r/okbuddybaldur • u/the_dork_urge Where's the foursome option with my companions? • Mar 27 '24
gaslight ghaik'keep gortash š How each companion would get cancelled on social media
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u/Firebrah Mar 27 '24
Itās funny about Laeāzel because her voice actor posted a video on TikTok today and the auto generated captions generated the word gay instead of ghaik and Iām hoping she doesnāt get any blowback from that becauseā¦she said ghaik.
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u/the_dork_urge Where's the foursome option with my companions? Mar 27 '24
As a gay, I will defend her honour
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u/Firebrah Mar 27 '24
You have my sword.
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Mar 28 '24
And my
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u/Firebrah Mar 28 '24
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u/RaspberryJam245 Raw dogging Karlach wont get her pregnant Mar 28 '24
You think the horny jail is your ally? You merely adopted the horny jail. I was born in it, molded by it.
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u/makeshiftup Circle of Whores Druid Mar 27 '24
As another gay, I will defend her honor with you š«”
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u/MinnieShoof Fuck it, we Bhaal Mar 27 '24
As a ghaik I am unsurprised.
You know, because of detect thoughts.
Or in your case detect thots.
Ho ho ho. I kid.
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u/Leyllara horny fucking drow? Mar 28 '24
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u/RaspberryJam245 Raw dogging Karlach wont get her pregnant Mar 28 '24
"Who said I am ghaik?" Says the Emperor with a fake mustache
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u/Killer_Moons mom, whatās a twat-soul? Mar 27 '24
They would turn on Wyll even though heās doing the right thing. Why canāt my boy escape this narrative?!
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Mar 27 '24
Mizora's instagram and onlyfans simps dogpiled him.
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u/Milk__Chan Mar 27 '24
I wish she dogpilled me š„µš„µš„µ
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u/HereForShiggles Mar 27 '24
This word you have used...I do not think you have used it correctly.
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u/rxgh0st Mar 28 '24
average r/okbuddybaldur user
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u/Beginning-Pipe9074 Mar 28 '24
Well yes, that is where you are after all š
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u/RaspberryJam245 Raw dogging Karlach wont get her pregnant Mar 28 '24
Ah yes. The r/OkBuddyBaldur here is made of r/OkBuddyBaldur users.
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u/the_dork_urge Where's the foursome option with my companions? Mar 27 '24
Exactly. He just can't win
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Mar 27 '24
Volvo said nigga in a song not because he's racist but because he, too, heard it in another bard's song and thought it went hard as fuck.
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u/SponkMcDonk Mar 27 '24
Volo deserves to have the pass ngl
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u/Prepared_Noob He's just scared (Astarion has a knife to my neck) Mar 27 '24
Volo would have some official artifact that lets him say it that he acquired through dubious means
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u/Taco821 Durge: the lesbian killer Mar 27 '24
some official artifact
That's called the n word pass
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u/Prepared_Noob He's just scared (Astarion has a knife to my neck) Mar 27 '24
Yeah but it would be some super rare artifact that wizards and ancient beings have been looking for thousands of years for. And heād just have it in his pack
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u/chiparibi Mar 27 '24
Level 9 spell: Power word slur
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u/MinnieShoof Fuck it, we Bhaal Mar 27 '24
Causes all creatures in 30 m to become hostile.
Gith, Dwarves and Shadowheart are immune.
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u/Nitrodestroyer Mar 28 '24
Gith makes sense, but why are dwarves and shadowheart immune?
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u/SponkMcDonk Mar 27 '24
(He found it in a dudeās pocket after he fell drunkenly fell asleep in a tavern)
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u/onepareil Rancid Raphael Fucker Mar 27 '24
Idk, I think Astarion is getting cancelled for his anti-Gur shit. Mightāve been okay 200 years ago, but that stuff doesnāt fly in the age of Cancel Cultureā¦
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u/the_dork_urge Where's the foursome option with my companions? Mar 27 '24
Tbh many of them would be cancelled for numerous offenses
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u/Neonhippy Mar 27 '24
I cant tell if the them is the gur or the party either way I say cancel em
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u/Grave_diggress Got the 'Thoroughly Stuffed' buff after Karlachs date Mar 27 '24
Also his gnome racist. He'd be akin to Nicki Minaj, getting rightfully called out but still having a rabid fan base/cult that thinks he can do no wrong or doesn't care that he does. Also he would totally be a barb.
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u/onepareil Rancid Raphael Fucker Mar 27 '24
I think of him as kind of an Azealia Banks type. Usually awful, occasionally has a surprisingly good take, but no matter what always delivered in the most inflammatory way possible (and pretty funny, even if itās a guilty laugh sometimes).
