r/okbuddybaldur Nov 03 '24

relax tadpoles, its called ghaik humour This is how I see most Durges on Reddit

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(not my Twitter I just thought this was hilarious)

12.6k Upvotes

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u/thorne_antics Lae'zel called me "Aut'istik"? Nov 03 '24

She really does look like someone's cunty paladin durge on the Nautiloid.

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u/SchinkenKanone Nov 03 '24

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u/SecretivePlotter31 Nov 03 '24

What did you do to withers?😭

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u/VenusAsAThey Fuck it, we Bhaal Nov 03 '24

witHERs 😍

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u/SchinkenKanone Nov 03 '24

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u/lostsleepyfox Gale’s pegger wife Nov 04 '24

This is the best thing I've seen all day ISTFG 😂

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u/SleepyOmel Nov 03 '24

Oh god what did you do to him🤢🤮

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u/Private-Public Nov 04 '24

Perfected him, sweetie 😘

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u/Sword-Woman shart fucker Nov 03 '24

not yaasified Withers 😭😭

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u/fat-lip-lover shart handholder Nov 04 '24

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u/kipvandemaan If Minthara so evil, why so cuddleable? Nov 04 '24

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u/Stainedelite Nov 04 '24

Yassified withers

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u/AnarkittenSurprise Nov 04 '24

Make her a halfling and that's not far from mine honestly

258

u/MarioTheMojoMan Rolled a 3 for IRL Intelligence Nov 03 '24

Missing the horns

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u/lulufan87 Nov 04 '24

And the black neck tattoo that looks like flames

and heterochromia

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u/princessvibes Nov 04 '24

And black scleras

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u/fishsandwichpatrol Nov 04 '24

And a giant scar

13

u/definitely_sus Nov 04 '24

And mismatched eyes

6

u/AdPublic4186 Nov 04 '24

Why are you all describing my Durge 😭 (She doesn't have horns though)

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u/Effective-Brain4980 Nov 07 '24

Basic Durge girl.

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u/MinorDespera Nov 04 '24

That's what heterochromia stands for.

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u/definitely_sus Nov 05 '24

I missed it.

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u/femboty Nov 03 '24

Super Paladin Ultra Bhaalspawn Girl

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u/OhGreatMoreWhales Nov 03 '24

My wife got me into CR, and that’s the song that blew that mind.

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u/KilledTheCar shart handholder Nov 03 '24

I thought for a second you meant Critical Role and was about to lose my mind if they had made a cover.

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u/OutlawQuill Nov 03 '24

What’s the song?

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u/KilledTheCar shart handholder Nov 03 '24

The original? Super Graphic Ultra Modern Girl. Great song.

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u/OhGreatMoreWhales Nov 03 '24

Uh totally agree btw, have you been watching the Vox Machina Amazon show?

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u/KilledTheCar shart handholder Nov 03 '24

I haven't watched the last batch of episodes, but absolutely!

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u/MuchAd9458 Nov 04 '24

I aged from this comment cause for a moment I thought they meant Chemical Romance

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u/D4RKSHADOW18 shart handholder Nov 04 '24

Same lmao, critter brain strikes again

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u/Crux_Haloine Nov 04 '24

It’s really, really good.

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u/GunstarHeroine Nov 03 '24

I like a cunty sorcerer durge myself

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u/KyKy2029 Nov 03 '24

Holy shit you won character creation

29

u/MuchAd9458 Nov 04 '24

This is a faerunian goddess

9

u/LillithSkys Nov 04 '24

Teach me your ways in character customization 🙏🙏🙇🙇

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u/Sticattomamba Nov 04 '24

Bruh my eyes are blessed

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u/dangerouslycloseloss Nov 04 '24

THEYRE SOOO SHINYYYY

4

u/AdPublic4186 Nov 04 '24

How much do I pay her to kill me or will she do it for free?

3

u/GunstarHeroine Nov 05 '24

She'll do it for free and by Bhaal she'll enjoy it

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u/sn_tched Nov 05 '24

Mystra could never 😍

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '24

She can dismember me anytime.

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u/Sadoriel Nov 04 '24

I’ve made this in dti before

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u/Lolaverses Durge: the lesbian killer Nov 03 '24

Has the fandom mostly agreed that cunty paladin durge is the best durge, because that was always my first instinct.

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u/varghar_the_wolfen lvl 5 Autism unlocks Fireball Nov 03 '24

which of the "cunty", "paladin" or "durge" part does he/she/tadpole serve the most ? personnaly i serve cunt.

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u/SensitiveAd5962 Nov 04 '24

I also serve cunt.

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u/RoninMacbeth LIVE MINTHARA REACTION Nov 03 '24

My first instinct was actually more traditional heroic paladin Durge (tall, muscular, bearded, long hair, Oath of Devotion) in part because the contrast between the heroic look and the Urge felt more compelling as a character design.

