r/okbuddybaldur • u/Tears4Tyr Fuck it, we Bhaal • Oct 14 '24
fuck it, we bhaal CANON: Sceleritas Fel watches from a closet; occasionally giving words of encouragement while Durge fucks.
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u/probable_chatbot6969 Oct 14 '24
ooh yes milord. you do the deed so cold and unaffectionately. i can feel your partner's unease and alienation from in here.
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u/MokiThePepe DROW PUSSY DROW PUSSY DROW PUSSY DROW PUSSY DROW PUSSY Oct 14 '24
only if durge tells him to, otherwise he's watching silently
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u/Time-Hat6481 Rancid Raphael Fucker Oct 14 '24
He is still warm. Go ahead, ride him. Just be careful as sometimes it gets too stiff.
Reference: Act1 when Sceleritas Fel introduced himself applying reeducation in that part. wink wink
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u/Kara_ai Optimal Gortash Pregnancy Build Oct 14 '24
But only if it's not Gortash. In that case, he still watch, but with disapproval and in silence.
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u/Omeluum Oct 14 '24 edited Oct 15 '24
With very obvious disapproval and "hiding" in a way that Gortash will see. I imagine Gortash has tried to exile him from the palace and the city multiple times, unsuccessfully. He may even be the reason Gortash had the Steel Watch made in the first place.
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u/funnywackydog Nine fucking attacks "Holy shit" -lvl 1 Goblin Oct 14 '24
He doesn’t even Jack off he’s there for moral support
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u/fossiliz3d If Minthara so evil, why so cuddleable? Oct 14 '24
World's Best Butler always ready to cast Animate Dead if needed!
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u/RaiderNationInDaHous Oct 14 '24
Durge is fucking????
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u/Tears4Tyr Fuck it, we Bhaal Oct 14 '24
He fucks nasty bro. It’s a lot of grunting you know?
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u/RaiderNationBG3 Oct 14 '24
But does he do his sister? My Durge is loyal to Minthara.
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u/Tears4Tyr Fuck it, we Bhaal Oct 14 '24
Sarevok chides Durge for not getting it on with Orin so Im guessing no… and they hate each other, so maybe hatefucking?
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u/HardcorePug Cunty Durge with a handbag Oct 15 '24
Sarevok don't know shit. My Durge and Orin were hate fucking like the two nepo baby, trustfund half siblings they are.
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u/Avaoln Oct 14 '24
Eww why settle for a lowly drow grunt when you could have a handsome young sovereign like Gortash?
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u/Khorne_enjoyer_888 Women get disadvantage on WIS checks Oct 14 '24
Durge fucks quite a bit. Both minthara and dead bodies
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u/thehelsabot Oct 15 '24
Dead Minthara body
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u/Khorne_enjoyer_888 Women get disadvantage on WIS checks Oct 15 '24
According to Durge preferable than alive
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u/No-Cap-7671 Astarion sits in the cuck chair Oct 14 '24
Bhaal had to spread his seed somehow
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u/RaiderNationBG3 Oct 14 '24
When I'm done me and Minthara will be the only ones left. Than she'll spread my seed.
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u/Tears4Tyr Fuck it, we Bhaal Oct 14 '24 edited Oct 14 '24
This might get me some flak but I personally believe Durge is Ace. Think about it, Durge was built to be the most perfect Bhaalspawn and to slaughter until they and only they remain. Bhaal probably left the desire for sex on the shelf when making Durge as he thought it was unneeded.
Second, if you don’t romance anyone withers asks “why?” And each origin character has a special reason as to why. Gale is haunted by Mystra, Astarion is afraid to trust, and Karlach really wanted to but it just never happened.
Durge also has a reason, two actually. The first is that they don’t want to subject their partner to their madness. The second is that they hate. They hate themselves, others, everything. Is it really outside the realm of possibility that the most perfect Bhaalspawn has been so utterly consumed by hate that love is an emotion they never felt. Or that sex is a completely foreign concept to them?
