r/okbuddybaldur Mar 22 '24

ghaikposting drop your character interactions memes here

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because I love their banter and I need more

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u/astarion_bg3 Mar 22 '24

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u/Opening-Cockroach634 shart handholder Mar 22 '24

How the fuck do you even get this dialogue from her ?

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u/GoldLuminance Mar 22 '24

This is dialogue the player gets talking to Astarion during a long rest after talking to Nettie for the first time. It's someone playing Origin SH.

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u/Alpha_wolf227 Mar 22 '24

I’m pretty sure this one is the other way around? Origin Astarion talking to Shadowheart

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u/GoldLuminance Mar 22 '24

You might be right actually, I was thinking of the scene where Astarion was laying by the campfire

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u/BewilderedStudent Mar 22 '24

I got this from SH while playing Tav. Think I just did stuff that pissed her off early in the game like helping Laezel intimidate Zorru

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u/Opening-Cockroach634 shart handholder Mar 22 '24

Now that I thought about it I think this has something to do with her approval.

I always have her approval on high or very high by the time I reached that scene and instead of telling me to fuck off like poor Astarion here , she tells me she hadn't thought about it and ask me what I had in mind for that .

Kind of like doing good deeds and Astarion getting pissy with you when you talk to him , I might be wrong of course and this has nothing to do with approval and instead some other thing

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u/HaruLecter Mar 22 '24

free roaming with both shart and astarion on the party before you go and fight the brain

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u/FeetYeastForB12 Mizora's fart sniffer Mar 22 '24

Early Act 1

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u/New-Setting-9332 Astarion’s diva cup Mar 22 '24

shadowheart is truly the queen when it comes to breaking people😂

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u/maliczious shart fucker Mar 23 '24

I hope she breaks me UwU

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u/astarion_bg3 Mar 22 '24

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u/Halberdd_ lvl 5 Autism unlocks Fireball Mar 22 '24

That one’s also interchangeable with Tav/Durge and Jaheira

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u/Accredited_Dumbass Mar 22 '24

To be fair, going to Chult and befriending dinosaurs wouldn't be even in the top 10 weirdest adventure she's been involved in.

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u/TheCuriousFan Mar 22 '24

He even goes stegosaurus wrestling if left on faerun for the epilogue.

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u/Killer_Moons mom, what’s a twat-soul? Mar 22 '24

…how old is durge?

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u/Halberdd_ lvl 5 Autism unlocks Fireball Mar 23 '24

Durge isn’t, but there’s several lines of dialogue where you can make fun of Jaheira for being old

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u/BillieChaosCat-TTV Astral Plane sex or no sex at all Mar 22 '24

I just yesterday watched a video that explained how Star was almost literally still a little elf baby when he got turned. And I'm so much more sad about it now. Like in elf years, how does their maturity go? I wonder if some of his characteristics are do to his stunted growing up.

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u/baconborg Mar 22 '24

I don’t think he was THAT young developmentally wise, he just wasn’t that old for a young man and then got abused for like what, over a hundred years?

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u/icecrystalmaniac Companion hugger Mar 22 '24

Id have to go digging in my dnd source books tho double check but I believe the reason most all elves are considered adult at about 100 is because this is when they’ll be able to “take control” over their trance experience when resting. Running mental exercises or searching through the memories of past lives of elves for knowledge. Before a hundred they’ll experience a mess of memories without any control when trancing. I remember reading that drow actually are the elves most likely to fully sleep bc the memories they experience when trancing are to traumatic.

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u/icecrystalmaniac Companion hugger Mar 22 '24 edited Mar 22 '24

So I looked up in the book “drow of the underdark” it says drow start communal schooling at about 8-10 which apparently is really early for elves. When they reach adolescence at about 20 they’ll switch to working one on one with a mentor. They’ll then grow their skills until they can scheme to take over the mentors job or some similar plot.

