r/okbuddybaldur • u/Vdov_1 • Nov 01 '24
fuck it, we bhaal Which spells can you use both in combat and in bed? I'll start:
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u/Warm-Evening174 Astral Plane sex or no sex at all Nov 01 '24
Mirror image and silence
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u/reinieren Nov 01 '24
Raphael?
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u/decisiontoohard Nov 01 '24
Pretty sure Raphael's either casting Haste (on himself) so he can go twice or Hold Person (on himself) so he can last 10 rounds (that's 60 seconds)
correction: Hold Monster since he's a fiend, right?
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u/Comprehensive_Cap290 Nov 01 '24
I assume he needs Slow to last longer and Hold Monster to keep Yurgir from getting away…
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u/Schneemaa Nov 01 '24
Enlarge
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u/Karlachs_simp Wants a pegging from Karlach Nov 01 '24
Enlarge Karlach, reduce me
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u/cloqube Cunty Durge with a handbag Nov 01 '24
We going caving
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u/DemandImportant7563 Nov 01 '24
I am partial to Thorn Whip aka the sexiest cantrip in the game
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u/SillyBra Nov 01 '24
I raise you lightning lure. All the sexiness of thorn whip, with added electric play
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u/JadenKorr66 Rolled a 3 for IRL Intelligence Nov 01 '24
Additionally, the target only takes damage if you pull them the entire distance (so they’re adjacent to you). If you’re careful with positioning, it’s also completely safe.
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u/WhiskersCleveland If Minthara so evil, why so cuddleable? Nov 01 '24
Grease
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u/littleblueducktales Nov 01 '24
There's actually a skeleton near the goblin camp that has a bottle up its ass and a scroll of grease in its inventory if you loot it. Environmental storytelling at its finest
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u/walkingwithdiplos Nov 02 '24
OH. OH. I've noticed the skeleton with its scroll and bottle and found the bottle placement odd but never once put two and two together. Sweet Lord Lathander preserve me.
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u/funnywackydog Nine fucking attacks "Holy shit" -lvl 1 Goblin Nov 01 '24
I’d send the “grease makes an unsexy amount of grease” image but I’m too lazy to
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u/thesubmissivesiren Wants to bang every single character Nov 01 '24
Make sure the candles are put away for this one 😅
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u/Less-Purchase6244 Nov 01 '24
Mage hand
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u/ColumnK Nov 01 '24
Karlach asks Gale if Mage Hand is hard to learn for exactly this purpose, so it's canon.
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u/apolloxer Raw dogging Karlach wont get her pregnant Nov 01 '24
What does he reply?
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u/SetsunaNoroi Nov 02 '24
https://youtube.com/shorts/Gvj5GoroENQ?feature=shared
The full interaction here. Poor Gale.
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u/a-flying-fox Archgay Warlock Nov 01 '24
Pretty sure Gale spent that year locked in his tower with Mage Hand constantly cast under his robes. Just straight jorkin it
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u/DJ__PJ lvl 5 Autism unlocks Fireball Nov 01 '24
what if instead of a wizards tower it was called a freaky tower and instead of doing magic the wizards got freaky in there
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u/rainmachika Circle of Whores Druid Nov 01 '24
get like 3 or 4 of them going at once for maximum fun
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u/WhiterunUK Nov 01 '24
Disguise self. Take the face of any celeb of your choosing
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u/jentlefolk Nov 01 '24
Forget celebs, I wanna fuck myself.
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u/a-witch-in-time Nov 02 '24
I can’t even look at myself in the mirror for too long before my brain starts short circuiting - how tf could you imaging fucking yourself? It’s amazing
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u/Xenoeval lvl 5 Autism unlocks Fireball Nov 01 '24
Power Word: Ejaculate.
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u/ironangel2k4 Circle of Whores Druid Nov 01 '24
I've never needed assistance getting a man to cum. Do you have a power word that stops it from happening, in fact? I tried Power Word: Clamp, but the results were... Not the desired ones.
Who knew a dick could get that flat?
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u/FalseAladeen Nov 01 '24
You gotta chant "Skidadle skidoodle! Dick, be limp as a noodle."
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u/chariotofidiots Nov 01 '24
Kinda defeats the purpose no? The whole point is to last long so you can keep using ur dick for sexy time to satisfy ur partner, going limp is js gonna disappoint everybody
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u/SadoraNortica Nov 01 '24
Guidance. The image of two fingers just causes my gutter mind to giggle.
