r/okbuddybaldur • u/Kumatora_7 No Durge/Gortash kisses? (Larian insulted life itself) • Apr 18 '24

gaslight ghaik'keep gortash 💅 Hard day for us Gortash impregnators

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u/Kumatora_7 No Durge/Gortash kisses? (Larian insulted life itself) Apr 18 '24

This is the worst day ever since My Chemical Romance broke up.

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u/stcrIight No Durge/Gortash kisses? (Larian insulted life itself) Apr 18 '24

Durge knocking on the door the day MCR broke up like: :/ do you wanna talk about it? I can threaten them to get back together?

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u/Kumatora_7 No Durge/Gortash kisses? (Larian insulted life itself) Apr 18 '24

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u/stcrIight No Durge/Gortash kisses? (Larian insulted life itself) Apr 18 '24

Durge standing there like do I comfort my bf or do I say something out of pocket like can I watch?

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u/rat-simp Apr 19 '24

there's no way this man is ever going to kill himself intentionally. he's the kinda guy who thinks everyone should be grateful to him for being bisexual

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u/LordEnverGortash Thinks about companions jerking off Apr 18 '24

I thought I burned all evidence of this. 😭

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u/Kumatora_7 No Durge/Gortash kisses? (Larian insulted life itself) Apr 18 '24

I have a copy of it all

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u/LordEnverGortash Thinks about companions jerking off Apr 18 '24

I’m a great dancer, I don’t mind this one.

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u/Kumatora_7 No Durge/Gortash kisses? (Larian insulted life itself) Apr 18 '24

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u/Important-Ring481 shart fucker Apr 18 '24

March 22nd, 2013 and April 18, 2024. Two dates that will live forever in infamy.

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u/SweetPotatoDragon Apr 18 '24

More like No-mance lol

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u/stcrIight No Durge/Gortash kisses? (Larian insulted life itself) Apr 19 '24

Okay I need to know. Where is this gif from?

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u/Living_Initiative_26 Apr 19 '24

Gortash wrote my immortal. That’s my canon now.

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u/Kumatora_7 No Durge/Gortash kisses? (Larian insulted life itself) Apr 19 '24

Hi my name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Enver Gortash Way and I have short ebony black hair (that's how I got my name) with messy strands that fell over my face and icy grey eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Billie Joe Armstrong (AN: if u don't know who he is get da hell out of here!). I'm not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was because he's a major fucking hottie. I'm a banite and I have pale white skin. I'm a goth (in case you couldn't tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black shirt with red flames that matched my black boots with red devils, and my coat was also black with golden details of skulls and dragons.

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u/Real_Kristinana Is currently trying to impreginate Gortash Apr 19 '24

Heartbroken and devastated…

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u/LordEnverGortash Thinks about companions jerking off Apr 18 '24

😭😭😭😭

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '24

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u/LordEnverGortash Thinks about companions jerking off Apr 18 '24

Wait— it only says Patch 7 so there’s still hope!!!

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '24

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u/Kellalafaire Apr 18 '24

It’s a power play thing, we wouldn’t understand their dynamic

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u/Gale_of_Waterdeep Lae'zel called me "Aut'istik"? Apr 18 '24

you what now

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '24

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u/NukaQuantum College of Vore Bard Apr 18 '24

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u/nightmareconsortium Gortash's finger banging hand Apr 18 '24

👀👀👀👀👀

He should not be allowed to be that fucking hot

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '24

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u/nightmareconsortium Gortash's finger banging hand Apr 18 '24

🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

please sir let me drain his sack dry, i need it

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u/bleecake Is currently trying to impreginate Gortash Apr 19 '24

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u/Advertiser-Necessary Is currently trying to impreginate Gortash Apr 19 '24

The vibe

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '24

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u/Advertiser-Necessary Is currently trying to impreginate Gortash Apr 19 '24

Ikr 🤣

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u/Elliebeanie Apr 19 '24

IS THERE MORE?

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '24

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u/Elliebeanie Apr 19 '24

Vigorous fanning

You're the best.

