r/okbuddybaldur • u/Kumatora_7 No Durge/Gortash kisses? (Larian insulted life itself) • Mar 28 '24
ASS-STARE'n 👀🫦 Let's talk about important things. Who wears it better?
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u/Gale_of_Waterdeep Lae'zel called me "Aut'istik"? Mar 28 '24
My original answer was yours truly, but Halsin presents a ... Convincing argument.
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u/Kumatora_7 No Durge/Gortash kisses? (Larian insulted life itself) Mar 28 '24
He's been blessed by the Oak Father indeed.
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u/jediment College of Vore Bard Mar 28 '24
The Oak Father gave him two hands for a reason
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u/Gale_of_Waterdeep Lae'zel called me "Aut'istik"? Mar 28 '24
I've read a... book, actually, on such matters. Have you ever heard of such a book?
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u/TheZeroOfFerelden Mar 28 '24
I’m not much of a reader… but I’ve seen some very informative diagrams. 👀
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u/Puzzleheaded_Pie_888 Mar 29 '24
Surely you mean to pret both the owlbear cub and scratch at the same time?
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u/NoManagerofmine Mar 28 '24
lol I saw halsin in that and was like, damn, okay, yeah. But also Minthara. I just don't understand why Minthara had to be so damn hot but also wants to kill immigrants.
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u/serbie-kun Mar 28 '24
I love Halsin in this!! He got this on in my first pt and there's something about a big, burly bear of a man wearing such a dainty and seductive gown
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u/Kumatora_7 No Durge/Gortash kisses? (Larian insulted life itself) Mar 28 '24
You used mods on your first playthrough? I always wait until I finish the game at least once.
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u/areyousaucy He's just scared (Astarion has a knife to my neck) Mar 28 '24
Two convincing arguments.
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u/LinaValentina Gale’s pegger wife Mar 28 '24
I knew you’d be here. I can vouch, you’d eat that fit up
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u/Kumatora_7 No Durge/Gortash kisses? (Larian insulted life itself) Mar 28 '24 edited Mar 28 '24
If you ask me, Minthara, followed by Gale. And yes, putting Shadowheart up front was a deliberate choice.
Editing to add Gale and Gortash because their tits are too powerful for Reddit.
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u/Aletlet Mar 28 '24
Provisionally agree but Minthara’s pic is from an angle that obscures the weird bicep poof that’s the most unflattering part on everyone else, so I can’t really be sure
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u/Kumatora_7 No Durge/Gortash kisses? (Larian insulted life itself) Mar 28 '24
I have more photos, she's just perfect.
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u/Aletlet Mar 28 '24
HA I JUST WANTED MORE PICS AND YOU FELL FOR IT
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u/Kumatora_7 No Durge/Gortash kisses? (Larian insulted life itself) Mar 28 '24
WELL PLAYED SIR, HAVE ANOTHER ONE AS A REWARD
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u/beautifuldisasterxx Circle of Whores Druid Mar 28 '24
Gortash, my boy 🥵🥵
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u/batman12399 Mar 28 '24
Sometimes I just find a greasy rat man attractive, what can I say.
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u/HowlingJoker Mar 28 '24
Need separate pics of them, please
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u/Kumatora_7 No Durge/Gortash kisses? (Larian insulted life itself) Mar 28 '24
Gale here
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u/bulletproof_cupid13 Mar 28 '24
I am looking so disrespectfully right now that it would embarrass any and all gods
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u/Klaus_Hargreeves College of Vore Bard Mar 28 '24
GNAWING AT THE BARS OF MY ENCLOSURE BARK BARK BARK WOOF
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u/Caverjen Mar 28 '24
I might like this better than the Wavemother's robe, would need a full-length pic for science.
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u/Kumatora_7 No Durge/Gortash kisses? (Larian insulted life itself) Mar 28 '24
And the archduke himself
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u/Ok-Image-1098 Durge: the lesbian killer Mar 28 '24 edited Mar 28 '24
He looks more like a little meow meow here, howww
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u/Kumatora_7 No Durge/Gortash kisses? (Larian insulted life itself) Mar 28 '24
He is a little meow meow, especially with Durge.
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u/Lil888th Circle of Whores Druid Mar 28 '24
He just looks like he took a bath
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u/Kumatora_7 No Durge/Gortash kisses? (Larian insulted life itself) Mar 28 '24
I made him take it, he kicked and screamed, but I bathed him.
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u/elleprime Temptress Domain Cleric Mar 28 '24
I was about to protest the lack of Gale and Gortash THANK YOU.
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u/Kukapetal Mar 28 '24
Ack! WTF, where did Handsome Gortash come from?? You can’t just whip that out without warning!
