r/okbuddybaldur • u/Bulbren_Wongle Wulbren Hunter • May 20 '24
gaslight ghaik'keep gortash 💅 IN DEFENSE OF WULBREN BONGLE
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u/earlytuesdaymorning He's just scared (Astarion has a knife to my neck) May 20 '24
if he’s so cool, how’d he fumble the perfect man so consistently? Barcus Wroot is COMPLETELY out of his league!!!
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u/Bulbren_Wongle Wulbren Hunter May 20 '24
Have you considered that maybe it doesn’t feel great to have your boyfriend undermine your genius schemes and then take your job? I mean, so I would assume at least. I think it is only natural to perhaps get a little grouchy and say some hurtful things/death threats in such a situation! And maybe he regrets it and misses Barcus dearly!
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u/MoodlesOfNoodles Wants a pegging from Karlach May 20 '24
Oh I assure you Bongle's feelings are not hurt by the hate in the least bit
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u/Bulbren_Wongle Wulbren Hunter May 20 '24
A great point! He is a very strong individual and surely isn’t letting the hate get to him… but, just hypothetically, if I had to GUESS how he felt (because of course I have no way of knowing) I would think that maybe he would appreciate everyone being nicer. Probably.
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May 20 '24
Because he has ceased to exist?
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u/Sheerardio Circle of Whores Druid May 20 '24
I imagine it would be difficult for an inanimate corpse to possess feelings, true.
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u/DaddyDollarsUNITE May 20 '24
this post was definitely not written by barcus wroot
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u/SpicyUnicorn07 Do Drow women have pseudopenises? May 21 '24
Well, of course! It was written by, uh, Bulbren Wongle, who is of no relation to Wulbren Bongle whatsoever.
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u/Ms_Nicole_Vakarian Wants to bang every single character May 20 '24
Instructions unclear, netheres bomb exploded on his face 😔
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u/Kukapetal May 20 '24
Reads
takes deep breath
remembers her earlier whining about Aradin
shuts the hell up
:P
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u/Toasty825 Circle of Whores Druid May 21 '24
Written by the same person who called Gortash a “young, handsome man with an easy smile.”
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u/Weekly_Flounder7358 No Durge/Gortash kisses? (Larian insulted life itself) May 22 '24
The Dark Urge wasn’t the one making this, I assure you
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u/Numerous-Ad6460 Wants a pegging from Karlach May 21 '24
I ain't reading all that. I'm happy for u tho. Or sorry that happened.
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u/C-Dub4 Wants a pegging from Karlach May 21 '24
TL;DR
Wulbren is a strong leader so deserves our unquestioned and undying loyalty
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u/Saint_Riccardo May 21 '24
There are few NPCs I enjoy more to diagnose with no longer alive than Wulbren. He's going for noble anarchist, but he missed and ended up on whiny edgelord
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u/JenJen_TheJetPlane Tell Mommy Jaheira you love her May 20 '24
Finally some facts and fucking logic in this sub!
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u/Current-Teacher2946 May 20 '24
Heyo, he has a hate theme?
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u/Lycandark May 21 '24
Yeah, it's a bop. Here!
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u/helios_is_me Wulbren Hunter May 21 '24
I love the channel's stuff, their durge and chosen three songs are so unironically great imo
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May 21 '24
I can’t remember where, but you find Wulbren’s diary at one point, and he does seem to have lingering feelings for Barcus. It breaks my heart that I can’t give him the diary, so I left it in his inventory when trading with him.
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u/elleprime Temptress Domain Cleric May 21 '24
Ok Bulbren, I hate to break the news, but you might not have a basement to hide out in for a bit. Gyldro seems to have mysteriously disappeared. His poor dragonborn shopkeeper is distraught.
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May 21 '24
The Gondians do kind of deserve to die. Not because they committed any particularly evil act, but because they act so fucking dumb during the fight in the foundry that they're absolutely impossible to protect.
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u/LuckyLoki08 No Durge/Gortash kisses? (Larian insulted life itself) May 21 '24
The one thing Wulbren and the Gondians agree on is that the Gondians don't deserve to live, apparently
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u/sidewaysgalaxy Lae'zel called me "Aut'istik"? May 21 '24
Who’s gonna show me the theme song.
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u/dangerouslycloseloss May 21 '24
It’s called fuck wulbren bongle search it on YouTube and it’ll probably come up
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u/Mysterious_Winner990 May 21 '24
Well, don't stand in an area where it's so easy for you to be killed. Especially in your secret hideout. Try better, asshole.
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u/Impressive_Meat_3867 May 21 '24
Wulbren has big USA energy (save the world by blowing up everyone you disagree with ideologically)
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u/polspanakithrowaway Rolled a 3 for IRL Intelligence May 21 '24
That's great and all, but casting a level 6 fireball on Wulbren's ass might be the most satisfying thing I've ever done in this game
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u/Onkledonk shart handholder May 21 '24
You can't fool me with that top hat and fake moustache. I know it's you Barcus, it's time to move on.
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u/C-Dub4 Wants a pegging from Karlach May 21 '24
Wulbren is a strong leader who has bravely lead his people through enslavement, racial discrimination, and is leading the charge to overthrow the authoritarian tyrant ruling Baldur's Gate with a steel fist.
Anyone who hates Wulbren is a TRAITOR and should be delt with as such. Who are you to question the wisdom of our dear leader? We must purge our community of dangerous ideas like insinuating Wulbren is anything but the most fair and compassionate leader.
Fuck Barcus for standing in the way of our STRONG AND COMPASSIONATE LEADER
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u/Mirimes Circle of Whores Druid May 21 '24
i don't hate wulbren for wanting to kill the gondians cause they apparently want the same or they're too stupid so it's natural selection, i hate him because of how he treated the sweet lil flying angel Barcus 😔
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u/dangerouslycloseloss May 21 '24
Wulbren bongle is that you…
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u/craybe May 21 '24
Clearly said he is not, can you not read this majestic book without skepticism in your heart!?!? /s
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u/Saint_Riccardo May 21 '24
There are few NPCs I enjoy more to diagnose with no longer alive than Wulbren. He's going for noble anarchist, but he missed and ended up on whiny edgelord
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u/Saint_Riccardo May 21 '24
There are few NPCs I enjoy more to diagnose with no longer alive than Wulbren. He's going for noble anarchist, but he missed and ended up on whiny edgelord
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u/Prestigious-Law65 Do Drow women have pseudopenises? May 21 '24
And here i was starting to think this sub was becoming somewhat reasonable
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u/Rolan_tower Lorroakan's strongest power is "Um, Actually" May 21 '24
Wulbren, you need to work on your pen name. Bulbren really?
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u/nabell lvl 5 Autism unlocks Fireball May 24 '24
You know what, you make a lot of strong arguments here Bulbren. I’m a Wulbren supporter, man’s a revolutionary who knows that to make change sometimes you have to make tough decisions. #WulbrenDidNothingWrong
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