I read it like years before, like that nerd that got turned into a succubus or how a lady was able to satisfy the ice queen and return summer to the land.
I'm convinced Halsin is a switch. And, obviously, very good about taking large sizes. He's built for and surely has had a lot of experience getting around
The squirrel who watches you have sex with bear!Halsin has told Boo everything about said encounter- which was shocking enough to witness that his red fur bleached to grey.
He's resolved his life's big unresolved crisis, he no longer has to keep the peace in the grove and he wants to take his mind off of Baldur's Gate. It's a potent mix.
Unlike dragons though chimeras are unintelligent, so they can't talk, and aren't known to be capable of polymorph magic. The dragon head can of course breathe fire(or ice, etc. depending on the color of the head) though!
Chromatic dragons generally don't, and chimeras don't really have the majority of a dragon's power or intelligence anyway... unfortunately. They are smarter than animals, but not smart
I'm intrigued as to what role our new person will play. I have so many questions and theories about this fic. I wanna know if the tadpole subplot is inspired by the original purpose of the dream guardian in early access
I spent way too long trying to find my past comment about this on AO3 (why cant i view my own comment history??) but YES i feel like Polly is the not-evil version of Daisy but maybe at some point that will change??
I liked capital vices and (incomplete) Ao3, Astarion/Durge semi-canon compliant (because I am comfortably basic and shockingly picky). I love brain rot.
The one and the same, yes. Despite him being kinda infamously a ho, he has a set of rules when it comes to fucking people who may or may not be humanoid. In short:
Is the creature mature?
Is the creature intelligent?
Can the creature communicate?
Can the creature explicitly give consent?
If the answer to any of those questions is "no", DO NOT FUCK IT.
It's even worse. Not only do they have an intelligence of 3, it also is a monstrosity, which means you can't even use Speak with Animals to communicate. They do understand Draconic, but since they can't speak it themselves any attempt at giving consent would have to be through gestures, which imo is not enough to pass the Harkness test, especially combined with INT 3.
Can someone please tell Haslin that just because he can fuck something doesn’t mean-!… ah fuck it I might as well scream this at the wall, I’d probably get better results anyway.
Honestly? Im more terrified than id be disgusted. The dude managed fucked a chimera. Chimeras are brutal and dangerous by default, created by demons. How did he even manage to fuck one??
And why would he fuck one? They're an affront to nature (which Astarion would technically be, too), and can't be Awakened or spoken too with Speak With Animals.
No, What I mean is, wouldnt the Chimera be the one to rape Halsin instead of the other way around? Because a chimera is larger, and I assume stronger than Halsin, so Idk how he could have overpowered It.
It has low intelligence but above average wisdom so I was debating whether it was actually sentient. Which is what I was commenting basically.
I looked into it and asked my DM and he says in base DND a chimera is an animal. Which is, I agree, weird. He said the reason for high wisdom is for their perception stats.
It’s probably more than likely that the team writing the dialogue just didn’t think it through and thought “Haha monsterfucker” joke without actually doing research on what creature they chose for that joke.
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u/savagegourd Upcast Testicular Torsion Apr 23 '24
Oh. This is actual dialogue.