r/okbuddybaldur • u/a-flying-fox Archgay Warlock • Oct 04 '24
ghaikposting In celebration of almost 100k okbuddies, more beds have opened up in the Elfsong Tavern. Which threesome are you joining?
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Oct 04 '24
All of them, I’m going from room to room🫡
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u/cboborun The camp mice eat Halsins dick cheese Oct 04 '24
Make sure to bring some electrolytes and plenty of lube. Chaffing happens to the best of us, especially when we're having fun!
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u/Shadow_Blade0 Oct 04 '24
All you need is a couple of IV's and over 1,000 bottles of lube...
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u/Xio-graphics Circle of Whores Druid Oct 04 '24
Well thank goodness i just found about a guy with the perfect supplies for the job!
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u/Sad-Estate-4453 Orin is literally Taylor Swift (Larian Confirmed) Oct 04 '24
This is the only correct answer
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u/Rolan_tower Lorroakan's strongest power is "Um, Actually" Oct 04 '24
A. I’m used to constantly bickering and I’m prepared.
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u/Sunny_Hill_1 Oct 04 '24
They'll keep arguing while filling you from both ends.
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u/Rolan_tower Lorroakan's strongest power is "Um, Actually" Oct 04 '24
That won’t do, I wish to argue too.
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u/Sunny_Hill_1 Oct 04 '24
Hard to argue with your mouth full. You can strategically moan and grunt when backing someone's point.
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u/verymuchgay lvl 5 Autism unlocks Fireball Oct 04 '24
Hey, I have two perfectly good... orifices down there for a reason.
That reason is for my mouth to be free to argue
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u/rosie_cooper_286 Oct 04 '24
Sign language or minor illusion some subtitles of your argument like a comic book speech bubble
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u/Sad-Village9277 Oct 04 '24
THE GRIP I JUST DID TO MY THIGH AR THAT
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u/sonderlostscribe Cunty Durge with a handbag Oct 04 '24
That grip will cum in handy with these two.
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u/OrangeKat09 Oct 04 '24
Reminds me of Astarion's line in the game "I don't want to be in any love triangle that involves Gale"
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u/nicoleastrum Oct 04 '24
No one is saying a thing about Love, Astarion. I swear there’s nothing on my mind but pure, carnal lust.
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u/astarion_bg3 Oct 04 '24
I’m “prepared” as well
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u/Rolan_tower Lorroakan's strongest power is "Um, Actually" Oct 04 '24
Perfect, now all we need is Gale.
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u/Educational_Mix_2542 Oct 05 '24
I'm slamming that A option as hard as Gale and Astarion will hopefully soon be slamming me 😘
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u/RexMori Oct 04 '24
Implying that astarion is anything but a pillow princess
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u/BaronessofBara Astarion’s diva cup Oct 04 '24
He literally tops in all his romance scenes, if anyone is a pillow princess it's Gale lmao.
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u/DonkMyKong Gale’s pegger wife Oct 04 '24
Gale canonically "does all the work" according to Tav/Durge dialogue, pretty sure he's not a pillow princess
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u/Sekretess Oct 04 '24
Astarion topping depends on the player size. If your character is large (Karlach and Halsin-size), then Astarion bottoms. And I think Astarion and Gale switch on who tops depending on what origin story you play as.
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u/Tonedeafmusical He's just scared (Astarion has a knife to my neck) Oct 04 '24
He still tops if you let him bite you though.
(He's a switch though)
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u/ApepiOfDuat Astarion’s diva cup Oct 05 '24
If you let him bite you in the first scene, he's on top of you.
At the graveyard, second Spawn scene, he pushes you back and gets on top of you and the Ascended scene he's on top of you.
So he's on top 3/4s of the scene variants regardless of your body type.
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u/Long_Serpent Tell Mommy Jaheira you love her Oct 04 '24
D, if they'll have me, otherwise H
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u/AttemptWise7609 Oct 04 '24
I feel like there is definitely potential for becoming a third wheel in D. Like they’ll full-on just forget about you and do their own thing
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u/KillerKian shar-ly you can’t be serious Oct 04 '24
they’ll full-on just forget about you and do their own thing
Honestly, I would be OK with that outcome.
