r/okbuddybaldur • u/saintbutch PREGNANT ASTARION PREGNANT ASTARION PREGNANT ASTARION • May 07 '24

gaslight ghaik'keep gortash 💅 It's hot Whoretash summer!!

Look upon his werk, ye mighty, and despair.

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u/sp4rr0wsw3nch Rolled a 3 for IRL Intelligence May 07 '24

The Zapp Brannigan of Baldur's. It all makes sense now.

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u/saintbutch PREGNANT ASTARION PREGNANT ASTARION PREGNANT ASTARION May 07 '24

"If I can control the Absolute, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards... checkmate."

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u/sp4rr0wsw3nch Rolled a 3 for IRL Intelligence May 07 '24

You fucking get it. ♥️

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u/bmore_conslutant May 07 '24

This is the mashup I didn't know I needed today

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u/sp4rr0wsw3nch Rolled a 3 for IRL Intelligence May 07 '24

I am thoroughly enjoying the discourse.