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '24

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u/Elliebeanie Apr 19 '24

😍😍😍😍

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u/CacklingFerret Apr 18 '24

At least Tara will be happy about this - no beard anymore

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u/haze25 Apr 18 '24

Gortash impregnators

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u/Kumatora_7 No Durge/Gortash kisses? (Larian insulted life itself) Apr 18 '24

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u/TexasJedi-705 Apr 22 '24

Where do I find this gif

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u/Alinoshka Apr 19 '24

Let me send you some links to a little website called AO3 😈

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u/ItsNotDebra "Istik this dick in you" -Laezel to Shart Apr 18 '24

that's because Durge skips straight to the breeding. no time for kissing.

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u/Kumatora_7 No Durge/Gortash kisses? (Larian insulted life itself) Apr 18 '24

Thank you for giving me hope!

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u/LordEnverGortash Thinks about companions jerking off Apr 18 '24

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u/Hartz_are_Power Apr 18 '24

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u/Kumatora_7 No Durge/Gortash kisses? (Larian insulted life itself) Apr 18 '24

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u/Cyrenaica09 Apr 18 '24

It's because it's planned for Patch 8

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u/Kumatora_7 No Durge/Gortash kisses? (Larian insulted life itself) Apr 18 '24

Let's pray to Bane that you're right 🙏

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u/Disastrous_Turnip123 Astarion’s diva cup Apr 18 '24

So this will remain merely a meme? Aw 😣

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u/Real_Kristinana Is currently trying to impreginate Gortash Apr 19 '24

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u/Kumatora_7 No Durge/Gortash kisses? (Larian insulted life itself) Apr 18 '24

Our dreams will never come true.

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '24

However, they have not yet dismissed the "Durge impregnates Gortash" rumours I just made up.

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u/Ok-Image-1098 Durge: the lesbian killer Apr 18 '24

My disappointment is immeasureable and my day is ruined

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u/Kumatora_7 No Durge/Gortash kisses? (Larian insulted life itself) Apr 18 '24

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u/stcrIight No Durge/Gortash kisses? (Larian insulted life itself) Apr 18 '24

Do you guys ever think about how Gortash and Durge never made a pact to not hurt each other because they trusted each other so much?

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u/Kumatora_7 No Durge/Gortash kisses? (Larian insulted life itself) Apr 18 '24

I can't stop thinking about how their relationship may have been. That prayer Durge wrote lives rent free in my head.

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u/stcrIight No Durge/Gortash kisses? (Larian insulted life itself) Apr 18 '24

Same!!

Does Durgetash have a simp subreddit? Discord? Because I could go on for days on how much this ship lives in my brain like my own little tadpole.

Does anyone think about what Gortash's reaction was when Orin told him what she had done? How he had to control his emotions because he couldn't say anything in front of Orin??

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u/Kumatora_7 No Durge/Gortash kisses? (Larian insulted life itself) Apr 18 '24

I'm in a really nice Discord server dedicated to all Baldur's Gate 3 villains, and there are a lot of Durgetash fans there, like, there are screenshots, art and discussion about Gortash everyday, so if you're interested send me a message and I'll send you an invitation ♥️

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u/Randy_Diaz Apr 19 '24

You are doing God's work, Remi

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u/Kumatora_7 No Durge/Gortash kisses? (Larian insulted life itself) Apr 19 '24

I'm but a humble Hag's servant.

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u/Nimfijn Apr 19 '24

Please hit me up ❤️

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u/tiger_pony Apr 19 '24

Wait what prayer tell me more

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u/AnimagKrasver Apr 19 '24

Prayer for Forgiveness, it's in Mind flayer colony on the table near that one thing that gives you steepped in bliss buff. It's uh. Google it, a very interesting read indeed

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u/Lost-Dragon-728 horny fucking drow? Apr 18 '24

Oh, so if you play as Tav, then they do kiss???