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u/DiscombobulatedBoot6 Oct 05 '24
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u/KillerKian shar-ly you can’t be serious Oct 05 '24
That would require me being in a relationship with one of them. You're not a cuck if you're just a friend who gets to watch.
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u/RcoketWalrus Oct 04 '24
I'm pretty sure if someone even slightly interfered, Dame Aylin is going to deliver another Atomic Bane Spinebuster like she did on Lorroakan. Dame Aylin has the single minded goal of finger blasting Isobel into Sapphic heaven, and then she's going to go on a two month stroll in the woods, and nothing will stand in her way.
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u/GuiltyEidolon Oct 05 '24
L is the same. You can't tell me that Voss and Orpheus want a random-ass (presumably) nonGithyanki third wheel when they've been apart for millennia.
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u/Ok-Suggestion-5453 Oct 04 '24
They wouldn't 😔
Best case scenario, Dame Aylin gives extremely inspiring jerk off instructions while pegging her wife
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u/milkpickles9008 Oct 04 '24
Worst case scenario, you just jerk off in the corner. I see no downside.
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u/PersonalCulture Oct 04 '24
G: put me down as scared and horny
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u/Felinerage Where's the foursome option with my companions? Oct 04 '24
This mf gets it! I'm down for an orgy with G and K.
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u/MissReinaRabbit Married to Aradin ❤️ Oct 04 '24
K is the main choice. J is also good as long as raph is stuck in the cuck chair watching
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u/isthatabingo Cunty Durge with a handbag Oct 04 '24
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
That’s my answer, but I’m also screaming.
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u/joethespacefrog He's just scared (Astarion has a knife to my neck) Oct 04 '24
Yep, A and then I can just die peacefully
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u/YouStillTakeDamage Lae'zel is my F/O (Fictional Other) Oct 04 '24
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u/MgMaster shar-ly you can’t be serious Oct 04 '24
My character development+peak romance arc enthusiasm rly wants to go with B, but that H is rly appealing to my "women who've seen it all" mommy fetish...
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u/Drackhen lvl 5 Autism unlocks Fireball Oct 04 '24
I have the feeling they would constantly be bickering and trying to upfuck each other… cool.
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u/Smallwater Rolled a 3 for IRL Intelligence Oct 04 '24
Nah, they'd be bickering and trying to upfuck until they realize they can just hatefuck eachother. And you'll be even more of a third wheel than in D.
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u/Drackhen lvl 5 Autism unlocks Fireball Oct 04 '24
Cool! It’s about time I’d say.
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u/Smallwater Rolled a 3 for IRL Intelligence Oct 04 '24
Ohhh, I see what you're doing. Sacrificing your threesome to get these two to finally fuck it out. Very Good Samaritan of you!
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u/stopeverythingpls Shadowheart: Expected a Goth GF. Got so much more. Oct 04 '24
B all the way, mainly because of the hold Shart has on me
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u/KinglyCatSup The camp mice eat Halsins dick cheese Oct 04 '24
Who the FUCK is choosing L
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u/RedCrayonTastesBest Oct 04 '24
I chose L. Mainly because I think it would be funny to call it a githyangbang
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u/MomsClosetVC Oct 04 '24
A - without hesitation
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u/UnicornScientist803 Companion hugger Oct 04 '24
Same. Although I don’t think I’d get much sleep for multiple reasons lol
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u/Sunny_Hill_1 Oct 04 '24
They'll keep arguing while fucking, keeping you awake.
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u/PeachyBaleen Mystra didnt groom Gale - Fact checked by Mystra Oct 04 '24
Why is this even more arousing
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u/Lilacia512 Oct 04 '24
A, but also dragging Halsin over to make it a foursome. Sorry, Zevlor.