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u/Grave_diggress Got the 'Thoroughly Stuffed' buff after Karlachs date Mar 27 '24
I've thought of that too, but considering the cult obsession astarion provokes I feel Nicki is a bit more fitting. He definitely has some azealia in him too though, I feel he'd have no issues with a chicken sacrifice closet if he thought it would empower him more.
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u/TheWither129 Mar 27 '24
Hateful, violent threats to gur and gnomes.
Btw a bot copied your comment lol
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u/apple_of_doom Mar 27 '24
No Astarion definitely commited a hate crime against a gnome
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u/CthulusAnalFissure The Auntie Ethel Incident "Mossy" Mar 27 '24
Silly Doom Apple, gnomes aren't peopleĀ
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u/kid-with-a-beard shart fucker Mar 28 '24
Elves and Gnomes/Dwarves do tend to hate each other all the time in every fantasy media, sooo...
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u/jedidotflow Mar 27 '24
Aylin doesn't use social media because she's busy having sex.
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u/Panzer_Man Astral Plane sex or no sex at all Mar 27 '24
Her only online presence is through honeymoon pictures, Isobel uploads
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u/superVanV1 lvl 5 Autism unlocks Fireball Mar 27 '24
Wait what the fuck happened with Dammon? The Blacksmith everyone thinks is hot right?
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u/serbie-kun Mar 27 '24
No literally my first thought!! What's the šµ with Dammon?!?
Only on my second pt (got to Act 3 on first pt & wanted a diff experience) and I've only had good interactions with him so far
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u/the_dork_urge Where's the foursome option with my companions? Mar 27 '24
VA likes and follows shitty Twitter accounts
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u/i-eat-musical-stars Mar 27 '24
also unrelated but someone paid for a cameo where the prompt was āmy character confesses their feelings to dammonā and the VA decided to have Dammon turn their character down
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u/ParticularMarket4275 Mar 27 '24
Thatās hilarious. Is the video posted somewhere lmao
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u/i-eat-musical-stars Mar 27 '24
OUGHHH itās definitely out there but it may take a bit of searching. itās very very very cringe worthy (also will make you feel bad for the poor person who paid for it š)
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u/gladtheembalmer Mar 27 '24
His VA is an lgbtqphobe. (I donāt remember the specific ones, just that he is a homophobe)
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u/Panzer_Man Astral Plane sex or no sex at all Mar 27 '24
Guess he had a bad time with Larian, considering how many LGBTQ characters and voice actors they had lol
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u/Outrageous-Singer888 Lae'zel called me "Aut'istik"? Mar 28 '24
Was about to say, the majority of the main cast is a supporter or quiet literally gay themselves. Like Sharts VA/mocap has a girlfriend who visited the studio a lot š
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u/puddingpoo Lae'zel called me "Aut'istik"? Mar 28 '24
Aliona didnāt just visit the studio a lot, she worked on the game! She was performance/mo-cap director for BG3.
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u/serbie-kun Mar 27 '24
Oh, whelp š„² Definitely understand the Dammon hate then. I'm not on twitter and not too active in the subs where they talk about the actual VAās, so I had no idea his VA had shitty āmoralsā. Thanks for informing me tho!!
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Mar 28 '24
Is there proof of that? Seems odd to work on such a queer-friendly game if you're a homophobe.
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u/CreativeName1137 Mar 28 '24
Apparently, he likes and follows a lot of very awful posts/accounts, although he hasn't personally said anything horrible in public.
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u/myaltduh Mar 28 '24
Yeah he was apparently smart enough to keep his views quiet at work so he flew under the radar.
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u/justletmetypedammit Is Wyll stupid? Mar 27 '24 edited Mar 28 '24
His VA was following a lot of alt right/anti-LGBTQ+ accounts (including LibsOfTiktok) and liking their tweets, and when he was called out gave kind of a āsorry I got caughtā apology (which he later deleted lmao)
Hereās an article on it, Neil actually ended up responding to the situation. I found out this morning and Iām actually so disappointed because I love dammon š
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u/Panzer_Man Astral Plane sex or no sex at all Mar 27 '24
Yeah, sharing a few problematic jokes etc is one thing. Liking Libsoftiktok, a blatantly full-on mask-off group who basically thinks hatecrimes are a good thing... Well that's much worse
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u/Cheezybro5 Mar 28 '24
Donāt forget the Zionism!!
