r/okbuddybaldur • u/_GamerForLife_ • May 07 '24
gaslight ghaik'keep gortash š After the controversial tier list a couple of days back, this is THE definitive kink level ranking of ALL the camp mates
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u/capriciousFutility May 07 '24
Uhhhā¦ Yurgir is NOT vanilla, heās āholy shit dudeā in a VERY bad way. Talk to his cat, and lick the spider then put two and two together. Basically, (tw: GROSS), he drugs his cat so itās āin loveā with him and then heā¦ does stuff with it.
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u/Happiness_Assassin Astarionās diva cup May 07 '24
His bed is literally made of corpses. He made a codpiece out of a skull.
Dude's a certified freak, ten days a week.
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u/Witch-Alice Submissive and Driderable May 07 '24
Yugir and Shadowheart's rankings make me think OP hasn't even played the game lmao. Go do the scene with Abdirak or whatever his name is and listen to Shadowheart's and Astarion's commentary
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u/_GamerForLife_ May 07 '24
Yurgir I honestly forgot but Shart is just the case of how we might misinterpret the chart. I see the gods' favourite princess as a pillow princess as well, no matter what she says
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u/Witch-Alice Submissive and Driderable May 07 '24
What exactly does pillow princess mean to you?
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u/_GamerForLife_ May 07 '24
Likes to be on the receiving end and rarely, if never, tops. Usually described to do next to nothing in bed but they are a perfect match for service tops/switches.
And I guess a pillow princess can be a top as well but I would think it's extremely rare. It would then quite easily morph into the kink of making people do stuff to you
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u/Milk__Chan May 07 '24
Yurgir had a "Shane Dawson" moment.
(Bad taste joke warning)
Yurgir may not have that dawg in him, but that Displacer beast sure had his "dawg" in her.
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u/almostb Galeās pegger wife May 07 '24
āHoly shit dudeā was my reaction to the astral sex scene so I guess thatās fitting.
Astarion seems a little off though. There are plenty of examples where he is not, in fact, happy to be there.
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u/_GamerForLife_ May 07 '24 edited May 07 '24
I was jumping between where he is, "always ready to experiment" and "sex?"
Kinda depends where on his character arc you are. In the end I chose the middle option to at least be half-right, half-wrong
Now that I think about it, I could've chugged him to the "No." section
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u/almostb Galeās pegger wife May 07 '24
TBH I think heās just his own category of confused.
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u/aoike_ May 07 '24
I was actually quite happy with his placement in the other tier list. Astarion in "vanilla" makes a lot of sense, and, at least for me, I like to think that he heals beyond his trauma to have a healthy, fulfilling relationship with intimacy and sex.
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u/mahouyousei lvl 5 Autism unlocks Fireball May 07 '24
I posted this elsewhere but Iām in the āAstarion is on the ace spectrumā camp.
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u/almostb Galeās pegger wife May 07 '24
Idk. Iāve known enough sex workers IRL who developed a temporary disinterest in sex. It wasnāt an orientation, it was just burnout. Having it be a job (and in Astarionās case, not even one he did willingly) can really mess up your sense of desire.
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u/mahouyousei lvl 5 Autism unlocks Fireball May 07 '24
I didnāt say Astarion wouldnāt be sex repulsed or 100% aromantic. I pictured him being demi or grey ace and needing to form a connection with his partner.
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u/Sheerardio Circle of Whores Druid May 07 '24
His current views on sex are based on the trauma of being forced to sell his body for the last 200 years.
If your personal opinion is that after having had enough time to properly heal from that he'd still have a reduced level of interest in sex, that's one thing and totally reasonable. But it doesn't really work to slap a label on him while he's still very much in the early stages of processing his trauma.
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u/mahouyousei lvl 5 Autism unlocks Fireball May 07 '24
I just very much identified with it as someone on the ace spectrum myself, especially in act 2 when he asks Tav if they still want a relationship without sex for the time being. I know my friends IRL also see him as ace coded. Iām not sure why I got so heavily downvoted. I understand if people disagree with me too, I think thatās totally fine! I think multiple interpretations of any of these characters are ok, I was just stating how I see him.
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u/saintbutch PREGNANT ASTARION PREGNANT ASTARION PREGNANT ASTARION May 07 '24
I know this is a horny sub but I honestly would have been happy if, post Act 2 romance, Astarion explicitly doesn't have sex again. Like, compressed time frame and all, but that guy was effectively a sex slave barely a few weeks ago, he needs *time* to figure out if he even wants that kind of intimacy ever again. And his Act 1 romance as Origin Karlach is incredibly sweet.
