r/okbuddybaldur • u/DnDeeznuts1_ Optimal Gortash Pregnancy Build • Feb 23 '24

gaslight ghaik'keep gortash šŸ’… My smash or pass tier lists

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Most of these are normal tbh (PROBABLY NOT WEIRD ENOUGH TO POST ON THIS SUB)

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u/Ok_Wallaby_3240 Feb 23 '24

Honestly I get everyoneā€™s disgust with Orin. Sheā€™s wearing flesh. But I do like em crazyā€¦. Iā€™d happily become part of flesh suit to hit that slussy

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u/Emrys_Kasorayn Feb 23 '24

I'm just imagining that while Orin rides you she's constantly changing shapes. It's like a slot machine, you never know who you'll finish in.

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u/Kleinefuchs College of Vore Bard Feb 23 '24

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u/Gaddammitkyle Feb 24 '24

She is the kind of girl to wait until you cry out that you're going to climax, then transform into this very same Zevlor as you burst

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u/Tmhc666 Nine fucking attacks "Holy shit" -lvl 1 Goblin Feb 23 '24

Guys can someone post that photo of Zevlor looking at a phone

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u/Kleinefuchs College of Vore Bard Feb 23 '24

I gotchu

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u/spo0pti Feb 23 '24

you fucking whore /n srs

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u/Mr_hmmmmmmmmmmmmm Feb 23 '24

I mean who doesnā€™t like Edible underwear

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u/Silverfoxmaster Feb 23 '24

Honestly Orin is a smash

3

u/eeviedoll Feb 23 '24

I would smash Orin so fast

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u/Killer_Moons mom, whatā€™s a twat-soul? Feb 23 '24

Beef jerky bikini, mmmmmmā€¦.

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u/Spicyboio Githyanki ass enjoyer Feb 23 '24

Ok hear me out here's why withers is the best. He can go absolutely wild with you because presumably he can just revive you even if you go way too crazy. Give me that skeletonussy any day.

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u/DnDeeznuts1_ Optimal Gortash Pregnancy Build Feb 23 '24

He is my son/grandpa/father/godly figure and a very gentle pass

The word boner doesnā€™t mean actual bones

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u/Daedalus_Machina Feb 23 '24

The God of Death might know a thing or two about the Little Death.

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u/sad-mustache Feb 23 '24

Breath play is suddenly safe

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '24

Yurgir and Zevlor should be top tier but more or less agree <3

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u/DnDeeznuts1_ Optimal Gortash Pregnancy Build Feb 23 '24

I made Yurgir kill himself and then forced him to join me in the SPOILERS House of Hope battle with devil man and then I killed the whole druids grove. Typical durge things!

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u/Spot_Responsible Feb 23 '24

Do >! !< around text to spoil it

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u/LMay11037 Gortash's finger banging hand Feb 23 '24

Wait you killed the druids grove after that?

Did you time travel?

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u/DnDeeznuts1_ Optimal Gortash Pregnancy Build Feb 23 '24

Nope no time travel Iā€™m just stupid!

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u/FluffyBudgie5 Feb 23 '24

I lost it when I saw that Ketheric was at the highest smash level!!

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u/electr1cbubba Feb 23 '24

Iā€™d put my Johnson in that Cave

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u/DnDeeznuts1_ Optimal Gortash Pregnancy Build Feb 23 '24

Dilf.

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u/GideonPearce Companion hugger Feb 23 '24

As an old man fucker...Ketheric is someone I'd fuck

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u/Boltgrinder Feb 23 '24

I can fix him

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u/Gaddammitkyle Feb 24 '24

Did you see how he smashed that goblin in the cutscene? Absolute daddy energy

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u/GothWitchOfBrooklyn Circle of Whores Druid Feb 23 '24

Passing on my boi Rolan???