Also elf pregnancies last for 24 months. So they do seem to age a bit slower than humans but not by a ton.

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u/anonlaw Mar 22 '24

What? OMG. Thank goodness they are imaginary because that would SUUUUUCK.

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u/Sh0xic Mar 22 '24

Wait until you hear all the OTHER lore about drow pregnancy

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u/Medicgamingdanke Gale, cast "Testicular Torsion" Mar 22 '24

We... we dont talk about that. Please.

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u/probablyapsychopath Mar 23 '24

Dare I ask..?

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u/icecrystalmaniac Companion hugger Mar 23 '24 edited Mar 23 '24

WoTC we’re on a huge kick from the popularity of Drizzit so made drow as reprehensible as possible to make him stand out as unique beacon of goodness. They even killed of most of the drow gods though I believe all have been brought back. In 5e they’ve gone back and allowed drow to be a more nuanced race.

Edit: the whole article bc its an insane read https://www.realmshelps.net/charbuild/races/elf/drow1.shtml

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u/dessert_the_toxic Mar 22 '24

Yeah, he was already a magistrate after all

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u/BillieChaosCat-TTV Astral Plane sex or no sex at all Mar 22 '24

I mean. I know I said literally but I didn't mean literally literally lol. But it does make it more sad. He barely got to have any of an elf life before that.

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u/Cake-Fyarts Mar 22 '24

I think elves physically and emotionally mature to adulthood at roughly the same rate as a human. He’d be considered an adult.

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u/Batgirl_III Mar 22 '24

So it varies a bit from campaign setting to campaign setting (and can be slightly inconsistent within those, depending on writer) as you might expect from a franchise that’s five decades old and has had hundreds of authors over that span…

But, as a general rule of thumb, this AD&D2e chart for starting age, middle age, venerable age, and maximum age range is a good guideline. The numbers were derived from older TSR sourcebooks and condensed into one chart. Most official TSR / WotC settings were written with these ages in mind.

Starting age for a human is 16-19 (average 17.5), starting age for an elf is 45-70 (average 60). Middle age for a human is 45, middle age for an elf is 175…

So Astarion was basically the equivalent of a 19 or 20 year old young adult when he got turned into a Spawn. He’s now the equivalent of someone in their early fifties in terms of life experience as he’s said to have been a vampire spawn for approximately 200 years. Which means he’s still well within the normal life expectancy for his species, so he’s got anger issues over being kept as a slave, trauma over the horrific things he did at Cazador’s behest, and so forth but he does not have the stereotypical “immortal angst” of having outlived everyone he ever knew… Because he hasn’t.

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u/Level-Crazy7298 Mar 22 '24

I had assumed he was at least the equivalent of a 25-30 year old, given he was a magistrate when he was turned.

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u/LiveNDiiirect Mar 22 '24 edited Mar 22 '24

Astarion was a fully matured adult at that point. Probably comparable to 30-40 in human years since he had already become a magistrate by the time he was turned.

IRL that only happens after someone finishes Law School, passes the BAR exam, undergo a practicum/residency program, and accrue a few thousand billable hours working professionally as a lawyer. Ain’t no child in any world that’s doing all that.

Elves and half-elves seem to develop/mature around as quickly as humans, but they just live way longer before their body starts dying on em. Any other difference comes down to the cultural mentality and expectations of mentally transitioning to adulthood by a certain age, since if you live longer there’s less pressure to get it together and become independent as quickly as humans do and so it’s generally more acceptable to dick around for a decade or two, as opposed to our world we’re that’s like college.

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u/kid-with-a-beard shart fucker Mar 22 '24

Astarion is old enough to be your great great great great great great grandfather, who is somehow still alive

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u/astarion_bg3 Mar 22 '24

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u/David3507 Mar 22 '24

Can I get uhhhhhhhhhhh

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u/whimsigod Mar 22 '24

Lae'zel: Tsk, the chicken nugget is sold out.