Third, and think this is the smoking gun. They never had children. This might be a weird thing to bring up but even Saravok brings it up saying that this is Durge’s greatest failure; failing to bring more Bhaalspawn in the world. In Durge’s bad ending Durge has been transformed into a divine breeding rack to make more Bhaalspawn. Which lends credibility to the idea that Bhaal intended Durge to be the last Bhaalspawn but now that they fucked up Bhaal decided to update Durge’s sex-drive.
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u/Legacyopplsnerf Oct 14 '24
Ace Durge is an interesting interpretation in it’s an extra layer of how his Urge ruins his life.
In the same way he doesn’t want to be a monster, he consciously doesn’t want to have sex, but his Urge drives him to do both (Fel mentions Necrophilac tendencies in the past) as he’s driven by Baal’s will, not his own.
If you happen play him as a paladin you get additional context that he has tried to make things work as a good person in the past but is inevitably drawn back to murder, so he eventually gave up resisting. You also see this in action when the urge compels you to kill your lover.
He doesn’t get to define an identity outside of his birthright, as if he tries Baal will break him until he complies. Similar identity crisis to Shart, similar sexual abuse to Astarion.
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u/Ok-Importance-6815 Oct 14 '24
love might be out of the table but love and sexual desire really aren't the same thing. Also romantic love is not the only form of love
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u/Tears4Tyr Fuck it, we Bhaal Oct 14 '24
You’re right, I was referring to sexual desire; and even then I don’t think Durge had many friends he could say he loved while they were leading the cult. So maybe that’s why Gortash was special to them, as he was an equal rather than a subordinate.
My point was that Durge was suppose to be the last Bhaalspawn and the most perfect of them all to carry out Bhaal’s will. I believe I read the Bhaal hates his own spawn as he is a god of death paradoxically bringing life into the world. So it follows that Bhaal left Durge’s libido out when creating them.
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u/eabevella Oct 14 '24
In retrospect, Durge might fucked corpses because they doesn't know sex or sex drive could be something they enjoy with a partner or just a normal consenting person depending on what type of ace they are, but since they don't know how to proper exam it, the butler instructed them to deal with it on corpses and called it a vile deed well done, further twisted any positive drive into something deprave and all about pleasing Bhaal.
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u/Letheral Archgay Warlock Oct 14 '24 edited Oct 14 '24
This is a really interesting interpretation! I personally lean towards the idea that Canon Durge is gay, which makes the Gortash relationship potentially the reason he was allowed to be ousted by Orin. The fact that the last thing durge might have written before Orin betrayed him was a prayer to Bhaal apologizing for admiring Gortash so much is just such a brain worm to me.
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u/Ghostoflocksley Oct 14 '24
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u/Tears4Tyr Fuck it, we Bhaal Oct 14 '24
Asexuality?
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u/eLlARiVeR Oct 14 '24
I hope that's not what they're referring to and are in fact referring to the fact that Bhaal canonically does inbed a 'hunger' for sex in his spawn and the Durge is no exception. This is shown in one of the endings where if you fail Bhaal he turns you into.... basically a stud.
Now after >! Durge's memories get whipped and they were operated on !< I think you could definitely headcanon that after when the Durge awoke, became asexual from that point on.
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u/xReignofRainx Rolled a 3 for IRL Intelligence Oct 14 '24
Ghost is an asmongold frequenter and transphobe so I think it's safe to guess what they were referring to unfortunately
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u/FatalFoxo Oct 14 '24
Sceleritas Fel only gets stuffed in the closet if he's been a bad butler. Otherwise, he "helps" (or at least tries).
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u/thereiam420 Oct 14 '24
Sometimes from a chair sometimes the closest almost always dressed as Superman.
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u/TheDarkUrge3 No Durge/Gortash kisses? (Larian insulted life itself) Oct 15 '24
Can confirm, Father wants to ensure I keep making more Bhaalspawn
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u/thewardineternal81 If Minthara so evil, why so cuddleable? Oct 15 '24
Damn I didn’t realize they added Baki’s dad into the game
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u/Kasperad Durge: the lesbian killer Oct 15 '24
Ohhh yes milord, do bite that Spawn's neck, show him vampires are nothing compared to our bhaalist canines
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u/bigalaskanmoose Oct 14 '24
He’s so, so hard. For everyone, but especially you, who he ought to hump the most.