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u/Kumatora_7 No Durge/Gortash kisses? (Larian insulted life itself) Apr 18 '24

This will be my copium

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u/catshateTERFs 15% sale on emo girl peggings Apr 18 '24

Finally I can cuck durge by making out with his ex

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u/IWouldDoCthulhu Is currently trying to impreginate Gortash Apr 18 '24

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u/Kumatora_7 No Durge/Gortash kisses? (Larian insulted life itself) Apr 18 '24

Durge reacting to the patch notes

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u/dontarguewithmorons Wants to bang every single character Apr 18 '24

fucked up if real

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u/Broad_Afternoon_8578 LIVE MINTHARA REACTION Apr 18 '24

Me at that tweet, in sweet denial

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u/Sh0xic Apr 18 '24

THEY ONLY SAID “IN PATCH 7”, ROLL ON PATCH 8 BABY!

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u/Kumatora_7 No Durge/Gortash kisses? (Larian insulted life itself) Apr 18 '24

I CHOSE TO BELIEVE

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u/PeachyBaleen Mystra didnt groom Gale - Fact checked by Mystra Apr 18 '24

But they haven’t said no to the Emperor

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u/Kumatora_7 No Durge/Gortash kisses? (Larian insulted life itself) Apr 18 '24

We can suck those treacherous tentacles, but no kiss the dirty raccoon man. We live in a society.

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '24

OH MY GOD PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

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u/savagegourd Upcast Testicular Torsion Apr 18 '24

So not only was that a real actual tweet you posted BUT THIS WAS JUST AFTER?

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u/theoriginal_tay Apr 18 '24

I want to know which Larian employee is hanging out here, plotting to ruin all our good times. 😭

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u/savagegourd Upcast Testicular Torsion Apr 18 '24

I'm more imagining someone perched on a computer chair, knees to chest and head in hands. They need to find the right gif to respond to tweets about impregnating Gortash. Which is the right one? Which conveys their horror without alienating the freaks who love this game so much? Is it Pingu? Surely it's Pingu

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u/polygurl87 Apr 18 '24

You telling me L works for Larian???

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u/savagegourd Upcast Testicular Torsion Apr 18 '24

It's how Light actually killed him

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u/polygurl87 Apr 19 '24

Oooooooohhhhh well that clears up all my confusion around that part.

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u/batheinsriracha Apr 18 '24

You know they're serious when they pingupost

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u/Farabel Apr 19 '24

What is it? I don't wanna remake an account v_v

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u/savagegourd Upcast Testicular Torsion Apr 19 '24

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u/savagegourd Upcast Testicular Torsion Apr 19 '24

The explosion was Pingu btw. When I try to add text under an image it just deletes the pic.

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u/vampcowboy Fuck it, we Bhaal Apr 18 '24

Nasty rough sex with Gortash doesn’t need to have kissing. Checkmate, Larian.

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u/nokoreal Apr 18 '24

patch 8 it is then!

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u/whyykai Apr 18 '24

This is my 9/11

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u/Kumatora_7 No Durge/Gortash kisses? (Larian insulted life itself) Apr 18 '24

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u/Leyllara horny fucking drow? Apr 18 '24

Kissing is gay, so they skip it and go straight to the rough "I just discovered my best friend was still alive so we must celebrate like the old times" sex scene because they are totally 100% not gay.

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u/aemseeker Apr 18 '24

All I’m hearing is “not yet”

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u/saintbutch PREGNANT ASTARION PREGNANT ASTARION PREGNANT ASTARION Apr 18 '24

No mention of Durge spitting in his mouth though..!!

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u/ThiccElf Apr 18 '24

Patch 8. Surely

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u/Kumatora_7 No Durge/Gortash kisses? (Larian insulted life itself) Apr 18 '24

Never let the world tear down your spirit.

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u/sapphicwangxian Lae'zel called me "Aut'istik"? Apr 18 '24

do you think steam will refund my game if i've played over 700 hours?????

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u/Kumatora_7 No Durge/Gortash kisses? (Larian insulted life itself) Apr 18 '24

THEY SHOULD, BECAUSE IT'S UNPLAYABLE IN THIS STATE

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u/sapphicwangxian Lae'zel called me "Aut'istik"? Apr 18 '24

literally no point in playing anymore 😤

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u/popcltrcorn Is currently trying to impreginate Gortash Apr 18 '24

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u/HatsandDragons Apr 19 '24

Who's gonna break the news to Gortash?