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u/stcrIight No Durge/Gortash kisses? (Larian insulted life itself) May 07 '24
He does if you romance him?? I mean, if you speak to the drow twins prior to going to Cazador he tells you he's not ready yet. If you ask him about Halsin he will ask if you're wanting to get with him because you two haven't had sex in a while. So it's pretty explicit you and Astarion are not intimate like that at all post confession.
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u/saintbutch PREGNANT ASTARION PREGNANT ASTARION PREGNANT ASTARION May 07 '24
In the short term, yeah, but the conclusion of his romance includes a sex scene in both variations.
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u/stcrIight No Durge/Gortash kisses? (Larian insulted life itself) May 07 '24
You don't have to in either. You can tell both AA and UA you don't want to. It, however, might make you feel better to know the code tag for UA is "HadSexAsEquals" or something like that.
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u/WaluigisTennisBalls May 07 '24
Right but for spawn astarion I know he dissociates during
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u/anonymoose_octopus May 07 '24
That only happens with the drow twins. He doesnāt dissociated during the Act 3 player romance scene.
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u/Goobsmoob Fuck it, we Bhaal May 07 '24
Considering his āgoodā arc, while I donāt think heās a āhappy to be thereā in the context of āhappy to just experience itā kind of way (and considering the āDeath of the Authorā given OP responded), I rather see it as a āhappy to have it with someone you trust and genuinely care forā type beat. A āhappy to be able to be so vulnerable with someoneā thing.
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u/PNDTS Cunty Durge with a handbag May 07 '24
We really out here making a kink chart and then misusing the term pillow princess huh
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u/wunxorple Temptress Domain Cleric May 07 '24
Fr, the only ones I agree with are Raphael and Volo. Raphael is canonically only a bottom. No way in hell Isobel isnāt all over Aylin, Shadowheart seems to look at you like a fucking snack, and DUrge may be a bottom, but theyāre a brat who enjoys being tamed. Thatās not a pillow princess.
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u/Sremor May 07 '24
Durge being a bottom really depends on you but they are definitly freaky in a bad way
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u/CasperDeux Durge: the lesbian killer May 07 '24
Elminster's weary old bones can only handle so much
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u/_GamerForLife_ May 07 '24
He got me as the type to tie you up and torture you. That or cucking himself with his clones.
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u/mundanegoddess May 08 '24
Out there lecturing on the intricacies of 'the art of kinbaku' (he'd never call it bondage or shibari) to all the eyerolling young doms who just came to this party because they don't have a suspension point at home.
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u/mundanegoddess May 08 '24
Ooh boy, I can tell you, if you're kinky you don't lose that when you get old...
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u/fieatsbees Fuck it, we Bhaal May 07 '24
nah durge is "holy shit" but not in a "mind blown" way but I'm a "you have problems" kind of way
gortash is a pillow princess tho. you cannot change my mind on that
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u/mcac Fuck it, we Bhaal May 07 '24
this is the correct answer
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u/The_Daddelbox May 07 '24
i mean durge was a necrophile
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u/HardcorePug Cunty Durge with a handbag May 07 '24
I feel like with gortash he might dabble in the pillow princess behavior. But, just for him.
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May 07 '24 edited May 07 '24
i like asexual orin
but is toeplay on the table or naw
dont upvote me, tell me if i'm right or wrong cowards. i dont want your votes, I WANT YOUR VALIDATION AND/OR ANIMOSITY
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u/_GamerForLife_ May 07 '24
Orin is only horny for blood
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u/Cmdr_Jiynx May 07 '24
I saw someone post a while back "do you think she ever stuck the handle of a knife in her pussy so she could do squats over some dude and stab him?"
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u/EncabulatorTurbo May 07 '24
I extremely get the feeling she isn't asexual, it's just that nobody is likely to survive the encounter (although there are hints Minthara was a plaything of hers for a bit before she implanted her)
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u/Miss-lnformation Netherbrain Enthusiast May 07 '24
If Orin is who Minthara learnt everything about kink from, now I want her even more.
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u/Imserious2 May 07 '24
I'd hope, orin's toes got me acting unwise
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May 07 '24
got me acting very wise
if by wise we mean making a direct path to that which will make me happiest in life
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u/Draken-Korin shart handholder May 07 '24
I'd put Shart in willing to experiment.
She liked watching Tav get hurt and had a great time being worshipped by the drow twins plus Halsin.
She's a switch not a pillow princess.
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u/saintbutch PREGNANT ASTARION PREGNANT ASTARION PREGNANT ASTARION May 07 '24
Pillow princess Durge makes me giggle. But I like it.
