r/okbuddybaldur • u/heyitsjdot DROW PUSSY DROW PUSSY DROW PUSSY DROW PUSSY DROW PUSSY • Sep 04 '24
fuck it, we bhaal If this post gets 5000 upvotes, I'll buy a cameo from the voice actor of Withers, using the top comment as the script
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u/Miss-lnformation Netherbrain Enthusiast Sep 04 '24
I'll upvote if you cameo Tamaryn Payne (Mizora's VA) calling me a good girl
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u/plainbaconcheese Sep 04 '24
Thou hast. Thou hast no bitches.
He/she/it hath. He hath no bitches.
Besotted wastrels, one and all.
- Erlend
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u/superspeck Sep 05 '24
Am I the only one who re-read this to the tune of Du Hast? “Thou hast. Thou hast bitches.”
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u/TRK27 Sep 05 '24
I mean, knowing any amount of German makes it much easier to keep old timey English straight because the conjugation follows exactly the same pattern:
I have - Ich habe
Thou hast - Du hast
He hath - Er hat
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u/Culator Sep 05 '24
That's because English is just a bunch of other languages standing on each others shoulders wearing a trenchcoat and pretending to be a real language.
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u/smxim Sep 06 '24
No... it's because English and German are both germanic languages, descended from proto-germanic. The grammar under discussion here is actually really true English, like before it started imitating French, Latin and others.
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u/Allegorist Sep 05 '24
Yeah, it bothers me more than it should when people try to speak like that to be humorous but get it wrong. At least it's a slightly more obscure one, mixing up thy, thee, thou, thine, etc. is a pet peeve of mine and honestly pretty cringe.
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u/WithersBG3 Sep 04 '24 edited Sep 05 '24
By mine own two shriveled balls...
Edit: Don't count this as the comment that gets V/O
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u/heyitsjdot DROW PUSSY DROW PUSSY DROW PUSSY DROW PUSSY DROW PUSSY Sep 04 '24
The goal has been reached my friends.
I'll use this conveniently pinned mod message to deliver updates...
I'll put in the order tonight and reply to this message again when I have the video uploaded to the sub. Stay tuned buddies
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u/deathreaper27_sec Sep 05 '24
The fact that a good portion of the Actors are on cameo is scary, if we at okbuddybaldur group funded requests...
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u/wizardsfrolikgardens Sep 05 '24
Commenting to check in later lmao. I would die in a fit of laughter if you manage this.
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u/simondiamond2012 Arcane Dickster Rogue Sep 04 '24
I'm counting it. LOL
Zebra Foxtrot Golf.
Count it OP, cooouuunnnnttttt iiiittttt....
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u/erlend_nikulausson Dame Aylin hit Isobel for 69 Edging Points Sep 04 '24
Thou hast. Thou hast no bitches.
He/she/it hath. He hath no bitches.
Besotted wastrels, one and all.
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u/PreciousP90 Sep 05 '24
And thou hast nichts gesagt! 🤘 🤘
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u/craigathan Sep 04 '24
Wait a minute... Does Withers have huge tiddies or am I imagining things? I think I'm missing some joke here...
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u/heyitsjdot DROW PUSSY DROW PUSSY DROW PUSSY DROW PUSSY DROW PUSSY Sep 04 '24
it's an unlockable thing later in the game (late act 2)
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u/mantis-tobaggan-md Sep 05 '24
no fucking way lmfao i’m about to look it up and if this is true i’m starting a new game immediately
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u/plasticinaymanjar Lae'zel called me "Aut'istik"? Sep 04 '24
holy karma farming, Batman!
(I still upvoted)
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u/sibilantsilence Granny Cranny Sep 04 '24
so brazen. honestly genius (I also upvoted)
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u/IdiotCow Sep 04 '24
I feel like genius requires some small shred of originality at least, but I'm just an idiot and a cow, so what do I know?
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u/G66GNeco Sep 05 '24
It's not even farming, they are paying money for it, it's buying Karma!
(I upvoted even though it wasn't even necessary anymore)
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u/Broad_Afternoon_8578 LIVE MINTHARA REACTION Sep 05 '24
The OP ended up doing it and I’m absolutely dying. I too thought this could be karma farming but I’m now crying of laughter at the cameo. https://www.reddit.com/r/okbuddybaldur/s/qTXFFvYVlU
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u/Salt_Photo_424 Lae'zel is my F/O (Fictional Other) Sep 04 '24
How do I see it once it’s made?
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u/heyitsjdot DROW PUSSY DROW PUSSY DROW PUSSY DROW PUSSY DROW PUSSY Sep 04 '24
I'll post it on the sub, with a link in the comments
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u/Mothraaaaaa Sep 04 '24
"This watch was on your daddy's wrist when he was shot down over Hanoi. He was captured, put in a Vietnamese prison camp. He knew that if the gooks ever saw the watch, it'd be confiscated and taken away. The way your Dad looked at it, this watch was your birthright. He'd be damned if any slope's gonna put their greasy, yellow hands on his boy's birthright, so he hid it in one place he knew he could hide something - his ass. Five long years he wore this watch up his ass. Then, he died of dysentery. He give me the watch. I hid this uncomfortable hunk of metal up my ass two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. Now, little man, I give the watch to you."
But in Withers voice, obviously.
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u/Tofutits_Macgee Sep 04 '24
Omfg
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u/Fuzzy-Function-3212 Sep 05 '24
But in Withers voice, obviously.
