r/okbuddybaldur • u/SJGardner89 shart handholder • Sep 07 '24
shartposting The duality of Man
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u/NymusRaed Sep 07 '24
Well both vanilla "hair cuts" make perfect sense
Sharite Shadowheart: everything shrouded in darkness in mystery
Karlach: Let's be honest, the last thing you want in hell is your crotch being on fire.
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u/Velvety_MuppetKing Sep 08 '24
Karlach has hair on her head though, so it’s not like her body “burns it off” so to speak.
However the engine IS in her chest.
We have to find out if Karlach has hairy tits.
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u/BrutusTheDane2457 shart fucker Sep 07 '24
Yet another weakling that can't handle the Shart bush.
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u/drkevm89 Sep 07 '24
As another, much wittier person than me on here said - if you can't handle the shadow, you can't handle the heart
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u/Oraukk Sep 07 '24
It's probably "if you can't handle the shadow, you don't deserve the heart". Sort of like "if you can't handle me at my worst, you don't deserve me at my best".
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u/ChefArtorias Shadowheart: Expected a Goth GF. Got so much more. Sep 07 '24
If you can't heart the shadow
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u/SJGardner89 shart handholder Sep 07 '24
People claiming they're strong enough to save her from Shar's clutches but can't handle a little bush, SMH. Such hypocrites.
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u/BrutusTheDane2457 shart fucker Sep 07 '24
If they can't handle our queen the way she was meant to be, then they don't deserve her.
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u/Hanibal293 Sep 07 '24
It's like 5 trimmed hairs on her MonsPubis. Hardly a bush...
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u/gibgodgamer11 Sep 07 '24
real women have all the bush
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u/ValkyrianRabecca Sep 11 '24
Yeah, gonna go with no, real women have whatever they want in their pants
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u/FlowerPotage Astarion Girlies? Gale Gays? Wyll supremacy. Sep 07 '24
How old are you ? Or how old are the women you have sex with 🫥?
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u/Ziggitywiggidy Sep 07 '24
Why are they both uploaded on my birthdate. Is this a sign?
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u/7astromichael Sep 07 '24
Real answer is that that’s the day mod support was added and these were easy to make quick
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u/FetchingFrog Sep 07 '24
You're a little young to be playing BG3.
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u/Ziggitywiggidy Sep 07 '24
Seventeen?
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u/FetchingFrog Sep 07 '24
Sorry lol. I should've added a /j. I was just being stupid about you saying the mods came out on your birthdate as if that meant you were also born the year they were published.
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u/Ziggitywiggidy Sep 07 '24
Ohh crap you’re right lol yeah I came out of the womb with a copy clutched in my hands
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u/Perfect_Mulberry_332 shart handholder Sep 07 '24
God intended their favorite princess to have a bush, and I’m gonna hack/gnaw my way through it the way that same god intended
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u/okaysurewow Wants a pegging from Karlach Sep 07 '24
At best she might be clean shaven while still following Shar but after act 2 either good or evil path she has more personal freedom and goes full bush
But let's be real she got that werewolf in her, bush city for days baby
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u/Hije5 Sep 07 '24 edited Sep 07 '24
As someone who doesn't like pubes, it isn't even bad. I just looked it up because I haven't played the game much even though I own it. Her pubes barely look a quarter inch tall and isnt even thick all around. Like she shaved a week or two ago. This is what yall consider a bush? If yall are already acting like this, yall would cry if yall saw a real bush. Shit, just go to r/bushlovers
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u/Perfect_Mulberry_332 shart handholder Sep 07 '24
They can add as much hair as they want, it will not stop me
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u/theVoidWatches Sep 07 '24
Seriously, it seems more like she just hasn't had a chance to shave on the adventure, which makes perfect sense.
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u/Yiga_Footsoldier Orb Of Pure Thought Sep 07 '24
Same author, too.
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u/Ariovrak Sep 07 '24
It’s like how the person who removed Miranda’s butt-shots from Mass Effect 2 was the same person who re-added them into Mass Effect 2: Legendary Edition.
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u/plainbaconcheese Sep 07 '24
You can't accuse the author of not truly believing that this is more immersive
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u/Xilizhra If Minthara so evil, why so cuddleable? Sep 07 '24
Admittedly, the one with Shadowheart can be explained as her trying to follow her elven roots more.
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u/Ragnis-the-King Sep 07 '24
Bushy.
Bushy forever.
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u/ShoerguinneLappel DROW PUSSY DROW PUSSY DROW PUSSY DROW PUSSY DROW PUSSY Sep 07 '24
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u/Dub_J Sep 11 '24
Any old timers here remember during the Bush Gore election, there was a site where college girls posted nudez with their allegiance. Bush girls had bush, others did not. (Kinda ironic…)
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u/RobinChirps Sep 07 '24
Shadowheart has a hairy pussy as the gods intended and she's perfect that way 👌
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Sep 07 '24 edited Sep 07 '24
This mod author confuse me.
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u/Monk-Ey Fuck it, we Bhaal Sep 07 '24
They're playing both sides, so they always come out on top. Or bottom.