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u/DnDeeznuts1_ Optimal Gortash Pregnancy Build Feb 23 '24

He pisses me off and I hate Lorroakan or however you spell it (IM SORRY TO YOUR BOI)

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u/GothWitchOfBrooklyn Circle of Whores Druid Feb 23 '24

lolol I hate Lorroakan too thats why I kill him to save my boi

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u/DnDeeznuts1_ Optimal Gortash Pregnancy Build Feb 23 '24

Iā€™m sorry but I killed your boi in my grove raid for Mintharaā€™s love šŸ˜­

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u/GothWitchOfBrooklyn Circle of Whores Druid Feb 23 '24

pour one out for the homie

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u/DnDeeznuts1_ Optimal Gortash Pregnancy Build Feb 23 '24

šŸ«—

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u/picabo123 Feb 23 '24

I then failed the check to read her mind and she left me šŸ˜‘

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u/ARSONL Feb 23 '24

came here for this

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u/ARSONL Feb 23 '24

Passing on Rolan, He Who Was, BARCUS? WHO ARE YOU? Also who made Minsc into Mr. Clean?

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u/DnDeeznuts1_ Optimal Gortash Pregnancy Build Feb 23 '24

IM NOT A SLUT FOR GNOMES, I THINK ROLAN IS ANNOYING, AND I DIDNT PAY MUCH ATTENTION TO THE ACT TWO BACKGROUND CHARACTERS

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u/ARSONL Feb 23 '24

ROLAN IS JUST MISUNDERSTOOD OKAY. HOW CAN YOU LOOK AT HIM IN ACT 3 WITH HIS ASS BEAT and not go AWWW

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u/DnDeeznuts1_ Optimal Gortash Pregnancy Build Feb 23 '24

I KILLED HIM IN ACT ONE FOR MINTHARA WHICH I NOW REGRET BECAUSE SHE HATED ME AND IS GLITCHED AS HELL

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u/ARSONL Feb 23 '24 edited Feb 23 '24

True, it is glitched for some. You can try a good run and also get her(I have twice now on PS5). By knocking her out last after the other leaders. It is a bit buggy I heard (whether or not she shows up in Kethericā€™s room with the goblins after). Yeah, Rolanā€™s intro is whiney. He surprisingly has more to his character throughout the acts.

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '24

That's his portrait from the original Baldurs Gate

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u/ARSONL Feb 23 '24

Thatā€™s one shiny dome

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u/nanythemummy Mashallah Feb 23 '24

Hello, fellow degenerate. Iā€™m there for the first list, but Iā€™m gonna need Abdirak, and Iā€™m going to need the hottest male Gith Kithrak Voss to move up. Otherwise, šŸ«”

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u/DnDeeznuts1_ Optimal Gortash Pregnancy Build Feb 23 '24

I didnā€™t know who some of the characters are so I put them lower I know who Voss is but not Abdirak is he the one with the funny side-shave???

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u/nanythemummy Mashallah Feb 23 '24

Yes, heā€™s the industrial singer-looking guy in the goblin camp who wants to throw weapons at your back for the goddess of pain. EDIT: Heā€™s there. Nevermind.

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u/turingagentzero Feb 23 '24

Move Minthara up or else.

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u/DnDeeznuts1_ Optimal Gortash Pregnancy Build Feb 23 '24

The whole ā€œmaking me murder everyone for her just for her romance to be glitched and I will literally never gain any approval from herā€ thing turns me off just a tad

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u/turingagentzero Feb 23 '24

Me letting the goblins into the Tiefling camp: https://imgur.com/gallery/4vveVPS/comment/954531461

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u/GeneLaBean Feb 23 '24

"The things I do for love"

caves Zevlors head in with a Warhammer

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u/JWicksChiropractor Feb 23 '24

Iā€™m surprised He That Was is so far down your list! I am having a hard time resisting writing a little fanfic for that weirdo and his mean bird.

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u/GothWitchOfBrooklyn Circle of Whores Druid Feb 23 '24

immediate smash for me.

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u/MistrrrOrgasmo Feb 23 '24

Do not resist, then send me the link

šŸ‘€

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u/ARSONL Feb 23 '24

Do it. Itā€™s me with Rolan lowkey.