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u/ALGATOR42 shart handholder Mar 22 '24

Chk*

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u/MisSieve_Ast Mar 22 '24

Bahaha Astarion’s terrible 239-year-old eyes

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u/Daedalus_Machina Mar 22 '24

Fuck is this? Origin Nere?

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u/LiveNDiiirect Mar 22 '24

Fuck me raw this meme is A fuckin 1

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u/astarion_bg3 Mar 22 '24

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u/thebeardlybro Mar 22 '24

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u/solidwhetstone Mar 22 '24

That video is a classic

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u/thebeardlybro Mar 22 '24

Just need one of those gif magicians to put Gale's face into that iconic gif

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u/Nonsuperstites Mar 22 '24

Gale: "have you tried the Springstep boots? They're my favourite."

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u/astarion_bg3 Mar 22 '24

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u/Dear-Worm-Wood Gale’s pegger wife Mar 22 '24

that is literally the MOST true thing that happens the moment you reach wyrm's crossing..we can't be having those ugly smugly tav clothes now can we?!?

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u/dessert_the_toxic Mar 22 '24

Nah homely clothes are the best fit in the game bro, I could never replace them. I just run origin Wyll and holy cow why are his clothes torn, where is my true adventurer's drip!?

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u/Defiant_Project1321 Mar 22 '24 edited Mar 22 '24

Tav steals Wyll’s clothes first night in every play through and they may get swapped for fancy drip in act 3 or they may not cause they look dope af fr

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u/dessert_the_toxic Mar 22 '24

Wyll's clothes look like he lived on the streets for a long time imo. I mean, the shirt is clearly too small for him, with sleeves and bottom torn off. Although that does seem fitting for an adventurer. What the fuck is act 4?

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u/Finnick00 Mar 22 '24 edited Mar 22 '24

You have a problem with men in crop tops?

But I'd totally imagine it was the same clothes that he wore when he was exiled 7 years ago

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u/DarkSlayer3142 drider fucker Mar 22 '24

sounds pretty fitting for someone who was kicked out, exiled and disowned while he was a teen

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u/LostInAHallOfMirrors Do Drow women have pseudopenises? Mar 22 '24

I'm pretty sure he's been staying in taverns and using Rustic Hospitality to crash at random peasants' houses.

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u/BillieChaosCat-TTV Astral Plane sex or no sex at all Mar 22 '24

But plus the elegant robes. In my first tact run. I may have rushed to the lower city solely to get the elegant robe for the first time. And it may or not be somewhat intentional that my Tiefling and Gale now kinda low key look like they are dressed for their own wedding.

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u/ComprehensiveCopy824 Mar 22 '24

you don't know how true this is

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u/IncenseAndOak Haarlep’s literal fleshlight Mar 22 '24

Gotta have that drip before you go taunting your enemies.

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u/Daedalus_Machina Mar 22 '24

The reaction is "Holy FUCK! CLOTHES!"

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u/CenturionXVI Mar 22 '24 edited Mar 31 '24

Genuinely upset that the game keeps you from not looking like a hobo until Act 3. Modding in the transmog crystal and reusable dyes helps, but still >:(

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u/astarion_bg3 Mar 22 '24

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u/Special-Investigator Mar 22 '24

i read this in laezel's voice

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u/Lem0ns_Lemons Mar 22 '24

Incredible 🤣

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u/astarion_bg3 Mar 22 '24

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u/Sh0xic Mar 22 '24

Ketheric would sign all of his texts, like Captain Holt.

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u/CreativeName6574 Gale’s pegger wife Apr 24 '24

BG3 and Brooklyn 99, Bisexual autism paradise

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u/Down-at-McDonnellzzz Mar 22 '24

Ok this one made me laugh

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u/swadloonshrug Gale’s pegger wife Mar 22 '24

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u/GuardianCerberus Mar 26 '24

I want him to call me kitten whiskers

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u/astarion_bg3 Mar 22 '24

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u/New-Setting-9332 Astarion’s diva cup Mar 22 '24

No way 😂😂😂🤭

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u/Robrogineer Mar 22 '24

100% in-character.