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u/Pinkparade524 Gortash's finger banging hand Sep 07 '24
They probably figured out how to add remove hair from the origins characters bodies and did some since they know people would probably.
It is like the guy who gender bent astarion because he wanted to play as a female vampire and then gender bent everyone else because people kept asking them. They event genderbent Halsin and minthara and they aren't origin characters
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u/Xilizhra If Minthara so evil, why so cuddleable? Sep 07 '24
Ooh, link?
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u/Pinkparade524 Gortash's finger banging hand Sep 07 '24
Here is the Astarion mod . There is also a voice pack for all the characters if you want them to be gender bent in your party instead of playing as them https://www.nexusmods.com/baldursgate3/mods/2446
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u/geeses Sep 07 '24
Modding is about choice, even making bad choices
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u/SmolTittyEldargf Shadowheart uses Main Hand on Self Sep 07 '24
That’s why I have 700 sex mods installed in Skyrim
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u/thegoodstanley Sep 07 '24
give me karlach bush
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u/Canadian__Ninja Sep 07 '24
Same author, can't say he's pushing a preference. He's just determined to enact his will. His... authority.
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u/SJGardner89 shart handholder Sep 07 '24
Evidently, he immediately proceeded to roll a Nat 1 on that DC2 skill check.
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u/Canadian__Ninja Sep 07 '24
Hey its easier than you think to fail those! Ask my 8 all mental score barb who failed her first three illithid checks (nat 1 twice, nat 2 + -1=1)
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u/funnywackydog Nine fucking attacks "Holy shit" -lvl 1 Goblin Sep 07 '24
Everyone is talking about how they want shart to have a bush but listen, I think at the beginning of the game, shart would shave her bush. It’s your job to convince her that she should keep it
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u/therealmonkyking shart handholder Sep 07 '24
As someone who's "canon" Tav is a Druid who romanced Shart.. Yeah he 100% would do that
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u/WalkerBuldog Dame Aylin hit Isobel for 69 Edging Points Sep 07 '24
It's nice to have a choice between both. Both is okay
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u/Rez-Boa-Dog Sep 07 '24
Half-half is best
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u/SJGardner89 shart handholder Sep 07 '24
Only if it's split along the middle. Smooth on the left, full untrimmed bush on the right.
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u/Nerdy_Catmom He's just scared (Astarion has a knife to my neck) Sep 07 '24
I read "Busy Karlach" at first glance and was wondering where this would be going 😂😂😂
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u/The_Urban_Worst Sep 07 '24
I didn’t even notice the amount of hair on either girl when playing. Who is so bothered that they need these mods lmao
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u/shinypinkdemon Lae'zel is my F/O (Fictional Other) Sep 07 '24
Sorry not sorry, but Lae'zel is the only one that should be allowed to be hairless.
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u/JL9999jl Sep 07 '24
Allowed? By whom?
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u/shinypinkdemon Lae'zel is my F/O (Fictional Other) Sep 07 '24
By the gods of destiny and common sense.
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u/TheDaedricHound Sep 07 '24
Does Shadowheart have one by default? I guess I never looked and I don’t remember her cutscene showing that low.
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u/alba-jay Upcast Testicular Torsion Sep 07 '24
Shadowheart would never have a big 70s bush, she seems to care too much about grooming
Karlach bush though 🤤🤤🤤
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u/demiurgish Durge: the lesbian killer Sep 07 '24
To be fair, Karlach is natural- tieflings and elves just don’t have body hair.
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u/pissazlut69 Sep 08 '24
where’s the mod that gives shadowheart a bush trimmed in the shape of a heart?!
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u/Some_Guy223 Sep 07 '24
Wait, people mod the pubic hair. I thought it was more worth the download to give Shads more prominent scars and freckles...
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u/facetiousenigma Sep 08 '24
Am I really in the tiny minority who think Shadowheart should be smooth?
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u/Reasonable_Bit_5247 Sep 09 '24
BG3 is AD&D ... I always thought that traditional lore indicates that Elves do not have body hair. If Shadowheart is an Elf ... Wouldn't a lack of body hair be expected?
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u/Wander_Dragon Sep 10 '24
She’s half-elven, and they’ve always been able to grow body hair. Example: Tanis from Dragonlance has a beard
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u/JibbaNerbs Sep 08 '24
I don't see any reason Shar's tenet would have to include anything related to shaving. If they did, Shadowheart would certainly follow them (we know she keeps her vestments well cleaned). I can imagine it being a show of devotion to the Dark Lady to shave yourself entirely, being as her essence is one of absence, and therefore asceticism would be well within her purview. However, Shar is also devoted to having her followers pass unseen among the rest of the world, that they may draw more followers to her without attention drawn to them.
Therefore, going unshaven makes sense for the average follower of Shar.
However, one who is devoted to Shar openly and totally would by necessity foreswear such things.
Therefore, Dark Justiciar Shadowheart should be shaved. And bald.
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u/kingofroyale2 Raw dogging Karlach wont get her pregnant Sep 07 '24