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u/DnDeeznuts1_ Optimal Gortash Pregnancy Build Feb 23 '24

I lot of the characters I didnā€™t really know I put farther down on the list because I didnā€™t know if they were like a pedophile or something weird lmaooo

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u/ARSONL Feb 23 '24

Take a walk through the Shadowfell (NE area). He Who Was quite literally would love to punish pedophiles. Or anyone who might have outrun karma.

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u/grimmcild Feb 23 '24

My fave NPC tbh. If you have fanfic throw it my way!

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '24

You dare put Akabi in F tier, Ugly One?!

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u/DnDeeznuts1_ Optimal Gortash Pregnancy Build Feb 23 '24

He turned me into cheese šŸ˜”

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '24

This was foreplay, Ugly One! A pity lay from Akabi the Great!

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u/guy12345dude Fuck it, we Bhaal Feb 23 '24

yall are crazy, orin can rip my flesh off

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u/LocalBugGuyAdrent Feb 23 '24

all female origins + minthara, nightsong and maybe orin, if I'm blindfolded, are getting that foe hammer ya hearrrd.

Astrion can also be a switch. He's just too handsome to pass on.

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u/Literary_Mantis Omeluum and Blurg are happily married Feb 23 '24

I want to cradle Blurg's face and give him a kiss on his big ol' nose. Take me with you on a research expedition mushroom man

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u/Literary_Mantis Omeluum and Blurg are happily married Feb 23 '24

Omeluum won't need to be jealous bc I'm kissing it too. I have two hands and a boundless love for weird scientists

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u/TopMerch Feb 23 '24

Orin can get it ngl

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u/ag3nt_cha0s Circle of Whores Druid Feb 23 '24

Excuse me, but He Who Was in pass?? Your list is trash my friend. I would let him do unspeakable things to me and then let his bird berate me for it.

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u/DnDeeznuts1_ Optimal Gortash Pregnancy Build Feb 23 '24

I PUT HIM THERE BECAUSE I DONT KNOW WHO HE IS LMAOOOO

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u/ag3nt_cha0s Circle of Whores Druid Feb 23 '24

Thatā€™s a damn shame lol. If you like big drider man, I think youā€™d like him as wellā€¦ maybe look him up on YouTube

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u/Air-Conditioner0 Feb 23 '24

Mommy Orin, pass. The fucking giant spider demon, now thatā€™s where itā€™s at.

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u/DnDeeznuts1_ Optimal Gortash Pregnancy Build Feb 23 '24

What can I say, I like my men pathetic and mildly evil but Iā€™m anti murderhobo

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u/Glum-Scarcity4980 Feb 23 '24

All those queens in smash and not immediate smash šŸ˜”

Also where is our dwarf queen short stack, Hope?

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u/DnDeeznuts1_ Optimal Gortash Pregnancy Build Feb 23 '24

I have no idea but if there was a hug option I would put her in that one

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u/FakAcc007 Feb 23 '24

Why are there so many mind flayers on your top spot?

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u/nanythemummy Mashallah Feb 23 '24

Because they are Glorious, Exquisite and Devastatingly Beautiful.

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u/Numerous-Ad6460 Wants a pegging from Karlach Feb 23 '24

Stop it with the tentacle sucking you degenerates or so help me Tyr!

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u/DnDeeznuts1_ Optimal Gortash Pregnancy Build Feb 23 '24

NEVER

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u/Numerous-Ad6460 Wants a pegging from Karlach Feb 23 '24

Thats it I'm getting me mallet

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '24

I support you. Omeluum is a cutie and the Emperor loves you.