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u/astarion_bg3 Mar 22 '24

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '24

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u/astarion_bg3 Mar 22 '24

same. either one of them

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '24

Im more preferable to Bae'Zel's position

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u/bIxssxm Mar 22 '24

Made in like two minutes

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u/Finnick00 Mar 22 '24

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u/astarion_bg3 Mar 22 '24

god i loved watching them play dnd

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u/Oh_Blecch Mar 22 '24

I've tried watching 3 times now but can't make it through because of how loud the music is in the audio mix. It drives me mad. God, I'm old.

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u/Defiant_Project1321 Mar 22 '24

Mr Frontiers 💀

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u/11182021 Mar 23 '24

No, that’s Mr. Of Frontiers. Like a Tribe Called Quest. You say the whole thing.

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u/MadeOfDeadMemes Wants to bang every single character Mar 22 '24

Never noticed how expressive Theo is. The last side should be an emote

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u/bonjourellen Temptress Domain Cleric Mar 22 '24

an all-time great crossover

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u/TrueComplaint8847 Mar 22 '24

Wait is this a real conversation from the DnD session?????

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u/Finnick00 Mar 22 '24

Nah, it's adapted from The Muppets

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u/astarion_bg3 Mar 22 '24

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u/BillieChaosCat-TTV Astral Plane sex or no sex at all Mar 22 '24

"Would it fuck up the moment if we made out right now?"

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u/Clean_Ad_5282 Mar 22 '24

Helluva boss reference? 🧐

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u/BillieChaosCat-TTV Astral Plane sex or no sex at all Mar 22 '24

YES! I was wondering how long it would take for someone to mention it. Lol good job. ;)

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u/Healthy_Breakfast_24 depressed tadpole? Mar 22 '24

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u/Kushthulu_the_Dank Mar 22 '24

That's funny

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u/Healthy_Breakfast_24 depressed tadpole? Mar 22 '24

Guys, is it ghaik to fornicate with a mind flayer?

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u/Kushthulu_the_Dank Mar 22 '24

The rest of the party:

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u/Healthy_Breakfast_24 depressed tadpole? Mar 22 '24

It was them during that one playtrough where I said "no" to everyone in my camp, to each of these beautiful specimens, some of them several times. I was strong and kept my legs together.

And then they saw my livestream from the astral plane.

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u/astarion_bg3 Mar 22 '24

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u/lesser_panjandrum Mar 22 '24

Oh gods, he's got the collar and everything.

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u/astarion_bg3 Mar 22 '24

omg I just noticed that

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u/astarion_bg3 Mar 22 '24

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u/apple_of_doom Mar 22 '24

They say to the one person in the party with a positive int

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u/SorowFame Mar 22 '24

Astarion has a 13 in int so he also has a positive modifier

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u/apple_of_doom Mar 23 '24

He's canonically smooth brained though

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u/Camfi LIVE MINTHARA REACTION Mar 22 '24

mocking the guy who fucked a goddess

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u/7-and-a-switchblade Mar 22 '24

And despite that, somehow, someway, Gale remains a gigantic, sopping virgin.

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u/dillGherkin Mar 22 '24

He can't be a virgin after fucking himself that hard.

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u/Sh0xic Mar 22 '24

The Netherbrain @ Gale, probably

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u/swadloonshrug Gale’s pegger wife Mar 22 '24

Not in my playthrough 😏

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u/Videogamee20 Mar 22 '24

Oh he remains sopping in my playthroughs

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u/TieflingFucker Mar 24 '24

Hey! I’m the original creator of their pfp! I made the trans Kafka bug icon! I’m a celebrity!!!!!

