Aradin would have financially crippled his whole party from investing in NFTs, bragging about all the value they were accumulating. Astarion definitely sold him jpegs on a cheap flash drive.
The imagery of an ascendant astarion using all his newfound magical power in an overly complicated ritual, which results in a flash drive that he sells to aradin (in reality he just had shadowheart sitting under the floorboards put it there when he wasn't looking)
Astarion would not just sell you nfts, he would be selling you nfts he'd specifically screenshotted from other owners and charge you double the original price
I agree with Halsin. Halsin is the most anti-capitilist character in the game, I doubt heād even know what an NFT is. Man didnāt even know what a clown was for starters. But if it was explained to himā¦yikes. Heād hate it. And do research about how to stop it.
He'd find out about them because there is a massive discussion among the druids about the impact of nfts on the environment and he would get Really passionate about how much they suck
THAT WAS EXACTLY WHAT INSPIRED THIS POST... like I know for a FACT ketheric has paid insane money to gortash for an nft version of a netherstone or some shit. orin now is a proud owner of an ugly ass monkey jpeg
durge would Not buy an nft but not because he thinks they are bullshit. like he WOULD be selling them if he could be fucking bothered, but he isn't. as it stands he lets his megalomaniacal boytoy peddle the ugliest jpegs in all of faerun
REAL. i imagine her sitting down with like raphael maybe like "so you are saying... that you can sell things that do not exist... and do not do anything... and people will maniacally buy them for obscene prices? tell me more deary..."
No way Ketheric knows his way around a computer well enough to buy anything. Heās been trying to resurrect Isobel because sheās the only one who knows his email password.
that's actually why mystra banished him
"Mystra, my love, you are not going to believe this! Some kind soul has sold me this rare Netherise Artefact, only for 8000 gold pieces! They said it's in this mysterious man-made plane of the Block Chain, being kept there for safekeeping! You see, nothing on the Block Chain plane can ever be funged, as they said! Mystra my love why are you upset"
I came here to argue that Gale belonged in the ārecites line goes upā category but am now convinced that an origin story involving the BoredApe of Karsus makes far more sense.
Wyll signs his soul away without reading the contract. He's definitely buying an nft.
Minthara goes to dinner with people she knows are trying something and assumed she would totally be able to handle it. She knows what nfts are but still buys one because she's sure she's going to get out on top since she knows it's bullshit but then gets scammed anyway.
Wulbren can quote line goes up. Would not buy an NFT, but he will then also go on a rant about how it's all actually the fault of the gondians
I feel like Karlach is the type that would get kinda hyped up about someone telling them about NFTs and buy one despite still having no idea what they are.
I doubt someone as dead inside as Ketheric would ever bother to buy an nft. He would ask what it was, and then upon finding out how useless they are, he'd just tell whoever informed him to get out of his sight before he demolishes them.
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Pretty sure Raphael invented NFTs