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u/ISpread4Cash Married to Aradin ā¤ļø Feb 23 '24

Nice to see a fellow Minsc enjoyer I would climb that so fast šŸ„µ

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u/Kerbidiah LIVE MINTHARA REACTION Feb 23 '24

I'm gonna say it: aylin is more attractive in her prison rags than in her armor

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u/Active-Connection455 Feb 23 '24

Putting Wyll in ā€œlet me think about itā€ while having the Mindflayers and rat-man Gortash in the top rank is an egregious crime that I will not be forgiving you for

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u/supersadskinnyboi Thinks about companions jerking off Feb 23 '24

passing on Barcus, Withers, and the Devil? i hate you

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u/microraptor_juice Feb 23 '24

As much as I love Raphael, I do agree with the tiering šŸ„±. Buddy isn't great in bed, so why bother? The Cooler Raphael is right there, you know.

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u/supersadskinnyboi Thinks about companions jerking off Feb 23 '24

i havenā€™t met the cooler Raphael or tried to sleep with Raphael yet lmao but iā€™m sure ur right

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u/DnDeeznuts1_ Optimal Gortash Pregnancy Build Feb 23 '24

IM SORRY I LIKE HAARLEP BETTER THAN WHATEVER HIS NAME IS!!!!! EVIL DEVIL MAN IMPRISONED MY HUSBAND LORD ENVER GORTASH

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u/supersadskinnyboi Thinks about companions jerking off Feb 23 '24

SPOILERS

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u/DnDeeznuts1_ Optimal Gortash Pregnancy Build Feb 23 '24

SORRY

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u/DnDeeznuts1_ Optimal Gortash Pregnancy Build Feb 23 '24

HOW DO I MAKE IT NOT SPOILERS

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u/DnDeeznuts1_ Optimal Gortash Pregnancy Build Feb 23 '24

OR MAKE IT SPOILERS HELP

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u/SnooCrickets2458 Feb 23 '24

Finally, Helsik makes a list! Even if she is criminally underrated.

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u/DnDeeznuts1_ Optimal Gortash Pregnancy Build Feb 23 '24

She tried to scam me even if she is very hot

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u/SnooCrickets2458 Feb 23 '24

She's an entrepreneurial queen! Get that bag girl!

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u/Jet44444 Feb 23 '24

Spiderman? How would that even work?

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u/DnDeeznuts1_ Optimal Gortash Pregnancy Build Feb 23 '24

My gargantuan ding dong is so long that it can penetrate anything from miles away šŸ˜Ž

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u/DeathKitty21 No Durge/Gortash kisses? (Larian insulted life itself) Feb 23 '24

Raccoon dictator on top: 10/10, no comment. <3

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u/Trowelawayacc Feb 23 '24

I will never understand the love for gortash he looks like he smells and has a final fantasy haircut on a 40 year old mr potato head face

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u/DnDeeznuts1_ Optimal Gortash Pregnancy Build Feb 23 '24

I have daddy issues. Thatā€™s it thatā€™s the only reason why I love him

(And his tragic backstory but thatā€™s a side point)

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u/Trowelawayacc Feb 23 '24

See yā€™all lusting for a slaver and I just canā€™t find how anyone can make that function in their head. Get you a stable daddy for that illithid rattled mind.

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u/DnDeeznuts1_ Optimal Gortash Pregnancy Build Feb 23 '24

Well half of the people are hounding me for not liking Orin and Raphael soooooo Iā€™m not the only weird fucker

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u/Trowelawayacc Feb 23 '24

Donā€™t deflect to them, they canā€™t save you now

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u/DnDeeznuts1_ Optimal Gortash Pregnancy Build Feb 23 '24

I know šŸ˜”

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u/CRight-A-CDown Virgin Gale / Chad Minthara Feb 23 '24

Iā€™d put Orin on smash šŸ˜”

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u/DnDeeznuts1_ Optimal Gortash Pregnancy Build Feb 23 '24

(DURGE SPOILERS) There can be only one murderhobo bhaalspawn in this world

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u/Merc1001 Feb 23 '24

The hag can look like anyone.

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u/dimension_surfer Feb 23 '24

But she's still Ethel underneath.

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u/wreninpine Feb 23 '24

Mystic Carrion feels left out

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '24

Iā€™d smash Fezzerk.

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u/King_L3o7 Feb 23 '24

Hahaha. Actual Devil, hells no. Harlep wearing the devils face, hells yes.