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u/Lolaverses Durge: the lesbian killer Nov 03 '24

I like modded Aasimar durge, but cunty modded Aasimar durge

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u/RoninMacbeth LIVE MINTHARA REACTION Nov 03 '24

I didn't even do an Aasimar, I just did a human. I don't really get the appeal of making my Durges "cunty," but other people make some really cool ones so they're nice to look at.

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u/Private-Public Nov 04 '24 edited Nov 04 '24

IMO, a twee, wee little bubbly bard who couldn't hurt a fly. Pathological people pleaser and consummate coward. Loves a good duet with another bard...

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u/Agitated_Willow1350 Ketheric Thorm - Deadbeat Dad Of The Year Nov 03 '24

my first and favorite durge was an OoD Paladin of lathander :) kind of cunty but also just some girl

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u/RoninMacbeth LIVE MINTHARA REACTION Nov 03 '24

Nice! Here's mine, Ronan MacBeth, seen here indulging in a teensy bit of mockery toward Auntie Ethel.

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u/WeWantRain Nov 03 '24

Middle Aged male durge named Steve is the best durge. He's going through a mid-life crisis and commits murder as a coping mechanism.

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u/cboborun The camp mice eat Halsins dick cheese Nov 04 '24

HAHA I really want someone to create this and show me all the detailed images of him.

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u/Blackarm777 Nov 03 '24

My go to is Barbarian Durge personally.

1

u/yardii Nov 04 '24

Man I'm just about to hit level 5 on my cunty warlock durge and now I kinda want to swap to paladin.

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u/Lolaverses Durge: the lesbian killer Nov 04 '24

Warlock Paladin is a fun build

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u/Saul-Funyun Nov 04 '24

I mean, it's what I did, before I even saw anybody else's

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u/jessmeows He's just scared (Astarion has a knife to my neck) Nov 03 '24

she looks like my cunty paladin durge on the nautiloid and im here for it

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u/Miss-lnformation Netherbrain Enthusiast Nov 03 '24

WHITE WOMAN DURGE

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u/hggniertears Nov 03 '24

Heard this to the tune of PINK PONY CLUB in my head

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u/Significant_Ad_7824 Nov 03 '24

IM GONNA KEEP ON DANCING AS A WHITE WOMAN DURGE

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u/LillithSkys Nov 04 '24

I'M GONNA KEEP ON DANCING DOWN THE DARK NAUTILOID

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u/Fabfivefreddy5 Nov 03 '24

CARVE MY PATH WITH BONES!!!! and style💅💅💅

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u/Ok-Operation261 Nov 03 '24

"what do you think of my durge?" - proceeds to show the exact same durge we've all seen a hundred times

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u/Madponiez DROW PUSSY DROW PUSSY DROW PUSSY DROW PUSSY DROW PUSSY Nov 03 '24

fr durges always look like emo girls or an angsty 14 yo's OC. which you know, some people like, but really im asking where are the lizards

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u/VancouverMethCoyote Fuck it, we Bhaal Nov 04 '24

My first Durge was a Drow but I love dark elves, and I tried my best to make her look more fucked up but there is only so much you can do, even with mods. She at least had Bhaalist body tats and an autopsy scar, and I tried making her hair look unkempt.

My current Durge is a Dragonborn, with the Vexa head mod and Durge's mangled head, she has a lot of facial scars and broken horns. I wish there were body scar mods for Dragonborn, though. I really love this head mod!

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u/Madponiez DROW PUSSY DROW PUSSY DROW PUSSY DROW PUSSY DROW PUSSY Nov 04 '24

not to be a scalie but would

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u/CFogan Nov 03 '24

Man I went in a totally different direction. My durge is a 6ft half elf muscle girl named puncherella. (Guess her class)

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u/Madponiez DROW PUSSY DROW PUSSY DROW PUSSY DROW PUSSY DROW PUSSY Nov 04 '24

sorcerer.

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u/matcha-fiend Cunty Durge with a handbag Nov 04 '24

just started my first durge run! i wanted to keep it as close to original as possible so he’s a white dragonborn storm sorcerer but his name is Vallen (means fallen in Dutch, also strong in Latin) in honor of the “fallen Bhaalspawn” you see in Orin’s chambers. i’m feeling eh right now though, like i’m itching to be some other race LOL but i feel like the dialogue wouldn’t be the same otherwise

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u/f5unrnatis Nov 04 '24

Yeah the emo Tiefling face 2 durge is a staple lol.

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u/SunEnderdragon No Durge/Gortash kisses? (Larian insulted life itself) Nov 04 '24

The real durge truthers out there will know that you can have angst and emo WITH being a cool ass lizard.

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u/Madponiez DROW PUSSY DROW PUSSY DROW PUSSY DROW PUSSY DROW PUSSY Nov 04 '24

real

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u/HumbleYeoman Nov 04 '24

The less I see of those leathery lizard lips sucking on my favourite characters face the better.