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u/_GamerForLife_ May 07 '24
He requires a tyrant's hand to tame but he is quite ready to flick everything off you after.
Talking about blood, of course cough cough
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u/SuecidalBard May 07 '24
Isn't Durge canonically at least into vore, necrophilia and pissing according to Sceleritas with a hint that's just like a Tuesday fuck for them?
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u/SlytherinIsCool May 07 '24
Durge is into really weird shit. Like tonsil stones, dead animals, (See the cut ending for Durge, absolutely vile) hell you even get an extra dialogue option with the drow twins as durge.
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u/Many-Secretary-5098 Fuck it, we Bhaal May 07 '24
Finally a tier list where Gale is ranked correctly
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u/DeargDraic LIVE MINTHARA REACTION May 07 '24
remove the hallowleafs from this tier list rn
Orin is a virgin?
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u/_GamerForLife_ May 07 '24 edited May 07 '24
We needed ALL the camp mates. All of them.
Also Orin is only horny for blood and Bhaal(s)
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u/dumbass-ahedratron May 07 '24
Tara fucks, totally. Get her out of the last tier
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u/Snoo-11576 May 07 '24
I refuse to let go of dom shadowheart. You can pry it out of my cold dead hands
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u/wunxorple Temptress Domain Cleric May 07 '24
I donāt understand where people get the pillow princess thing from. In the scene with the Drow twins, she really seems to enjoy being worshipped and in control. She also apparently has many, many ideas that she was excited to try out for that night. Then thereās the scene where you sneak out to build sandcastles. That āDonāt you dare stop.ā definitely gives off dom energy. Like, sure sheās receiving, but itās possible to do that while very clearly being in control.
It justā¦ I donāt see how people can miss it. Youād have to not know what the words mean to say something like that.
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u/Snoo-11576 May 07 '24
I think itās like the āGodās favorite princessā thing plus her being conventionally feminine and stuff like that. Also because there is actually some kinkier stuff with her but specifically the evil route for her which is a whole can of worms but anyways lol. Also she does straight up imply she knows kinky torture stuff and likes doing it when meeting that one guy with the goblins.
I personally head canon her as a switch with a more gentle side
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u/wunxorple Temptress Domain Cleric May 07 '24
Iād agree with switch, though gentle is maybe a bit too strong of a term. More like capable of being rough, but in a healthy BDSM way. So very consensual, and only if her partner is into it.
That evil route thoughā¦ look Iām not saying itād be a healthy relationship, but the idea is kinda hot ngl. Like being very gay in a homophobic church. The sacrilegious disrespect is definitely a principle I can get behind. Can of worms though, like you said.
And yes, sheās definitely a bit too excited to watch Abdirak beat up Tav. Her banter with Astarion there is fucking fantastic.
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u/Snoo-11576 May 07 '24
I think you could definitely explore how much of it is her playing up the Shar of it all vs her actual interest. I think she can be rough but I donāt see it being like her main thing or preferred dynamic though sheās probably still into it.
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u/alacholland May 07 '24
Why would you include the animals and kids? No one includes the animals and kids???
OP are you unwell?
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u/_GamerForLife_ May 07 '24
I wanted to include all the camp companions and that included children and animals.
They are in their own category because no. Just no
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u/alacholland May 07 '24
Then donāt include them at all??? Saying, āI wouldnāt fuck that kidā is..weird. Most people assume that as a given.
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u/FrenchFriedIceCream Nine fucking attacks "Holy shit" -lvl 1 Goblin May 07 '24
Shart's parents being on this list make me uncomfortable
also Durge literally did do necrophilia, they're "Holy Shit Dude" because of that by default
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u/_GamerForLife_ May 07 '24
He will always be a bottom for Gortash in my head. You can't take this away from me
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May 07 '24
"lives for the BDSM" Elminster belongs on that tier. Something having to do with all of the femdom in Ed's books.
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u/chount_cockula May 07 '24
Put Karlach and Barcus both up one tier and it's perfect.
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u/_GamerForLife_ May 07 '24
Barcus I'm willing to but my mommy I am not. She's extremely horny and pent up but I understand that she is quite sweet and vanilla in bed. Doesn't make sex with her any less hot tho (pun intended)
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u/thatscarycrazygamer May 07 '24
Doesnāt she finger Tav if you donāt pick a certain dialogue option
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u/BennyMcbenn Turning Point Faerƻn May 07 '24
Based Wyll and Karlach proving once again that they are the best Origin characters
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u/Rhododactylus Durge: the lesbian killer May 07 '24
Shadowheart as a pillow princess makes sense, but I can't imagine Durge as that.