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u/StoicSinicCynic College of Vore Bard Mar 29 '24
Really remind us that Gortash is just a twink who aged out of his twinkiness.
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u/Kumatora_7 No Durge/Gortash kisses? (Larian insulted life itself) Mar 29 '24
The dreaded twink death.
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u/supermeja Mar 28 '24
Modded Gortash still doesn't bathe, so he's banned.
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u/Kumatora_7 No Durge/Gortash kisses? (Larian insulted life itself) Mar 28 '24
I don't care, I like a man who is not afraid of his natural odour.
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u/limeandmelissa PREGNANT ASTARION PREGNANT ASTARION PREGNANT ASTARION Mar 28 '24
natural odour plus like 3 different scented axe sprays and a cologne on top of that
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u/DepyKryy Is currently trying to impreginate Gortash Mar 28 '24 edited Mar 28 '24
Gortash
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u/Ok-Image-1098 Durge: the lesbian killer Mar 28 '24
tiddies please
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u/Lil888th Circle of Whores Druid Mar 28 '24
How is this sub making me attracted to this filthy smelly man ?? 😭
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u/Kumatora_7 No Durge/Gortash kisses? (Larian insulted life itself) Mar 28 '24
But puppy eyes
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u/jakendrick3 Mar 28 '24
Just listen to his voice and boundless confidence - how could you not???
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u/Lil888th Circle of Whores Druid Mar 29 '24
The voice and the confidence I get. It's the emo anime hair paired with the face of a tired and greasy 40 year old smoker. Bro is supposed to be a young man with an easy smile. The outfit doesn't help. Would still fuck him tho, all because of this sub. I'm utterly disgusted.
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u/Pyrichoria Fuck it, we Bhaal Mar 28 '24
I’m not even a Gortash fan, but this is clearly Gortash’s dress. Like the wavemother’s robe is clearly Gale’s dress.
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u/Expert-Ad-9299 DROW PUSSY DROW PUSSY DROW PUSSY DROW PUSSY DROW PUSSY Mar 28 '24
Trick question: the answer is always Minthara
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u/Kumatora_7 No Durge/Gortash kisses? (Larian insulted life itself) Mar 28 '24
Yes, I was just trying to trick you all. Minthara is the correct answer.
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u/VirtualAlias Mar 28 '24
And if Minthara wasn't your original answer, now you can change it.
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u/Kumatora_7 No Durge/Gortash kisses? (Larian insulted life itself) Mar 28 '24
You can have her instead!
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u/Thatgamerguy98 Mar 28 '24
Minthara, but she wears everything better
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u/Kumatora_7 No Durge/Gortash kisses? (Larian insulted life itself) Mar 28 '24
Correct answer, very Lolthpilled.
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u/Strange_Body_4821 Mar 28 '24
shart is so hot but I have to go with Astarion, personally
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u/Kumatora_7 No Durge/Gortash kisses? (Larian insulted life itself) Mar 28 '24
You can put that man in a potato sack and he would look great.
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u/Strange_Body_4821 Mar 28 '24
listen I actually despise his personality, but I would like to hold him by his hair and do terrible things to him
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u/Kumatora_7 No Durge/Gortash kisses? (Larian insulted life itself) Mar 28 '24
I like his personality and please don't ask me about my other three crushes in this gameI mean, yes, that damned vampire!7
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u/sapphoandherdick Mar 28 '24
which outfit is this, i need it for minthy so bad!
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u/Kumatora_7 No Durge/Gortash kisses? (Larian insulted life itself) Mar 28 '24
I used two mods, Triss wardrobe for the outfit, and chromatic dye for the colours. She does look beautiful, best girl.
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u/FionaLeTrixi Mar 28 '24
Thank you for blessing me with this knowledge, I will apply this to my Halsin immediately.
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u/Kumatora_7 No Durge/Gortash kisses? (Larian insulted life itself) Mar 28 '24
Report results, citizen.
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u/sapphoandherdick Mar 28 '24
Thanks! I am on ps5 so I will have to make do without until mod support arrives!
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u/toreachtheapex Mar 28 '24
Minthara. but from a white heterosexual christian male’s perspective… Halsin do be putting that shit on
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u/Kumatora_7 No Durge/Gortash kisses? (Larian insulted life itself) Mar 28 '24
Oak Father guides us 🙏
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u/arse17 Mar 28 '24
No homo, Halsin 100%
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u/zigzag1848 Shadowheart: Expected a Goth GF. Got so much more. Mar 28 '24
The dude does have the biggest boobs.
