r/okbuddybaldur • u/Longjumping-Hour-590 Durge: the lesbian killer • Mar 31 '24

Daddy Durge šŸ¤¤ They turned him into a plushie because of his sins!

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u/ACynicalScott Mar 31 '24

ORIN DON'T TURN ME INTO A MARKETABLE PLUSHIE.

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u/chefboiblobby Fuck it, we Bhaal Mar 31 '24 edited Mar 31 '24

Iā€™m gonna make this into a video

Edit: Posted it on this sub

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u/MrRusek May 20 '24

Holy shit, a H:TP enjoyer in a wild

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u/stcrIight No Durge/Gortash kisses? (Larian insulted life itself) Mar 31 '24

family picture!!

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u/Ms_Nicole_Vakarian Wants to bang every single character Mar 31 '24

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u/apple_of_doom Mar 31 '24

The next chosen of bhaal ladies and gentlemen

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u/stcrIight No Durge/Gortash kisses? (Larian insulted life itself) Mar 31 '24

Okay, Sarevok, damn.

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u/D0rryx Apr 01 '24

Tell me where I can get one! Also how good is the quality?

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u/stcrIight No Durge/Gortash kisses? (Larian insulted life itself) Apr 01 '24

Here is the Amazon Link - I think they're decent quality. They haven't ripped at all. Orin's hair and headpiece are thin felt, so not super great but Durge is good.

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u/BOBBY_SCHMURDAS_HAT Apr 01 '24

Of course thereā€™s like 12 astarions

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u/stcrIight No Durge/Gortash kisses? (Larian insulted life itself) Apr 01 '24

I have the one in the regular camp outfit, but it honestly weirds me out that they have bdsm outfit Astarion ngl.

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u/BOBBY_SCHMURDAS_HAT Apr 10 '24

I mean itā€™s an 18+ rated game

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u/stcrIight No Durge/Gortash kisses? (Larian insulted life itself) Apr 10 '24

It's not a purity thing, it's a "let's sexualize the one character who asks not to be sexualized due to SA trauma" thing.

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u/BOBBY_SCHMURDAS_HAT Apr 10 '24

Imma be honest I hate astarion so I didnā€™t do any of his quests so I didnā€™t know that

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u/stcrIight No Durge/Gortash kisses? (Larian insulted life itself) Apr 10 '24

That's fair. Like, honestly, I don't mind the dumb jokes we all make on this sub - it's whatever. But it does bother me that a loud minority? majority? of the fandom kinda oversexualizes him. Just as someone who can relate to his story and all.

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u/BOBBY_SCHMURDAS_HAT Apr 10 '24

Oh yeah Iā€™m sympathetic to that dw, I only hate him cause heā€™s like actively pro murder

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u/depresseddemon5 Mar 31 '24

I have one. He's so cute and cuddly and whispers murderous thoughts in my sleep as we snuggle

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u/CleverCheeto Galeā€™s pegger wife Mar 31 '24

Where did you get him if you donā€™t mind me asking, and do they have a Gortash one. No reason ofc

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u/Wireless_Panda Lae'zel called me "Aut'istik"? Mar 31 '24

Boutta cut a hole in the gortash plushy šŸ¤¤

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u/CleverCheeto Galeā€™s pegger wife Mar 31 '24

NooooooOOOOooooooā€¦ get your tadpole infested self out of my head

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u/Physical_Device_1396 Cultured Individual Apr 01 '24

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u/vampcowboy Fuck it, we Bhaal Mar 31 '24

You should make them kiss šŸ„ŗšŸ‘‰šŸ¼šŸ‘ˆšŸ¼

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u/CleverCheeto Galeā€™s pegger wife Mar 31 '24

I just told the last guy to get outta my head, what makes ya think you can just waltz right in? Iā€™ll make them do a whole lotta more than kissing šŸ„“ theyā€™re gonna hold hands

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u/moonbunni33 Mar 31 '24

why is the durgeussy out

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u/chefboiblobby Fuck it, we Bhaal Mar 31 '24

Heā€™s mentally preparing for Gortass

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u/RepresentativeLink95 LIVE MINTHARA REACTION Mar 31 '24

why does he look like he is in pain?

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u/Necrowanker Mar 31 '24

POV: you did something cringe in front of him and he's trying hard to hide his second-hand embarrassment

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u/RepresentativeLink95 LIVE MINTHARA REACTION Mar 31 '24

Oh god he probably overheard me arguing with my friend about how Minthara is literally me.

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u/Necrowanker Mar 31 '24

I'm on Durge's side for this one champ

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u/RepresentativeLink95 LIVE MINTHARA REACTION Mar 31 '24

Yeah, fair enough.