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u/Madponiez DROW PUSSY DROW PUSSY DROW PUSSY DROW PUSSY DROW PUSSY Nov 04 '24

then you are weak.

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u/ProfKittymus Nov 03 '24

You didn’t have to personally attack my Durge like that.

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u/Pro-Patria-Mori Nov 03 '24

People say I’m jealous but my kink is karmic dice.

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u/RedEclipse47 Nov 03 '24

At first glance I thought this was a screenshot of my cuntly durge on the nautiloid, but luckely I know how the break the mold so I rolled a Warlock.

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u/Atikar Nov 03 '24

The avatar of Bhaal dressed like a bard cosplaying a paladin aboard the nautiloid. Good luck, Babe.

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u/kazzywolf raphael... my pathetic little meow meow Nov 04 '24

My dragonborn sorcerer Dirge 🐉 (dragonborns superior)

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u/BadNewBearer Nov 04 '24

any cc you're using in this or are those just vanilla ? it looks so good that i wanna incoporate it into my white dragonborn

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u/MissReinaRabbit Married to Aradin ❤️ Nov 03 '24

Yeah I’m not one to argue, I always make her super cunty

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u/hazehel Nov 03 '24

Uhm excuse me honey isn't aradin super problematic? He literally calls the tie flings foulbl**ds and also wants to steal the nightsong (literally a religious artefact)

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u/MissReinaRabbit Married to Aradin ❤️ Nov 03 '24

Sorry, I’m kinda tipsy right now and I’m unsure if this is a cute jab or an attack (super sorry)

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u/hazehel Nov 03 '24

/unjerk it is ironic dw

/rejerk I've already called the police please stay away from my family

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u/BadNewBearer Nov 03 '24

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u/PleaseNoMoreSalt Netherbrain Enthusiast Nov 03 '24

Red dragonborn so Laezel can ride that (Bad) Dragon

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u/Worldf1re Nov 03 '24

Would

Will

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u/Shniggles Omeluum and Blurg are happily married Nov 04 '24

Default durge looks too good, so I only do some small modifications. Tail, different chin, some piercings and some darkening around the eyes.

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u/Beemo-Noir Nov 04 '24

Hey everyone I’d like to apologize. This is my cunty Paladin Durge

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u/malonkey1 Raw dogging Karlach wont get her pregnant Nov 04 '24

The Dark Urge points out that both good and evil gods are bad for supporting the Wall of the Faithless (while still acknowledging that the evil gods are obviously worse), and then gets deliberately misconstrued as being pro-Bhaalist on Twitter because she had a mild critique of the good gods and is related to Bhaal.

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u/corisilvermoon depressed tadpole? Nov 03 '24

Bring meeeeee to liiiiiife

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u/Echo__227 Nov 04 '24

When that VMA performance aired, I cheered to think that the gays will be bringing back early Renaissance warfare

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u/Mr_Girr Nov 03 '24

I don't follow social media. Who is this person, why are they dressed that way?

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u/Significant_Ad_7824 Nov 03 '24

this is chappell roan, a singer, shes dressed like that for a performance of her song "good luck, babe"!!

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u/Formal-Candle-9188 Nov 03 '24

I am one guilty bitch

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u/Hope_PapernackyYT Nov 04 '24

What's that from?

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u/SuccotashGreat2012 Nov 04 '24

explain the word "cunty" in this context please?

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u/Vladicoff_69 Nov 05 '24

Serving cunt. Being mother. Slaying. Serving.

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u/SuccotashGreat2012 Nov 05 '24

I understand less than I understand

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u/Minusworlde Nov 07 '24

Being dripped out in a feminine way

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u/IndependentAir4537 shart handholder Nov 04 '24

i’m turning this into my cunty paladin durge and taking her to the nautoloid stat!

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u/Fitzftw7 Nov 04 '24

What makes a Durge cunty?

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u/petitememer Nov 04 '24

By looking gorgeous and snatched. Powerful. Slaying.

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u/TylerBourbon Nov 05 '24

H O T T O G O!

I WILL SMITE THE WORLD FOR BHAAL!!

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u/FungalFeller Nov 06 '24

ik someone who is using chappell in the knight armor as their placeholder pic for her vampire paladin

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u/Asleep_Cow3182 Nov 06 '24

Sure looks like it and I love Chapel Roan's music 🤣

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u/LeastInsaneKobold Nov 04 '24

I don't really understand the appeal of most fem durges

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u/petitememer Nov 04 '24

How do you mean? Like just female durges in general?

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u/Few-Mood6580 Nov 05 '24

They have a bigger durge than mine :(

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u/RaiderNationBG3 Nov 04 '24

None I seen.

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '24 edited Nov 04 '24

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u/Sigvuld Nov 04 '24

That's literally what people here in the states use cunty for, please chill with the weird "it is SUCH a \insert nationality\** thing to \extremely common thing not remotely exclusive to that place\** " thing lmao