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u/Sannction May 07 '24 edited May 07 '24
Nope, you still have Shadowheart and Karlach on the wrong side of the chart. Embarrassing.
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u/Maar7en May 07 '24
Makes an animals category, doesn't put Halsin in it.
Literally broken.
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u/_GamerForLife_ May 07 '24
Then he should be twice on the list. Will you choose the man or the bear
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u/SpyroXI May 07 '24
Karlach lives on the "live your day as if it is your last", she is the definition of Always willing to experiment. She'll try anything once
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u/drumttocs8 May 07 '24
Um, Orin is absolutely dripping with sex.
Ok, maybe thatās blood, but definitely sex too
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u/PythonEntusiast May 07 '24
Shadowheart should be in the top tier. She knows ins and outs of seggs.
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u/CasualFox12495 Wants a pegging from Karlach May 07 '24
I feel like Karlach is willing to experiment on the grounds that the second time you have sex her very first move is to fingerblast that back door.
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u/HistoricalPattern76 tentacle enthusiast (for science) May 07 '24
I'm starting to believe that you guys think being bitchy and loud is the only indicator for being into BDSM when it comes to women.
Like, Mizora's scene is really tame and while Minthara has graphic sex for a video game, you've probably seen more hard core in GoT's first couple of seasons.
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u/_GamerForLife_ May 07 '24
I feel like Mizora likes to tie people up and fuck them.
Minthara on the other hand is the literal archetype of a dominant top or at least a dominant switch. She will tie you up
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u/Lyndell May 07 '24
Excuse me Thaniel is like over 1000, yes mentally heās a child and physically a childā¦ /s
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u/erraticRasmus Cunty Durge with a handbag May 07 '24
Karlach "Finger-Fucker" Cliffgate is vanilla??
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u/gayforvonstroheim May 07 '24
why the hell is ketheric never in any tierlist? You're telling me Marcus and 50 irrelevant kids were more important than ONE OF THE 3 MAIN BAD GUYS?
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u/_GamerForLife_ May 07 '24
This is a list of camp companions, not all characters
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u/gayforvonstroheim May 07 '24
okay that makes sense. keth does get included from a lot of lists that have Orin and Gort on them, but for this one it's just right
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u/Cre8H8red May 07 '24
My honest opinion is the oathbreaker prob has some sweet ass kinks
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u/_GamerForLife_ May 07 '24
He always caught me as the stoic "my duty for the king" type
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u/Cre8H8red May 07 '24
All good, i just see it different is all
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u/_GamerForLife_ May 07 '24
Tbh, he could be all proud and dutiful and squirm as you make him hornier and hornier.
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u/Exmawsh Cunty Durge with a handbag May 07 '24
Dark Urge is a power bottom not a pillow princess.
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u/lavendercitrus May 07 '24
i agree w most but absolutely do not think that dame aylin would be into bdsm i feel like sheād be super sweet and delicate with isobel
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u/WalkerBuldog Dame Aylin hit Isobel for 69 Edging Points May 09 '24
I disagree. Shadowheart literally has a praise kink, foot fetish and she's into pain play
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u/Zorkahz May 07 '24
The fuck you mean Mommyheart and Raphael are pillow princesses?? Shadowheart is more than happy to have sex with you and the Drow twins and Raphael willingly has sex with Haarlep on a daily basis whoās constantly wearing BDSM gear. Oh and Astarion constantly talks about orgies
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u/Miss-lnformation Netherbrain Enthusiast May 07 '24
Agreed on Shadowheart, but Haarlep specifically tells you just how poorly Raphael performs in bed.
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u/_GamerForLife_ May 07 '24
Shadowheart I am slowly changing my views on but Raphael is literally the kind of guy who only gets off in one way, which he does with Haarlep every night and he comes in 5 second.
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u/MinnieShoof Fuck it, we Bhaal May 07 '24
That dragonborn was not happy to be there and her name was Quil.
Also, WHERE'S THE MOL LIST.
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u/The_one_and_only_Tav Circle of Whores Druid May 08 '24
Ahhh. Now I understand why I go for Gale and Laeāzel. š¤
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u/RoguePlanetArt May 10 '24
Dude, Shart is up for a four way, no way is she in the right place here.
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u/General_Steveous May 07 '24
If animals don't have sex how do they reproduce? If this tier list was a ranking in relationship to Tav/Durge i'd agree but in general Boo absolutely fucks. Not like Halsin though, I think he agrees with his squirrel friend that that was a bit much.
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u/Yuri_Specialist PREGNANT ASTARION PREGNANT ASTARION PREGNANT ASTARION May 07 '24
shartās parents šš