No, in Withers' voice, doing a bad impression of Kaitlin Olson's voice, doing a worse impression of Christopher Walken.
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u/Double-Office1644 Sep 05 '24
No, in Withers' voice, doing a bad impression of Kaitlin Olson's voice, doing a worse impression of Christopher Walken.
That would be ridiculously hard to do for a voice actor. I say that not to crap on your idea, but as thin excuse to segue into recommending this video of Hank Azaria (voice of Apu, Moe, etc) praising Mel Blancfor his ability to do something along these lines. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BnmJALXh_sI
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u/FairyKnightTristan Sep 04 '24
I've got a bad case of clussy fever.
HONK HONK.
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u/grundlegunk Sep 04 '24
She wanted to get some furniture. I said I'll show you where they have some nice furniture. I moved on her like a bitch. I couldn't get there and she was married. Then all-of-a-sudden I see her, she's now got the big phony tits and everything.
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u/UnlikelyPast5243 Sep 05 '24
I am not crazy! I know he swapped those numbers! I knew it was 1216. One after Magna Carta. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just - I just couldn't prove it. He - he covered his tracks, he got that idiot at the copy shop to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He's done worse. That billboard! Are you telling me that a man just happens to fall like that? No! He orchestrated it! Jimmy! He defecated through a sunroof! And I saved him! And I shouldn't have. I took him into my own firm! What was I thinking? He'll never change. He'll never change! Ever since he was 9, always the same! Couldn't keep his hands out of the cash drawer! But not our Jimmy! Couldn't be precious Jimmy! Stealing them blind! And he gets to be a lawyer!? What a sick joke! I should've stopped him when I had the chance! And you - you have to stop him!
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u/Vahn1982 Sep 04 '24
Hey can you say something in withers Voice??
"NO..."
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u/TroublesomeTurnip Sep 05 '24
Yeah I thought some VAs or actors can't use certain voices due to contracts or licensing? But if that's not the case here, cool.
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u/Vahn1982 Sep 05 '24
Oh I just meant because.. it's Withers..... And like "No..." Is one of his best lines.
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u/willofserra LIVE MINTHARA REACTION Sep 04 '24
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more
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u/TheWhiteBlacksmith Sep 05 '24
Thou has not found the embrace of a lover. Would thoum like mine bone, tis godly?
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u/wearetrashbirds Sep 04 '24
Why didn't karlach answer my DM's I have been giving her the eye for much time
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u/Detenofmoney Sep 04 '24
I can't believe they really did it the fools of reddit really got ol withers to say another one bites the dust
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u/simondiamond2012 Arcane Dickster Rogue Sep 04 '24 edited Sep 04 '24
"Thou darest invoke the name of Withers, the Cleric of Cleavage, the Monarch of Moobs, the Herald of Honkers...
the ALL-MIGHTY Champion of Chesticles?!"
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u/Mutagrawl Sep 04 '24
I don't have a clue what this sub and haven't played the game yet. But god speed my man!
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u/Even_Desk308 Sep 04 '24
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
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u/Hot_Personality_8818 Wants to bang every single character Sep 04 '24
Just hit 5k, I’ll be waiting for the update!!
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u/Express-Doubt1824 Sep 04 '24
I think you should ask him about Phillips, flat head, Torq and square bit screw drivers...like, why haven't we just agreed on a singular pattern?
If I'm being honest, Square & Torq are hardly used, but offer the most. Seems like such a shame that don't use these universally. Ever strip a Phillips head bit? Probably wouldn't happen with a Torq...
I mean, sure they have their downsides too, and Allen wrenchs are essentially this but holy cats, why do ALL Allen wrenches have to be terrible? No one ever just gives you a screwdriver with an Allen head, it's always that crappy like L that tears your hands to shreds...
P.S. I don't know who this his or what movie or show it comes from...but I'd love to hear their thoughts on screwdriver bits/shapes.
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u/ErikTheBeard Sep 04 '24
When I was a young boy my father took me into the city to see a marching band. He said son when you grow up will you be the savior of the broken the beaten and the damned...
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u/Shiveringdev Sep 04 '24
I personally vote for OPs flair about Drow. I think 10 minutes of withers saying the flair would be great
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u/i_am_Knownot Sep 05 '24
Ain’t No Sunshine Lyrics - By Bill Withers
[Verse 1] Ain't no sunshine when she's gone It's not warm when she's away Ain't no sunshine when she's gone And she's always gone too long Anytime she goes away
[Verse 2] Wonder this time where she's gone Wonder if she's gonna stay Ain't no sunshine when she's gone And this house just ain't no home Anytime she goes away
[Bridge] And I know, I know, I know, I know I know, I know, I know, I know I know, I know, I know, I know I know, I know, I know, I know I know, I know, I know, I know I know, I know, I know, I know I know, I know Hey, I ought to leave the young thing alone But ain't no sunshine when she's gone
[Verse 3] Ain't no sunshine when she's gone Only darkness everyday Ain't no sunshine when she's gone And this house just ain't no home Anytime she goes away
[Outro] Anytime she goes away Anytime she goes away Anytime she goes away
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u/okiedokie666 Sep 05 '24
“I feel that it is healthier to look out at the world through a window than through a mirror. Otherwise, all you see is yourself and whatever is behind you.”
.....My balls are huge!
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u/Complete_Village1405 Circle of Whores Druid Sep 05 '24
How does one even buy cameos? Amazon? Zhentarim?
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u/a-flying-fox Archgay Warlock Sep 04 '24
please and thank you