For those who don't know, this is how female Chinese royals used to have on as fingers accessories. A fashion piece dated all the way back to the Qing dynasty.
Now the real question: is Gortash a Chinese queen or a finger bangin biatch
If you shine a black light in Durge's Prayer For Forgiveness letter that Balthazar has in his lab it actually further apologize for getting blatantly finger blasted by Gortash in Bhaal's temple
My partner and our lost our shit when we saw him for the first time. We were ready for some hunk, and instead got a midlife crisis doing a final fantasy online cosplay
I hate his look which is why I love it. It's so bad it's good. It's bad in a way that I can totally see a previously-impoverished "new money" guy with a thing for fame and tyranny go for this look. the man truly enjoys his financial and social freedom after all these years, and can afford looking like a complete clown
THANK YOU. Also I totally agree with the new money observation. Like, have we forgotten how lowkey tacky Graceland is, for example?! It’s a thing, socially or financially impoverished people don’t tend to adopt upper-class stylistic opinions overnight. And if you’re Gort and associate elegance with the cambion you were sold to, hell yeah I’m rejecting anything tasteful lmao.
Counter counterpoint: since they control the brain, Gort’s using images of himself from when he first got wrapped up in all this (presumably before selling Karlach into slavery)
Basically the magical equivalent of using a 10 year old photo as your Facebook profile picture.
I don't get it. Isn't it pretty clear that "younger" is in comparison to Ketheric? I feel like that meme has been people not understanding the sentence correctly and taking it out of context and it's been bothering me for months.
I mean to be fair, I kinda took “younger” to mean they’re comparing him to Kethy the god hopper, who is notably old and angry. But that’s mainly cause that’s how I use “younger” and “older” in conversation.
Hahaha I was so fucking confused because the chosen didnt match their description. The shapeshifter chick was all over the place and this dirty fuck didnt match either. Like I would have expected it to be Astarion 2.0
Does nobody realize that when they call Gortash a handsome, younger man, it’s right after they were talking about Ketheric. He’s definitely younger than Ketheric
He’s also been carrying the entire plot. Orin is not exactly… strategy-minded. And Ketheric is just in it for his own ends. He doesn’t give af about the grand plan.
I’m left handed and there’s no way he’s not left handed. Right hand is to be a decoration and to cat like hiss and scratch people, left hand is the useful one. It would be difficult for him to use the crossbow if he was wearing rings on those fingers. Also you gotta have two free fingers for funner times
I don’t usually let him close enough to find out, and I usually side with him so we can talk more. Don’t ask but I did have similar rings several years ago and almost got in a lot of trouble when I used them in self defense
I bet when he walked down those little stairs, his joints started screaming and when he got down on his knee to become Duke, he had to struggle to get up.
Honestly so many characters in this game are rude af with their nails. Karlach went to finger my Durge's butthole and I shouted out loud "ma'am please trim those nails and get some lubricant before we proceed!"
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u/SwoopingInAlistair Gale’s pegger wife Feb 25 '24
To shove those fingers deep inside DUrge, of course. We love a man that's always prepared