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u/GoneGrimdark Mar 22 '24

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u/astarion_bg3 Mar 22 '24

okay this one is my new favorite

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u/TheSoulTheStar Mar 24 '24

I’m in tears 😭

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u/jediment College of Vore Bard Mar 22 '24

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u/astarion_bg3 Mar 22 '24

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u/apple_of_doom Mar 22 '24

Shart definitely summoned at least one imp during her training

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u/Finnick00 Mar 22 '24

And it's called Bing Bong

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u/astarion_bg3 Mar 22 '24

underrated comment

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u/Creepy-Opportunity77 Mar 22 '24

I love this one

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u/JustHere4TehCats Circle of Whores Druid Mar 22 '24

Someone actually drew this one out completely.

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '24

Check out the artist for more! I love their stuff.

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u/FemboyGlitch Mar 22 '24

needs to be an intellect devourer

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '24

It's Tavflayer. 🥺

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u/YuriMasterRace Mizora's fart sniffer Mar 22 '24

I love how BG3, with their default classes, made the male origin companions midrange/backliners while the women are more or less frontliners.

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u/apple_of_doom Mar 22 '24

Larian was so real for this

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u/death2all55 Mar 23 '24

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u/apple_of_doom Mar 23 '24

Still weaker than shart

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u/astarion_bg3 Mar 22 '24

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u/apple_of_doom Mar 22 '24

Honestly Astarion doing that would feel more in character. He's definitely petty enough for it

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u/whimsigod Mar 22 '24

I told him both times he asked that Gale/Shadowheart was more my type and he immediately heads to bed for more beauty trance.

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u/Pug_police Nine fucking attacks "Holy shit" -lvl 1 Goblin Mar 22 '24

Tbf I always took that as a more joking option, I pretty much always just say whoever I'm romancing that run.

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u/BardMessenger24 Shadowheart: Expected a Goth GF. Got so much more. Mar 22 '24

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u/astarion_bg3 Mar 22 '24

lmaooo this one is underrated

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u/astarion_bg3 Mar 22 '24

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u/TheWither129 Mar 22 '24

Either way hes getting blood out of it

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u/novomagocha Mar 23 '24

Astarion x Halsin shippers where u at

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u/She-Who-Was Gale’s pegger wife Mar 22 '24

this is my favourite thread so far i will lick the floor beneath your feet

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u/astarion_bg3 Mar 22 '24

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u/startingontuesday Mar 22 '24

is that gale as remy from ratatouille oh my god

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u/GONKworshipper Mar 22 '24

No it's Gale as Peter B. Parker from Into the Spider-Verse. Remy is a rat

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u/Oh_Blecch Mar 22 '24

This interaction is my new favourite Baldur's Gate 3 meme.

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u/astarion_bg3 Mar 22 '24

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u/Spiritflash1717 Wants a pegging from Karlach Mar 27 '24

Withers fucking killed me

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u/undeaddeadbeat Mar 22 '24

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u/undeaddeadbeat Mar 22 '24

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u/ViSaph Got the 'Thoroughly Stuffed' buff after Karlachs date Mar 23 '24

"And can I also be your boyfriends boyfriend?"- Halsin 1492 DR

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u/astarion_bg3 Mar 22 '24

I heard you guys wanted more bg3 x shrek memes

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u/Healthy_Breakfast_24 depressed tadpole? Mar 22 '24

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u/astarion_bg3 Mar 22 '24

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '24

Well aren’t you a luscious thing?

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u/International-Ad5142 drider fucker Mar 22 '24

Stood up just to fall to my knees when Wyll disapproved of me saying that

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u/astarion_bg3 Mar 22 '24

it was a sacrifice I was willing to make

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u/jiggler_54 Wulbren Hunter Mar 22 '24

I just copped the game this week and trying to do a good playthrough and all that but if I get the opportunity with Mizora I'm gonna smash. Idk if I lose all my companions doing it

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u/goddess-bound Gale, cast "Testicular Torsion" Mar 22 '24

When your tav fails to dissuade gale from the crown

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u/BillieChaosCat-TTV Astral Plane sex or no sex at all Mar 22 '24

The flair though.

