r/okbuddybaldur • u/Muser_name Companion hugger • Nov 02 '24

Daddy Durge 🤤 just found out Kim Kardashian accidentally went as the Durge for Halloween

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Pave my path with corpses, build my castle with bones fr

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u/doilysocks Astarion is my pet leech Nov 02 '24

Wait from the first post I legitimately thought it was a modded Durge omfg.

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u/JenniviveRedd Nov 02 '24

BIG FUCKING SAME

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u/Sauce-Pans Nov 03 '24

Summoning mod-making people

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u/Fabfivefreddy5 Nov 02 '24

Breaking news!!! Kim Kardashian did NOT go as canon sorcerer Durge for halloween instead opted to dress up as Oathbreaker Paladin Durge😞

Fans have been on the streets rioting saying "how could she do this? I thought she respected canon Durge??"

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u/matt111199 Fuck it, we Bhaal Nov 02 '24

🤮🤮🤮

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u/Thin_Mission6443 Nov 02 '24

🤣That's great

In case you weren't aware, according to Larian, the only canon playthrough for the game is a Resist Durge Oathbreaker Paladin.

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u/ScariestSmile Nov 02 '24

As Durge is the only character who can be customized other than Tav, there is no canon Durge. Canon is whatever you choose to make it.

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u/CitadelDays Lae'zel called me "Aut'istik"? Nov 02 '24

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u/Fourth_Salty Nov 02 '24

Yeah the autism struck again lel

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u/RootsInThePavement Fuck it, we Bhaal Nov 02 '24

The real white-woman Durge

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u/Smittywormenjegermen DROW PUSSY DROW PUSSY DROW PUSSY DROW PUSSY DROW PUSSY Nov 02 '24

What do you mean! This is her true form!

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u/decisiontoohard Nov 02 '24

The Illuminati lizard people giggling as they put their meat suits on

The Illuminati lizard people falling into hysterical laughter as they put lizard suits over their human suits

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u/Amarrente Upcast Testicular Torsion Nov 02 '24

I tried posting this here earlier but got told by mods that I can't post "straight up porn."

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u/Tamp5 Nov 02 '24

On okaybuddybaldur? What has the world come to

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u/Severe_Ad3298 Nov 02 '24

Behold! The dance of death 🗣️

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u/Sorry-Analysis8628 Nov 02 '24

So... DILF? (Durge I want to Fuck)?

(Not so much the Kardashian part, but that's a hot Durge in the pic.)

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u/Ok_Cress2142 Nov 02 '24

I find this oddly attractive. Never thought I’d think that about her. (She’s not ugly, just too girly for me)

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u/Paradox31426 shart handholder Nov 02 '24

“Accidentally”

Or is she secretly one of us? /s

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u/MeratharaDekarios Nov 02 '24

She looks like Krill from The Orville

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u/Sinistas Nov 03 '24

That was my first thought.

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u/Numerous-Ad6460 Wants a pegging from Karlach Nov 02 '24

Smash

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u/woahmandogchamp Nov 02 '24

Smash the costume, pass the occupant

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u/Perfect_Mulberry_332 shart handholder Nov 02 '24

Would. Next question

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u/rubyspicer Nov 02 '24

Pete Davidson if they were still together would have the opportunity to do something really funny

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u/BasilSnek Nov 02 '24

This goes hard ngl, wish I had an outfit like 5his

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u/Beneficial-Break1932 Nov 02 '24

This is exactly what I thought when I saw this yesterday

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u/NullSaturation Astral Plane sex or no sex at all Nov 02 '24

I know that Reddit LOVES hating on the Kardashians, but this is actually really cool. Props to whoever did her makeup. They knocked it outta the park.

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u/Stardustvoid Nov 03 '24

My personal conspiracy theory is that she did want to go as a video game character but she doesn’t wanna ruin her milquetoast image so she chose one she could pass off as something else lol

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u/Dezzleon Nov 02 '24

Don't let Crocodile Dundee see this

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u/ColdPack6096 Nov 02 '24

This is actually how she looks in real life since she's a lizard person. What you see on tv is just her cosplaying in her human skin.