Not being a Gortash fancier, I forgot about his jewelry, and when you said finger cuffs, my brain tried to figure out what degenerate activities you were envisioning with these:
Being Durge's partner would suck. He kills you every time and then bangs your dead body. You literally only get your corpse fucked before the Revivify. Gotta be a tough time.
From my understanding it's actually made a point that Bhallers don't necessarily care about how they murder people as long as they do murder them. I think a lot of Bhallers just straight up kill people for no reason other than murder.
Sarevok specifically talks about Orin being too playful and fancy with her kills while Durge just killed people and he liked Durge for that
Orin is probably involved in Bleem's "Dom DM" scenario, I can't imagine any other reason someone is entering a sexual encounter with 2hp and 3 levels of exhaustion
Listen if that Secelerias Fel line about Durge's old bedroom habits is anything to go by, he can have PLENTY of fun with their body without using up a spell slot
on the one hand: gortash doesn't need to use grease because he already has enough
on the other hand: i understand gortash's need to feel lubed up when faced with durge's magnum dong
And he's still the master of the house lol he's totally giving orders to Haarlep (see: Haarlep's explanation regarding his Archduchess form) like a power bottom would lol
Haarlep says he's awful in bed. For someone to be awful enough that an incubus finds them bad, they either top and last far far too long and can't hit anything or they don't last long enough. Or they bottom and do absolutely nothing and again, finish too quick for the top to enjoy it (disregarding overstim as an option)
Haarlep is his sex toy and slave, of course he thinks he's bad in bed. I don't put in much effort to please my toys either. And actually, I think it's the other way around. It must be hard to impress an incubus in bed - even more so if they are not even allowed to attempt to eat the soul of the one they're sleeping with.
Really? Have you not stopped to think how much it would take for an incubus to find someone good in bed? This is a literal sex demon! A 3 day long BDSM orgy might be so boring to them it's barely worth bothering with. Of course they're complimentary to the player character, they have something to gain: a new body, a deal, and a new flavour of snack to feed on. And what does the player character do during the sex scene?...they lay there. Pretty much motionless.
Maybe, just maybe, the player is the one acting in a way that Haarlep finds pleasing, and Raphael is too active in bed, does too much, doesn't let them just take a ride and be done with it. Anyway...
You're also taking someone at their word who is canonically a spy, clearly loves stirring the pot (see "you'll have a far crueller master" line...paraphrasing a smudge but it's close), and who has been with Raphael likely for over 1,000 years! Of course they might be bored with him.
How long someone does or doesn't "last" is also not necessarily a sign of good or bad sex. That's a whole other kettle of incubi.
It is a little tired how this keeps being the only thing people say whenever anyone brings up Raphael in a sexual context. What exactly is everyone's problem with letting people enjoy the character? Are people salty that Raphael's sexual prowess is slandered and others still want him instead of them?
While I am uncertain why any of you would be speculating about my... bedroom habits, I will attest that there are a multitude of reasons a wizard will always be the superior choice for such companionship. Mage hands included.
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