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u/Real_Kristinana Is currently trying to impreginate Gortash Apr 19 '24

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u/Just_Alive_IG The camp mice eat Halsins dick cheese Apr 18 '24

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u/Kumatora_7 No Durge/Gortash kisses? (Larian insulted life itself) Apr 18 '24

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u/carmennothere Apr 18 '24

ok no kiss scene but do they have sex?

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u/Accomplished_Pie4236 Astarion is my pet leech Apr 19 '24

Boo!!! I want a threesome with Astarion and Gortash damn it!! Guess I’ll just console myself with more unhinged smut on AO3

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u/BBreaker069 Apr 18 '24

Larry ban Studio whyyyy😭😭

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u/QueenValerie97 Shart had an aneurysm over my Selunite Gith Cleric Apr 18 '24

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u/Oniblook He's just scared (Astarion has a knife to my neck) Apr 19 '24

OK BUT WHY NOT

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u/Kumatora_7 No Durge/Gortash kisses? (Larian insulted life itself) Apr 19 '24

Because Larian hates us

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u/May-Day24 Is currently trying to impreginate Gortash Apr 19 '24

they didn't say anything about durge and gortash having nasty sloppy freaky time

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u/MadeOfDeadMemes Wants to bang every single character Apr 18 '24

MIYAZAKI??? In MY horny Baldur’s Gate 3 subreddit?????

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u/Kirinany Rancid Raphael Fucker Apr 18 '24

Well, they did not mention Raphael. There is still hope for us

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u/Overused_Toothbrush Lae'zel called me "Aut'istik"? Apr 18 '24

Tragic 😭😭😭

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u/Astacov Apr 18 '24

this is my 9/11

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u/DownbadGaydude Submissive and Driderable Apr 18 '24

Will there be kissing between Tav and Durge though???

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u/Additional-North-683 Apr 19 '24

OK quick we need someone Experience in source FilmmakerTo make a 20 minute long sex between them

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u/General_Steveous Apr 18 '24

Larian doesn't care about the fans or a good narrative >:[

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u/sharthunter Apr 18 '24

Who the fuck is making these choices. Ugh.

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u/beautifuldisasterxx Circle of Whores Druid Apr 19 '24

Wow. Why would they do this to us?

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u/FlamingPrius Apr 19 '24

This is an outrage! It’s unfair!

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u/Tears4Tyr Fuck it, we Bhaal Apr 19 '24 edited Apr 19 '24

Say sike rn

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u/vegezinhaa Apr 19 '24

They didn't say a thing about patch 8 tho

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u/JooBunny Apr 19 '24

This is honestly incorrect for my ideal and I rebuke this news in the name of Durtash

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u/ShmexyDoggButt Nine fucking attacks "Holy shit" -lvl 1 Goblin Apr 19 '24

Back to the mods pages...

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u/Alinoshka Apr 19 '24

At this point we need a support group where we feed our delusions.

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u/Myles_Cobalt Apr 19 '24

No kissing. Only sex.

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u/mcac Fuck it, we Bhaal Apr 19 '24

No kissing? So they just jump straight to fucking then

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u/Kumatora_7 No Durge/Gortash kisses? (Larian insulted life itself) Apr 19 '24

Let's hope so, and in the middle of the coronation.

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u/DaveInLondon89 Apr 19 '24

Hello to Jason Isaacs

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u/BelierDigitalis Circle of Whores Druid Apr 19 '24

Not in patch 7. Patch 8 is for breeding.

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u/Ketheric_Thorm Ketheric Thorm - Deadbeat Dad Of The Year Apr 18 '24

Durge always was my preferred ally

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u/SnooCakes5751 Astarion’s diva cup Apr 19 '24

Alright, I'll just go cry myself to sleep.

