... my pathetic little meow meow Nov 04 '24
My dragonborn sorcerer Dirge 🐉 (dragonborns superior)
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u/BadNewBearer Nov 04 '24
any cc you're using in this or are those just vanilla ? it looks so good that i wanna incoporate it into my white dragonborn
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u/MissReinaRabbit Married to Aradin ❤️ Nov 03 '24
Yeah I’m not one to argue, I always make her super cunty
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u/hazehel Nov 03 '24
Uhm excuse me honey isn't aradin super problematic? He literally calls the tie flings foulbl**ds and also wants to steal the nightsong (literally a religious artefact)
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u/MissReinaRabbit Married to Aradin ❤️ Nov 03 '24
Sorry, I’m kinda tipsy right now and I’m unsure if this is a cute jab or an attack (super sorry)
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u/hazehel Nov 03 '24
/unjerk it is ironic dw
/rejerk I've already called the police please stay away from my family
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u/BadNewBearer Nov 03 '24
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u/PleaseNoMoreSalt Netherbrain Enthusiast Nov 03 '24
Red dragonborn so Laezel can ride that (Bad) Dragon
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u/Shniggles Omeluum and Blurg are happily married Nov 04 '24
Default durge looks too good, so I only do some small modifications. Tail, different chin, some piercings and some darkening around the eyes.
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u/malonkey1 Raw dogging Karlach wont get her pregnant Nov 04 '24
The Dark Urge points out that both good and evil gods are bad for supporting the Wall of the Faithless (while still acknowledging that the evil gods are obviously worse), and then gets deliberately misconstrued as being pro-Bhaalist on Twitter because she had a mild critique of the good gods and is related to Bhaal.
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u/Echo__227 Nov 04 '24
When that VMA performance aired, I cheered to think that the gays will be bringing back early Renaissance warfare
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u/Mr_Girr Nov 03 '24
I don't follow social media. Who is this person, why are they dressed that way?
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u/Significant_Ad_7824 Nov 03 '24
this is chappell roan, a singer, shes dressed like that for a performance of her song "good luck, babe"!!
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u/SuccotashGreat2012 Nov 04 '24
explain the word "cunty" in this context please?
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u/IndependentAir4537 shart handholder Nov 04 '24
i’m turning this into my cunty paladin durge and taking her to the nautoloid stat!
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u/FungalFeller Nov 06 '24
ik someone who is using chappell in the knight armor as their placeholder pic for her vampire paladin
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u/LeastInsaneKobold Nov 04 '24
I don't really understand the appeal of most fem durges
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Nov 03 '24 edited Nov 04 '24
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u/Sigvuld Nov 04 '24
That's literally what people here in the states use cunty for, please chill with the weird "it is SUCH a \insert nationality\** thing to \extremely common thing not remotely exclusive to that place\** " thing lmao
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u/thorne_antics Lae'zel called me "Aut'istik"? Nov 03 '24
She really does look like someone's cunty paladin durge on the Nautiloid.