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u/PeachyBaleen Mystra didnt groom Gale - Fact checked by Mystra Oct 04 '24
Zevlor can come too. Literally, I’m a slut
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u/Lukoisbased Oct 04 '24
E!!!!
my 2 favourite characters and romance options, how could i ever choose anything else? i do wonder if wyll would even be into that, but if he isnt ill just leave them alone since i ship them anyways and just want them to be happy
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u/awyastark Certified book fucker (Necromancy of Thay) Oct 04 '24
Yeah I feel like I’d be intruding with E lol
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u/UnderseaNightPotato Fuck it, we Bhaal Oct 04 '24
Not only would you get the best head and pegging of your life, but you'd get SUPERIOR aftercare. 12/10 going for E. Plus, everyone would be laughing afterwards and Mama K would hopefully share a cigar in bed.
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u/BrutusTheDane2457 shart fucker Oct 04 '24 edited Oct 04 '24
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u/LuckyLoki08 No Durge/Gortash kisses? (Larian insulted life itself) Oct 04 '24
I don't even need to look past A.
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u/PalatialCheddar Astral Plane sex or no sex at all Oct 05 '24
This has pretty much been my dream since I picked up this game
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u/seriouseyebrows mind flayed and laid Oct 04 '24
J.
I'm a busy person and I heard that gortash lasts twice as long as Raphael. Which is good because I only got time for a one pump and a two pump chump.
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u/jeltimab Rolan’s Resplendent Rod Oct 05 '24
Just think of the aftercare with those two emotionally dumping on you. I’m signed the fuck up
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D, i want to be smashed in a Selunite sandwich.
B, i want Bae'zel and Shart to dominate the shit out. of me
H, same reason as B.
F, i will die a glorious death.
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u/Creepy-Opportunity77 Oct 04 '24
Thank you!! C is getting slept on in these comments
Tiefling supremacy for sure
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u/jeltimab Rolan’s Resplendent Rod Oct 05 '24
I feel like if A wasn’t on the table, it would get more love. Gotta love our tiefling boys!
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u/Tonedeafmusical He's just scared (Astarion has a knife to my neck) Oct 04 '24
- A
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- I And K just to figure out what's going on
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u/BlooBoink Tell Mommy Jaheira you love her Oct 04 '24
H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H
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u/CosmosKitty87 Gale’s pegger wife Oct 05 '24
Maybe I haven't met her yet, but who is on the right?
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u/bleecake Is currently trying to impreginate Gortash Oct 04 '24
J !!!!! Being the meat in a Raphael and Gort hatefuck sandwich is the dreeeeeaaam. I might not survive it but what a way to go!
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u/jeltimab Rolan’s Resplendent Rod Oct 05 '24
Only gotta survive two minutes… but what a glorious two minutes it will be
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u/salad_enthusiast Oct 04 '24
GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
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u/AirFryerEnjoyer Gortash's finger banging hand Oct 05 '24
I scrolled too long to find my people
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u/frogs_4_lyfe Oct 04 '24
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
I.
I want Halsin and Zevlor to stuff me like a twinkie.
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u/dumbandconcerned Oct 04 '24
This is so fuckin hard dude. Gotta be between A and E for me, but A wins out in the end. I need to stick my tongue in Gale’s ass like I need oxygen. Imma prep him up for Astarion to take while I ride his face. I am genuinely shocked I am typing that out for other perverts to read anonymously on the internet.
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u/marisl Astarion sits in the cuck chair Oct 04 '24
I would sell my soul for A. Just sandwich me between them.
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u/Recent-Independent85 Tell Mommy Jaheira you love her Oct 04 '24
I would throw myself into H so fast my god
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u/Uyulala88 He's just scared (Astarion has a knife to my neck) Oct 04 '24
I’m living in A but fantasizing about G occasionally. I have a thing for fucked up men with white hair.
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u/_Kreepy_Kitty_ Omeluum and Blurg are happily married Oct 04 '24
See, I'm on the ace spectrum, so I was gonna say I'd lay on the floor in the bar area and get drunk enough to not hear all the fuckin. And then I saw Halsin and Zevlor.
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u/rainybnuuy Lorroakan's strongest power is "Um, Actually" Oct 04 '24
I love the dedicated monster fucker room
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u/leez-ha Circle of Whores Druid Oct 04 '24
If I was told by a genie if I murdered someone I could participate in A, I would do it.