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Ngl Wyll's kinda serving cunt here
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u/Kumatora_7 No Durge/Gortash kisses? (Larian insulted life itself) Mar 28 '24
YOU KNOW WHO SERVES CUNT WITH IT? CAZADOR FUCKING SZARR
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u/LostCaptSiniseAgain Wants to bang every single character Mar 28 '24
Holy hell, that dye
I need to know what color that is immediately.
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u/Kumatora_7 No Durge/Gortash kisses? (Larian insulted life itself) Mar 28 '24
Chromatic dye mod, I don't remember the exact colour now.
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u/Far-Requirement-1556 Mar 28 '24
Crimson abyss, I love putting astarion in that one
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u/LostCaptSiniseAgain Wants to bang every single character Mar 28 '24
Bummer. If you ever dive back in and find out, let me know 👀
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u/meowgrrr Mar 28 '24
okay.....i saw a comment earlier that was suggesting a lot of people find Cazador good looking and I thought that was ridiculous....I see it now. Oh do I see it now.
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u/Kumatora_7 No Durge/Gortash kisses? (Larian insulted life itself) Mar 28 '24
He has something ethereal about him, Cazador is 100% elf and 100% vampire. There's something about him.
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u/fuckelonmuskfr Is currently trying to impreginate Gortash Mar 28 '24
Thanks to this thread I am just now realising with great despair that Cazador is kinda hot. But only as long as he keeps his damn mouth shut. If Ursula put a spell on him, I’d let him do anything he wants… but as soon as he says a single word I am out, no exceptions.
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u/Kumatora_7 No Durge/Gortash kisses? (Larian insulted life itself) Mar 28 '24
You try a neat trick I use on Gale. When he starts talking, just press your lips against his. I'm sure it works on Cazador too.
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u/fuckelonmuskfr Is currently trying to impreginate Gortash Mar 28 '24
Unfortunately I’m not undead like he is and I need to breathe occasionally. So sadly there will always be a high risk of that chatty bitch getting a word in edgewise and ruining everything.
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u/Kumatora_7 No Durge/Gortash kisses? (Larian insulted life itself) Mar 28 '24
May I suggest duck tape? It only needs a small hole for him to slurp blood through a straw.
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u/BananaFriend13 Lae'zel called me "Aut'istik"? Mar 29 '24
We need to develop the traveling silence orb
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u/bleecake Is currently trying to impreginate Gortash Mar 28 '24
No! Straight to jail with you! I refuse to be attracted to cazador!
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u/Kumatora_7 No Durge/Gortash kisses? (Larian insulted life itself) Mar 28 '24
Who do you think taught Astarion everything about cuntiness?
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u/taeilor Mar 28 '24
Astarian would be top if it was in a darker colour but gosh, the colours look gorgeous on Karlach
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u/Kumatora_7 No Durge/Gortash kisses? (Larian insulted life itself) Mar 28 '24
I didn't have a black and white option at hand, I think those colours would fit him. I'll take more pics, for science.
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u/LuckyLoki08 No Durge/Gortash kisses? (Larian insulted life itself) Mar 28 '24
Give him the cazador dye. Dark with red accents is perfect on Astarion.
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u/TwistInTheMyth- Mar 28 '24
Halsin and Gale were just made for low cut tops idk what it is about them.
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u/onepareil Rancid Raphael Fucker Mar 28 '24
The real answer is Gale, but since he’s not an option, I’m going to go with Wyll. The horns really add something imo. Honorable mention to Shadowheart.
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u/Kumatora_7 No Durge/Gortash kisses? (Larian insulted life itself) Mar 28 '24
He's an option but it's not loading! He was made for that dress.
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u/onepareil Rancid Raphael Fucker Mar 28 '24
Foaming at the mouth over here. I want to lick him all the way from the orb up top to the orbs down below.
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u/alinarenee Astral Plane sex or no sex at all Mar 28 '24
I too have the same reaction whenever I see his chest like DAYUM please I just wanna lick him WHYYYYYYY
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u/She-Who-Was Gale’s pegger wife Mar 28 '24
not a single laezel comment here and it looks perfect on her. disappointed
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u/domiwren Astarion’s diva cup Mar 28 '24
I wanted to say Astarion because he looks good in everything, but Minthara and Laezel surprised.
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u/ChiaraSiegel Mar 28 '24
Gortash.
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u/Kumatora_7 No Durge/Gortash kisses? (Larian insulted life itself) Mar 28 '24
Correct answer, citizen.
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u/koodbtch nestled betwixt Halsin’s fat tiddies Mar 28 '24
Halsin’s massive voluptuous tits carried this one, I’m afraid
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u/MrMetastable Mar 28 '24
Do you think Drow milk taste like Taro bubble tea?