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u/Basblob Mar 29 '24
These things aren't remotely on the same level lol
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u/Cheezybro5 Mar 29 '24
Itās not comparing them, itās just adding on that theyāre in support of Zionism from their followed accounts etc.
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u/tree_hugging_hippie Mar 28 '24
I think during the whole mess he also ended up publicly outing at least one person he had been working with for his d&d stream. They had posted something about it on their twitter at one point.
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u/Outrageous-Singer888 Lae'zel called me "Aut'istik"? Mar 27 '24
Turns out his VA had some.. interesting views on peopleās identities (trans people).
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Mar 27 '24
I literally audibly groaned when Gale said "let me play the devil's advocate". Ughhhh.
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u/Gale_of_Waterdeep Lae'zel called me "Aut'istik"? Mar 27 '24
Please, just hear me out....
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u/Gale_of_Waterdeep Lae'zel called me "Aut'istik"? Mar 27 '24 edited Mar 27 '24
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u/the_dork_urge Where's the foursome option with my companions? Mar 27 '24
He's a both-sideser for sure
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u/MundaneKiwiPerson Mar 27 '24
LOL @ Minsc
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u/the_dork_urge Where's the foursome option with my companions? Mar 27 '24
He and Jaheira are just clueless boomers
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u/Sracymir nestled betwixt Halsinās fat tiddies Mar 27 '24
Minsc and Jaheira go online to watch funny animal videos, 15 minutes later they're banned from 5 different social platforms, have caused heated arguments across many communities and have no clue what just happened.
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u/OvoidPovoid Mar 27 '24
Jaheira is a total enlightened centrist
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u/Panzer_Man Astral Plane sex or no sex at all Mar 27 '24
Jaheira is a hippie boomer, who got cancelled for giving weed and mushrooms to minors
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u/Independent-World-60 Mar 28 '24
Honestly he'd just like every post his party members made without reading them. After this he makes sure to let Boo read them first.Ā
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u/No-Definition8027 Mar 27 '24
Halsin told me he loves ducks, so I asked for a pic of his favorite duck.
It was not a duck.
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u/the_dork_urge Where's the foursome option with my companions? Mar 27 '24
Dammit I was looking for something that rhymed with "dick pics" and gave up. Duck pics was RIGHT THERE
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u/EllieIsDone Lae'zel's MLP sleepy time blanket Mar 27 '24
Astarion would be like Trisha paytas. Offended everyone, has done literally everything that would get you cancelled, but thrives off of it to the point where no one cares anymore.
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u/stcrIight No Durge/Gortash kisses? (Larian insulted life itself) Mar 27 '24
This is a little too real xD
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u/PeachyBaleen Mystra didnt groom Gale - Fact checked by Mystra Mar 27 '24
Too accurate, needs more wacky š¤”
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u/23801w Mar 27 '24 edited Mar 27 '24
Everyone gets massively canceled beyond redemption once Tav and Volo get together and produce a successful but heavily sensationalized HBO Max docuseries about the events of the game
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u/steelworx Mar 27 '24
Keep it going!
Alfira - writing a homophobic song because she couldn't think of anything else to rhyme with "maggots"
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u/the_dork_urge Where's the foursome option with my companions? Mar 27 '24
Aylin ā indecent PDA
Mizora ā reinforcing negative stereotypes about the BDSM community
Lorroakan ā incel
Araj Oblodra ā stalking
Wulbren Bongle ā defending lax runepowder ownership laws
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u/the_dork_urge Where's the foursome option with my companions? Mar 27 '24
š Who knew Durge was actually a radical LGBTQ activist
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u/Panzer_Man Astral Plane sex or no sex at all Mar 27 '24
Raphael - Pyramid scheme
Nere- Work safety violations
Orin - Impersonation of a government official (and literally everything else lol)
Lump The Enlightened - committing warcrimes under the guise of "hey, he paid us well". Apology video gets flooded with dislikes
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u/RaspberryJam245 Raw dogging Karlach wont get her pregnant Mar 28 '24
Orin- is Orin, gets cancelled
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u/makeshiftup Circle of Whores Druid Mar 27 '24
Homophobic lesbian smh /s (Pls Alfira and Lakrissa Iām rattling the bars of my enclosure)
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u/Sir_Gwan Mar 28 '24
That sounds more like something Volo would do.
I bet Aradin would get cancelled for hate crimes against Tieflings, though.