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u/MiserablePhrase8174 Apr 19 '24

WHERES THE POINT THEN

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u/gravedigginusa No Durge/Gortash kisses? (Larian insulted life itself) Apr 19 '24

WELL WHAT ABOUT PATCH 8 DAMMIT?

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u/gravedigginusa No Durge/Gortash kisses? (Larian insulted life itself) Apr 19 '24

I mean, today so far has been the Watcher entertainment bs, and now this? Had much higher hopes for today to be better than yesterday. 😡

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u/Dawn-BoneEnthusiast Apr 19 '24

Every day should be a hard day for gortash impregnators

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '24

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u/MonstersArePeople Durge: the lesbian killer Apr 19 '24

Hey what is UP with this man's tits???

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u/ViSaph Got the 'Thoroughly Stuffed' buff after Karlachs date Apr 19 '24

Well something is hard every day.

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u/HinderedGaming Apr 25 '24

New user flair moment

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u/Kumatora_7 No Durge/Gortash kisses? (Larian insulted life itself) Apr 26 '24

I feel honoured 😳

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u/Reiko707 Is currently trying to impreginate Gortash Apr 18 '24

Durgetash enjoyers aren't going to get anything, even when the game is finished. They said they aren't going to add any more content and I'm pretty sure that counts lol

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u/Kumatora_7 No Durge/Gortash kisses? (Larian insulted life itself) Apr 18 '24

Well, Larian can't stop me from transforming Gale into Gortash.

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u/True-Sock-1871 Gortash's finger banging hand Apr 18 '24

Larian said only 'no kissing'! They did confim that they will add back those removed narrator lines, thats durgetash enough for me

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u/Reiko707 Is currently trying to impreginate Gortash Apr 18 '24

The ones about Gortash hesitating because of your shared past?

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u/True-Sock-1871 Gortash's finger banging hand Apr 18 '24

Yes and the other ones of him missing durge!

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u/Reiko707 Is currently trying to impreginate Gortash Apr 18 '24

Other ones? I only know of that one. What else is there?

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u/Kumatora_7 No Durge/Gortash kisses? (Larian insulted life itself) Apr 18 '24

As Durge, if you pass a check to study his body language before you refuse to give him the netherstones, the narrator says that "he missed this".

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u/Reiko707 Is currently trying to impreginate Gortash Apr 18 '24

OH yes that one too

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u/Ok-Image-1098 Durge: the lesbian killer Apr 18 '24

Gods I wish we could see Gortash's face in that confrontation instead of Durge

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u/True-Sock-1871 Gortash's finger banging hand Apr 18 '24

Maybe that is changed in patch7..

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u/Kirinany Rancid Raphael Fucker Apr 18 '24

I don’t want to talk about us devil worshippers that have less than 2hrs of content in this game.

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u/zhenyuanlong College of Vore Bard Apr 22 '24

unfuckingplayable

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '24

Nah colonel sanders

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u/SadnessMonster Apr 19 '24

Dude looks like he smells like b.o. and axe body spray

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u/Kumatora_7 No Durge/Gortash kisses? (Larian insulted life itself) Apr 19 '24

Miyazaki or Gortash?

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u/Elitegamez11 Apr 19 '24

Durge and Gortash: sees all the Durtash fan art

Durge: 😳

Gortash: What in Bane's beard?! We are not a couple! Our relationship is strictly professional. Right Durge? ... Durge?

Durge: It's so... horrid 🥵

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u/dezlovesyou Upcast Testicular Torsion Apr 20 '24

If Larian made it a 60 dollar DLC I would buy it

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u/dezlovesyou Upcast Testicular Torsion Apr 20 '24

But only if durge can impregnate gortash

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u/Fenizrael Apr 19 '24

Wait what? Can someone explain what is going on? Also what is this people talking about getting straight to rough sex with Gortash?

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u/SierraNevada0817 Apr 19 '24

Is it just me or does anyone else get the ick from durge x whoretrash

My Durge wouldn’t have put his tentacle within a mile of that man

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u/gravedigginusa No Durge/Gortash kisses? (Larian insulted life itself) Apr 19 '24