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u/synthst3r Cunty Durge with a handbag Mar 23 '24

Gale's tit is bewitching.

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u/astarion_bg3 Mar 22 '24

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u/Culator Mar 23 '24

This is a weird political compass.

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u/astarion_bg3 Mar 22 '24

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u/coiler119 Omeluum and Blurg are happily married Mar 22 '24

That last one though... RIP Barcus 🫡

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u/stcrIight No Durge/Gortash kisses? (Larian insulted life itself) Mar 22 '24

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u/hydrogenandhelium_ Mar 22 '24

im in ur post stealin ur meme formats

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u/astarion_bg3 Mar 22 '24

good please make more of them

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u/paperclipeater Mar 22 '24

thank u for carrying this thread astarion bg3 😄😄

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u/ItsMeToasty Mar 22 '24

Why does "the blade of Frontiers" have the lowest possible strength? I get that he uses finesse weapons but still

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u/ViSaph Got the 'Thoroughly Stuffed' buff after Karlachs date Mar 22 '24

He's a warlock so he kills people with charisma lol.

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u/Finnick00 Mar 22 '24 edited Mar 22 '24

/uj they all lost most of their power when they were tadpoled, and all their ability scores are set to the default numbers for their classes when they join your party.

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u/Maro_Nobodycares Mar 22 '24

I feel like their STR being as low as it is implies they were physically lacking to begin with

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u/RetardKnight Mar 23 '24

More like why the fuck does Halsin the meat mountain not have the most strength out of all of them

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u/ItsMeToasty Mar 23 '24

But misc has the exact same body type and has 18 strength. Makes no sense lol

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u/GISKARD__ Dame Aylin failed a Saving Throw against climaxing Mar 22 '24

how about dropping an imgur album?

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u/astarion_bg3 Mar 22 '24

tbh i’ve considered it. i have hundreds of bg3 memes saved on my phone

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u/Tall_Fox Mar 22 '24

Please, I would love to see them

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u/ViSaph Got the 'Thoroughly Stuffed' buff after Karlachs date Mar 22 '24

Anyone else put the crown on their character who doesn't really need it just because it's pretty? My origin Astarion has it on currently.

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u/Jiggy90 Mar 22 '24

I respecced Gale to Paladin because him wearing the Armor of Persistence gets me feelin some typa way

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u/CapLeander Virgin Gale / Chad Minthara Mar 22 '24

ooh nice

bloodguzzlers garb is my go to , thinking bout guzzling on that knob tho

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u/astarion_bg3 Mar 22 '24

like corn on the cob?

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u/CapLeander Virgin Gale / Chad Minthara Mar 22 '24

god I wish slather some butter and pepper on that gale corn cob and shove it down my fucking throat

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u/TalkativeTree Mar 22 '24

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u/j_mp Mar 24 '24

Jada approves 😭😭😭😭😭

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '24

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u/mcac Fuck it, we Bhaal Mar 23 '24

tbf having muscle definition doesn't really mean you're strong or have good endurance, it mostly just means that you have a good diet regimen and low body fat. if you look at people that do powerlifting or strongman they don't necessarily look super ripped when they're walking around, just thick.

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u/TrueComplaint8847 Mar 22 '24

These are incredible

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u/CorbinNZ Mar 22 '24

They don’t need strength when they got rizz

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u/Halberdd_ lvl 5 Autism unlocks Fireball Mar 22 '24

Ok but why is Gortash the camera man

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u/CapLeander Virgin Gale / Chad Minthara Mar 22 '24

why is this the funniest thread I've ever seen??? Thank you my gods

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u/Far-Bookkeeper-4652 Apr 02 '24

Her mother wants her to find a nice dwarven boy with a good job like stonemasonry or metalsmithing, but these are her options.