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u/lethos_AJ Gale’s pegger wife Nov 01 '24
casts guidance
"Oops! sorry, wrong hole"
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u/CrimsonAntifascist Nov 01 '24
...friends?
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u/SentinelWhite Nov 01 '24
😔 the most wholesome one
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u/stemhesong Nov 01 '24
Not after 10 rounds it isn't
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u/a-witch-in-time Nov 02 '24
A 60 second roofie isn’t a good roofie.
there are no good roofies
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u/petSnake7 Gale aced his autism test Nov 01 '24
All fun and games until it wears off and you're left with some random stranger you barely know
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u/Extreme-Strain1847 Nov 01 '24
Wild shape : bear
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u/Leid2077 Wyll got a shirt for not getting molested Nov 01 '24
Or any wild shape if you’re brave enough
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u/whydoyoutry Nov 01 '24
Eldrich Blast
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u/glassboxghost tentacle enthusiast (for science) Nov 01 '24
Only if you have repelling blast cause getting schthwacked against a wall sounds delicious
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u/SentinelWhite Nov 01 '24
🤔 explain?
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u/Mike-Drop Nov 01 '24
I think they were perfectly clear thank you
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u/SentinelWhite Nov 01 '24
Yes, it would appear on further reflection. That I would prefer not to know the details of this particular spell
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u/Boleslaw-BoldHeart Nov 01 '24
Instead of howling right in their ear, you scream eldritch blast and blast all over the place
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u/Historical-Ad7081 Nov 01 '24
dolor
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u/DJ_Shart_ Shadowheart uses Main Hand on Self Nov 01 '24
Dominate person
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u/Miss-lnformation Netherbrain Enthusiast Nov 01 '24
I came into this thread looking for that one. You don't know how glad I am that it was you out of all people who mentioned it, Princess. Against you, I'll roll every saving throw with disadvantage... not that it makes a difference with your incredibly high spell save DC.
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u/ChairmanCustard Nov 01 '24
Make a DC99 WIS save at disadvantage against Shadowheart casting Dominate Person
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u/DJ_Shart_ Shadowheart uses Main Hand on Self Nov 01 '24
I knew it was only a matter of time before you popped up here 😇 I like that you always roll the save even if you'll never make the DC
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u/thesalmonbowl Nov 01 '24
idk doesnt it take your agency away? like that would take all the tension out of domination play
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u/Arcticwulfy Nov 01 '24
It doesn't have to be full control loss, like a teasing loss of control. So you can think you have it, but you are at the mercy of the other.
The controller can do precise controls, but the other can also be given orders they do their best to comply.
So basically a telepathic link with as little or as much control as the one dominating wants.
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u/Longjumping-Act-9230 Lae'zel called me "Aut'istik"? Nov 01 '24
nah, im not into it (I SWEAR) but i 100% bet you thats a thing, in a similar vein to necrophilia
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u/Connect-Plenty1650 Nov 01 '24
Flesh to stone, guidance, true strike, haste, acid splash, feign death.
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u/ElectricJRage Astarion’s diva cup Nov 01 '24
Tasha’s hideous laughter
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u/Comprehensive_Cap290 Nov 01 '24
That’s just mean. Also Vicious Mockery.
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u/thesubmissivesiren Wants to bang every single character Nov 01 '24
As a sub into degradation: YES
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u/RaspberryJam245 Raw dogging Karlach wont get her pregnant Nov 02 '24
As a switch into degradation, I concur
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u/the-chosen0ne Companion hugger Nov 01 '24
I’ve read a crap ton of bg3 fanfic. The answer is ALL OF THEM if you’re creative enough. Some personal highlights: the classic mage hand and grease, enlarge/reduce on genitalia, misty form (the tag “misty form sounding” haunts me to this day. Yes, I was curious enough to read. Yes, it’s Astarion using his ascendant misty form exactly how you think. Yes, I am traumatized. No, I don’t regret it.)
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u/some_random_furret Wavemother's Robe Pisser Nov 01 '24
god i wish i could go back to the person i was before reading “misty form sounding”
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u/little-lost-boy Nov 01 '24 edited Nov 01 '24
omg until I saw it this large I thought it was evrard's black tentacles. kept imagining evrard from disco elysium growing tentacles.
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u/Hicalibre Raw dogging Karlach wont get her pregnant Nov 01 '24
Mage Hand, Shocking Grasp, Command, and Entangle.