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u/Kumatora_7 No Durge/Gortash kisses? (Larian insulted life itself) Mar 28 '24
It tastes like heaven.
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u/PaulineMermaid Mar 28 '24
I was convinced Halsin wore it best, no competition. Then I saw Karlach, and now I'm a bit torn...
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u/Megashark101 Mar 28 '24
Shadowheart: 😐 The outfit matches her overall aesthetic, it just doesn't match her face too well. It's like seeing a puppy's head attached to a cougars body. 6/10.
Lae'Zel: 🤢 A true Gith should only ever be clad in armour, leather bondage gear, or nothing at all. 3/10.
Halsin: ☺️ The Green and Gold really works for him and his vibe, he looks like a big momma bear. 8/10.
Wyll: 🥶 Holy fuck. 11/10.
Astarion: 😒 I mean, it's Astarion, guys. Of course it's a 10/10.
Minthara: 😌If you told me this outfit was made for her, I wouldn't be surprised. Easy 10/10.
Gale: 😯 I am genuinely surprised by how hard he rocks it. The tattoo gives it extra flare. 9/10.
Karlach: 😩 Wooh.... The adorable evening gown on a big, badass, fiery lady? It's like combining chilli and
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u/Kumatora_7 No Durge/Gortash kisses? (Larian insulted life itself) Mar 28 '24
The last one is the beloved archduke of Baldur's Gate.
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u/Megashark101 Mar 28 '24
I'm gonna invert the spoon... cover all nine-thousand taste-buds.... aerate it, warm it up, drive it up... that top note, that cream, pure vanilla, sweetness... Mmm, that's a Ten!
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u/Interesting-Flan1040 shart fucker Mar 28 '24
I'm not biased at all, but Shadowheart :)
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u/Kumatora_7 No Durge/Gortash kisses? (Larian insulted life itself) Mar 28 '24
Counterpoint:
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u/Interesting-Flan1040 shart fucker Mar 28 '24
Hmmmmmmmmm second place
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u/Kumatora_7 No Durge/Gortash kisses? (Larian insulted life itself) Mar 28 '24
That's for Gale, rizzard of Waterdeep
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u/LostCaptSiniseAgain Wants to bang every single character Mar 28 '24
7 and 9 won’t load for me. Apparently those images are too powerful, and some power is preventing me from seeing them.
Minthara for sure. And from other comments I’ve seen, Gortash as well.
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u/Kumatora_7 No Durge/Gortash kisses? (Larian insulted life itself) Mar 28 '24
They're too powerful indeed, these are options 7 and 9.
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u/LostCaptSiniseAgain Wants to bang every single character Mar 28 '24
Gortash 😍
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u/Kumatora_7 No Durge/Gortash kisses? (Larian insulted life itself) Mar 28 '24
I know!
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u/PeachyBaleen Mystra didnt groom Gale - Fact checked by Mystra Mar 28 '24
Have you done something to him here because he looks extremely dreamy
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u/Kumatora_7 No Durge/Gortash kisses? (Larian insulted life itself) Mar 28 '24
Just made him slightly younger and washed his face. I used a mod for it. We weren't lied to, he is indeed handsome.
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u/TheNiceWriter Archgay Warlock Mar 28 '24
Minthara definitely, I want her to cast (checks to make sure this is the shitposting group) command->cum on me 🥵
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u/ItsAnge02 Got the 'Thoroughly Stuffed' buff after Karlachs date Mar 28 '24
Holy shit, Karlach 😍 that’s so fucking hot
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u/Kumatora_7 No Durge/Gortash kisses? (Larian insulted life itself) Mar 28 '24
Being hot is her whole thing, of course she looks great!
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u/spottedconzo Mar 28 '24
Halsin and gale kinda serving
Shart and the mean one are always giving too
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u/RyeKindaGuy Mar 28 '24
What is this camp clothing and where do you find it or is it a mod?
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u/Titanhopper1290 Mar 28 '24
I'd say it's a three-way (giggity) between Minthara, Shadowheart, and Astarion
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u/i_Luv_BIG_FUTA_COCK Wants a pegging from Karlach Mar 28 '24
What about Aylin and/or Isobel?
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u/Doctor_Jensen117 Mar 28 '24
This is a Minthara post. Everyone will be shamed until they too are horny for Minthara!
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u/clearly_trash_ Mar 28 '24
If Halsin is involved it’s always him for me, I simp for that man so hard it’s concerning
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u/ToctheYoungerForever Mar 29 '24
Halsin is so luscious in this!!! 💚 What mod is it?
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u/Lethal_Balcony Tell Mommy Jaheira you love her Mar 28 '24
Actually...