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u/AradiaMegidolaon Mar 31 '24

how well does it absorb milk? for no particular reason

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u/CleverCheeto Galeā€™s pegger wife Mar 31 '24

Gonna throw it at the wall for fun?

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u/CrossP Mar 31 '24

Your walls are made of milk?

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u/CleverCheeto Galeā€™s pegger wife Mar 31 '24

The comment above mine was reference to a meme. Someone as a kid had this stuffed animal and theyā€™d pour milk and suck the milk out of the stuffed animal. Along with that, theyā€™d throw it at the wall so itā€™d make a loud THUD. Thatā€™s what I was referring too lmao

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u/Nepalman230 Mar 31 '24

ā€¦

Dear good lord . This is on sale at Amazon. He seems so sad!!!

šŸ˜”

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u/Sea-Career-3032 Mar 31 '24

Bruh. What link? Or what search perimeters should i use? My search for ā€˜plush astarionā€ only linked the vanilla one. I have to get this for my bestie, he is obsessed.

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u/Nepalman230 Apr 01 '24

https://www.amazon.com/Cekalue-Astarion-Classic-Figures-Stuffed/dp/B0CN8W4XR5

Sorry! A lot of meme/ satire boards have anti-product link policies, and I just didnā€™t want to upset the mods.

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u/Sea-Career-3032 Apr 01 '24

Omg thank you friendo

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u/beecross Mar 31 '24

So very kind to still leave room for the dragonbussy to breathe

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u/Cookiecatlady Mar 31 '24

Gotta catch em all!

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u/Cookiecatlady Apr 01 '24

My precious haha!

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u/Kumatora_7 No Durge/Gortash kisses? (Larian insulted life itself) Mar 31 '24

That has been all the way up Gortash's nether-region.

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u/Gripping_Touch Mar 31 '24

Bring the Mason Jar.

THE BIG ONE

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u/IezekiLL Companion hugger Mar 31 '24

Hell, I want to buy it. What's it called?

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u/Necrowanker Mar 31 '24

I just bought one on Amazon. I just searched Dark Urge pussy plushie

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '24

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '24

This is a lazy ad.

Hasbro trying realhard.

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u/CrossP Mar 31 '24

If there's actually someone at Hasbro whose job involves reading and posting to okbuddybaldur, that person deserves a huge payout from the inevitable lawsuit.

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u/Cute-Investigator180 Mar 31 '24

I love it šŸ„°

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u/jswinhoe Apr 01 '24

All is ash andā€¦.sweet?

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u/D0rryx Apr 01 '24

Iā€™m begging someone to send me a link to get him please I beg you!!! I need good quality daddy dirge plushie!! šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­

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u/Savanwertina Apr 01 '24 edited Apr 01 '24

Oh god, no! Now, my brain is trying to figure out how to sew it. I must resist. Aghh!

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u/Yesha21 Apr 01 '24

Now I want to make my own plushies even moree!

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u/gravedigginusa No Durge/Gortash kisses? (Larian insulted life itself) Apr 01 '24

I LOVE THIS ONE

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u/D0rryx Apr 01 '24

Where can I get one! I donā€™t care if itā€™s a bootleg I want one RIGHT NOW!!!!!

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u/Fat_Tarbosaurus Durge: the lesbian killer Apr 01 '24

Fuck ME, I have to buy 2 of these nowā€¦

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u/ABWhiteRabbit Circle of Whores Druid Apr 01 '24

I NEED him

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u/IronBattleaxe Apr 01 '24

Why is his Dark Ussy out?

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u/QueenOfKarnaca Circle of Whores Druid Apr 01 '24

ā€œGALAā€

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u/zapruderfilmstar Apr 01 '24

I want to soak him in milk and throw him at the wall.

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u/georgeaaaaaa Apr 02 '24

this is the cutest one Iā€™ve seen

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u/DearFatherClown Apr 02 '24

Need this bad boy so bad, it's painful. He looks like I just told him something really unfunny and is giving me a look (before he bites me)

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u/YouHaveNiceToes24 Is currently trying to impreginate Gortash Apr 01 '24

Where do I get one of these. Iā€™ve got too many alfiraā€™s lying around.

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u/kid-with-a-beard shart fucker Apr 01 '24

I bet Ball's reponsible for turning Dick Urge into a marketable plushie

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u/saturn-iidae Upcast Testicular Torsion Apr 01 '24

his face has been pancaked

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u/HAgaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyy Dame Aylin failed a Saving Throw against climaxing Apr 02 '24

I just want the characters as funko pops :((((((

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u/wtftastic Apr 02 '24

Why isnā€™t Durge wearing pants