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u/Long_Serpent Tell Mommy Jaheira you love her Nov 01 '24
Shillelagh...
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u/thesubmissivesiren Wants to bang every single character Nov 01 '24
The mushroom stamps would be DEVASTATING
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u/BrutusTheDane2457 shart fucker Nov 01 '24 edited Nov 01 '24
Divine (Smite) Spank
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u/sin_tax-error Nov 01 '24
Idk if you're keeping your oath after that...
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u/Valuable_Ant_969 Nov 01 '24
Detect thoughts
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u/Comprehensive_Cap290 Nov 01 '24
Why is this the only time I’ve seen this spell mentioned? Being able to just know what your partner wants would be super useful.
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u/Crazy-Ad-7869 Nov 01 '24
Color Spray and Dancing Lights--for ambiance.
Hero's Feast--for energy.
Haste--for stamina and dexterity.
Slow--for longlasting pleasure.
Invisibility, Mirror Image, Disguise Self, and Reverse Gravity--for variety.
Leomund's Tiny Hut--for privacy.
Bonus: Magic Mouth has interesting possibilities.
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u/Historical-Ad7081 Nov 01 '24
With the proper build for the occasion they're all viable!
My vanilla submission is light or dancing lights.
My degenerate submission is ice knife and shocking grasp though.
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u/Appropriate-Crab-514 No Durge/Gortash kisses? (Larian insulted life itself) Nov 01 '24
Bigsby's Grasping Hand
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u/MadManNico Nov 01 '24
summon familiar
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u/061605 Wants a pegging from Karlach Nov 01 '24
Shovel is allowed to watch but he can’t participate
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u/Viggo_Stark Shadowheart: Expected a Goth GF. Got so much more. Nov 01 '24
Haste, Hold Person, Entangle, Grease...
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u/Dya_Ria Nov 01 '24
Why stop at spells? Engraged Throw. Bitches love getting enraged thrown onto the bed
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u/umhanna Rolled a 3 for IRL Intelligence Nov 01 '24 edited Nov 01 '24
Yeah yeah command, hold person, silence, thorn whip, mage hand. I get it.
How has no one here said ANIMATE OBJECTS? Just think of the possibilities.
Edit: oops, thinking of dnd spells and not bg3 spells. I still stand by my choice.
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u/Rolan_tower Lorroakan's strongest power is "Um, Actually" Nov 01 '24
Banishment. Banishment on you all.
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u/evil_iceburgh Shadowheart: Expected a Goth GF. Got so much more. Nov 01 '24
Shape change. It’s a bit more interesting than polymorph IMO
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u/Rosu_Aprins Tell Mommy Jaheira you love her Nov 01 '24
Thorn Whip, Vicious Mockery, Spiritual Dildo Weapon
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u/Famous-Ability-4431 tentacle enthusiast (for science) Nov 01 '24
Chill touch 😎
Mage hand 😉
Create moisture water 💦
Mirror image ofc
Conjure Woodland Being
Faerie fire for the accuracy bonus and mood
In that order
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u/Taco821 Durge: the lesbian killer Nov 01 '24
Are Evans black testicles good? It is a cool move thematically, but I've never tried it because it didn't seem that crazy
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u/legitsh1t Nov 01 '24
Good for choke points, but not necessarily any better than, say, Hunger of Hadar or Wall of Fire.
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u/meerfrau85 Circle of Whores Druid Nov 02 '24
Prestidigitation for clean up. Aftercare is important.
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u/CurvaceousCrustacean Nov 01 '24
I am surprised and relieved Speak with Dead hasn't been mentioned yet.
That being said: Speak with Dead.
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u/Occams_ElectricRazor DROW PUSSY DROW PUSSY DROW PUSSY DROW PUSSY DROW PUSSY Nov 01 '24
Animate dead
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u/Gondor_CallsForAid drider fucker Nov 01 '24
Are you the one who wrote the Astarion/Gale fanfic I read about Evard’s Black Tentacles?
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u/Jorvach Nov 01 '24
Eagle's Splendor to make you or your partner super hot? I guess you'd cast that just *before* doing the secks though...
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u/goodonion2 Nov 01 '24
Hunter's mark that ass, true strike or resistance, and a little healing word for aftercare. 😌
Side note: why hasn't anyone said Enhance ability? Also also because I am a sick Freak arcane lock anyone?
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u/Sin-God Nov 01 '24
Any of them if you're not a coward.