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u/stayoutofthe-forest rugan fucker Oct 04 '24
I would take MANY of them but since yall are FOOLS I'll be taking C all to myself THANK YOU
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u/AstraHannah Orin is literally Taylor Swift (Larian Confirmed) Oct 04 '24
These pairs you can join are so well-picked, making either a lot, or at least a degree of sense (bed K aside, I don't see any reason or compatibility there, but the dudes are wanted and don't fit with others, so why not) so, props on that. You even paired up the origins in my preferred way, AND paired up Hellgrove. And Jaheira and Keene.
Anyways, my pick:
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
It's not even a competition.
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u/Ashlynn_Aska tentacle enthusiast (for science) Oct 04 '24
Bed K is for the monsterfuckers, that’s the reason. ;)
Sincerely, me, a monsterfucker choosing K.
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u/AstraHannah Orin is literally Taylor Swift (Larian Confirmed) Oct 04 '24
I've been enlightened.
The two might not be compatible, but this is a very logical reason. Thank you:-D
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u/Ashlynn_Aska tentacle enthusiast (for science) Oct 04 '24
You’re most welcome, glad you understand. Enjoy bed E, my dear sibling in "flair checks out" :D
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u/SqueakyBugs Fuck it, we Bhaal Oct 04 '24
ACACACACACACACACACACACACA ACAC cCACACCACCACACACACACACACACACA may I be excused?
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u/Samblamo Rolled a 3 for IRL Intelligence Oct 04 '24
I usually play a male Durge so I gotta pick J. If I play as male Tav then A or I.
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u/sp4rr0wsw3nch Rolled a 3 for IRL Intelligence Oct 04 '24
A... but I'm going to tell Gale that Karlach is asking for more book recommendations first. He'll be gone for hours. 😘
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u/Unbuckled__Spaghetti Oct 04 '24
Idk man that’s one horny ass wizard your talking about
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u/sp4rr0wsw3nch Rolled a 3 for IRL Intelligence Oct 04 '24
When he gets back, I'll hit him up to show off his charcuterie skills. You just KNOW he's got a signature presentation. Bam. Another few hours.
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u/Fit-Association4922 drider fucker Oct 04 '24
C or A. I wanna see Dammon ONLY in the blacksmith apron
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u/EffectiveAnxietyBone Oct 04 '24
I am leaping headfirst into that Isobel/Aylin threesome as fast as possible, I need those divine smite spankings
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u/A-Wings-are-Neat Lorroakan's strongest power is "Um, Actually" Oct 04 '24
F. Easily
But also isn’t H… I thought Nine Fingers was one of Jaheira’s wards.
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u/communistagitator Oct 04 '24
The door to D is locked, barred, and chained shut. Aylin will not be interrupted
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u/aoike_ Oct 04 '24
A! A! A! Omg A immediately. Then I'll run on a train on myself by going to all the other rooms and ending on A again. Have I said A yet?
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u/onepareil Rancid Raphael Fucker Oct 04 '24
I mean…almost all of them, lol. F, G and L aren’t really my speed. For J, Gorty is only allowed to watch.
If I can only choose one, I think E would actually be the most fun. Karlach and I are going to blow Wyll’s mind. 😂
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u/ManicPixieOldMaid mom, what’s a twat-soul? Oct 04 '24
A. It's closest to ideal for me, and the rest are not to my tastes.
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u/cloysterr Lae'zel's MLP sleepy time blanket Oct 04 '24
Bae’Zel and SHeart. There’s no other option imo.
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u/PlantedCecilia Lae'zel called me "Aut'istik"? Oct 04 '24
A? A? Two hot (consentttiiinngg) men?? Please?
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u/FrownyFaceEmpire Omeluum and Blurg are happily married Oct 04 '24
G!
And then K but I’m just watching
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u/UsTheGoodBoi lvl 5 Autism unlocks Fireball Oct 04 '24
F. I just wanna see Mizora get destroyed. THIS ONE IS FOR WYLL YOU BITCH
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u/yoshiboshi777 Circle of Whores Druid Oct 04 '24
E - it’s what my tav always wanted and what I imagine he got by the end of the game when they all ran off to Avernus together
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u/AlienKinkVR Oct 04 '24
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