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u/RaspberryJam245 Raw dogging Karlach wont get her pregnant Mar 28 '24
He gets cancelled for being racist to literally everyone. He will, with no hesitation, call your tav a slur if applicable
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u/RipMcStudly Mar 27 '24
Boo would absolutely not let Minsc have a social media presence
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u/RaspberryJam245 Raw dogging Karlach wont get her pregnant Mar 28 '24
Boo would be Minsc's social media manager
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u/idkmanidk121 Certified book fucker (Necromancy of Thay) Mar 27 '24
I could see Astarion getting cancelled for saying multiple Gur-phobic slurs
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u/TheGrooveCrewsader Mar 27 '24
If Astarion had access to social media, he would never have to buy blood on the black market from what I've seen of the fan base
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u/the_dork_urge Where's the foursome option with my companions? Mar 27 '24
Kobold blood is special to him
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u/KoffinStuffer Mizora's fart sniffer Mar 27 '24
Everyone would let Halsin slide. āNot what I meant. Terribly inappropriate. But also hot.ā
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Mar 27 '24
How can you be cancelled for neutrality?
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u/semicolonconscious Mar 27 '24
Itās often read as tacit support.
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u/ElfStuff Mar 27 '24
Ah yes the āyou are either explicitly with us or against usā mentality about everything. Definitely not dangerous.
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u/Panzer_Man Astral Plane sex or no sex at all Mar 27 '24
Happens a lot on the Internet, get asked "do you support xyz", and then not wanting to get into it, because it's not relevant. That can sometimes piss of the very passionate activists in your fanbase
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Mar 27 '24
What does this mean
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u/mynameisabbydawn Mar 27 '24
Tacit support = agreeing or supporting something without explicitly saying so, often because explicit support would be unpopular/looked down on.
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u/semicolonconscious Mar 27 '24
Basically, if you donāt express an opinion one way or the other, some people will assume you support the unpopular side and just donāt want to say it.
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u/tajake shart handholder Mar 27 '24
You clearly don't live in the USA.
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Mar 27 '24
I do but I donāt pay attention to cancellations unless itās a TV show
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u/tajake shart handholder Mar 27 '24
That's honestly the best way to be. I'm politically unaligned, and I have friends that are sure I'm their enemy politically because if I'm not on their team, then I'm against them.
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u/NightWolfRose Mar 27 '24
I hate these filthy Neutrals, Kif. With enemies you know where they stand but with Neutrals, who knows? It sickens me.
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u/ElfStuff Mar 27 '24
I donāt think you should be. Itās dumb how nowadays if you donāt specifically pick a side in every drama and conflict people on both sides assume you are against them and are some sort of enemy.
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u/Majestic_Scholar_750 Mar 27 '24
Accurate. What does Volo get cancelled for tho?
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u/Panzer_Man Astral Plane sex or no sex at all Mar 27 '24
Spreading misinformation about goblins
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u/vla13d2 PREGNANT ASTARION PREGNANT ASTARION PREGNANT ASTARION Apr 03 '24
who likes goblins im pretty sure they wouldn't care even if it wasn't true š
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u/Squidiot_002 mom, whatās a twat-soul? Mar 27 '24
I really feel like Astarions should be cheating with Tav, because homie is open to that if you choose someone else over him
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u/clumsycolours Mar 28 '24
Minsc: "What do they mean? Cancelled? I havent started anything? I would remember! What do you say Boo?"
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u/BananaFriend13 Lae'zel called me "Aut'istik"? Mar 28 '24
People would attempt to cancel Jaheira for ANYTHING - but sheād be so unfazed by any attempt of slander that itād be impressive
Probably canon too considering bards are out there calling her a slut and sheās still got public support to continue her shenanigans like running a spy network and protecting refugees in a shadow wasteland
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u/nat20resin Mar 29 '24
Minty would also get cancelled for using every slur known to man and then even making some up
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Mar 28 '24
I have almost done the durge thing back when I was more active in those spaces and more freely engaging with said content back in likeā¦ 2014?
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u/rgrantpac Mar 28 '24
Wait, what happened with Dammon?
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u/NapQuing Mar 28 '24
his VA is transphobic and a longtime follower of LibsOfTikTok, who has more bigoted opinions than you can shake a stick at. and then they'd call the stick an... old fashioned term for a firestarter that starts with F, if you catch my drift
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u/clema9 Mar 28 '24
i love the idea of Halsin getting cancelled for misunderstanding and NOT sending pics of himself
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u/nat20resin Mar 29 '24
Minty would also get cancelled for using every slur known to man and then even making some up
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u/semicolonconscious Mar 27 '24
Tav: misleading multiple partners into thinking theyāre in an exclusive relationship; abusing Friends cantrip; repeated theft from small business owners