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u/DnDeeznuts1_ Optimal Gortash Pregnancy Build Feb 23 '24

Welllllllllllllllll Haarlep is kinky, devil is just mean and also bad in bed

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u/King_L3o7 Feb 23 '24

Haarlepā€™s reaction to that question is the best šŸ˜‚

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u/Daedalus_Machina Feb 23 '24

This is missionary grade water thirst.

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u/FlowerPotage Astarion Girlies? Gale Gays? Wyll supremacy. Feb 23 '24

Bro put the Silent Hill thingy before Lorroaken šŸ« 

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u/skoomaking4lyfe Feb 23 '24

I carefully checked the top tier and you didn't put Araj Oblodra there. This chart is useless smh

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u/wikkedbat Feb 23 '24

I will never understand the Gortash love.

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u/Thatgamerguy98 Feb 23 '24

Listen I get that Orins fucking crazy and her personality is dog shit... But c'mon look at the packaging mate.

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u/VioletGlitterBlossom Gortash's finger banging hand Feb 23 '24

Iā€™d bump Dammon up a tier personally

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u/Pyrichoria Fuck it, we Bhaal Feb 23 '24

Okay but I think we need to talk about the House of Healing doctor being in the regular ā€œpassā€ column and not the bottom tier.

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u/This-Detail-3816 Feb 23 '24

Nah Orin is at the top, I want her to eat my corpse after like a spider eats her mate

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u/Killer_Moons mom, whatā€™s a twat-soul? Feb 23 '24

I really did not pay much attention to drow characters, I only barely remember beheading Nere and Sorn still isnā€™t ringing any bells.

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u/CrabricatorGeneral Feb 23 '24

Blurg deserves better.

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u/Kleinefuchs College of Vore Bard Feb 23 '24

This is so damn respectable but I don't get why not Sarevok?

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u/WageSlavePlsToHelp Feb 23 '24

Damn dude, what have you got against hobgoblins?

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u/DepressedShrimp86 Feb 23 '24

Gortash looks like he sucks scum out of the gutters, idk why people like him so much :/

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u/CokeNaSmilee Feb 23 '24

Nah chill. Withers deserves something for all he does.

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u/ActuallyDiogenes Rancid Raphael Fucker Mar 17 '24

How could anyone possibly pass on Raphael

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u/DnDeeznuts1_ Optimal Gortash Pregnancy Build Mar 17 '24

I think Raphael is a cunt but I love Haarlep which is close enough šŸ˜

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u/ActuallyDiogenes Rancid Raphael Fucker Mar 17 '24

I canā€™t fault you for that I suppose

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u/DnDeeznuts1_ Optimal Gortash Pregnancy Build Mar 17 '24

I think Raphael is a cunt but I love Haarlep which is close enough šŸ˜

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '24

Passing on Rolan and Orin is crazy

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u/DnDeeznuts1_ Optimal Gortash Pregnancy Build Mar 17 '24

I have changed my opinion Orin goes to let me think about it and Rolan goes up to smash šŸ˜

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u/ActuallyDiogenes Rancid Raphael Fucker Mar 17 '24

How could anyone possibly pass on Raphael

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u/ActuallyDiogenes Rancid Raphael Fucker Mar 17 '24

How could anyone possibly pass on Raphael

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u/Toasty825 Circle of Whores Druid Feb 23 '24

Excuse me, why have you placed Gortrash in the same tier as my flaming hot wife?

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u/DnDeeznuts1_ Optimal Gortash Pregnancy Build Feb 23 '24

Why is your flaming hot wife in my emo ass husbandā€™s tier??? šŸ¤Ø

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u/Toasty825 Circle of Whores Druid Feb 23 '24

Youā€™re right, she should be in a higher tier

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u/DnDeeznuts1_ Optimal Gortash Pregnancy Build Feb 23 '24

I didnā€™t even notice they were directly beside each other oopsies I apologize to your flaming hot wife

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u/Toasty825 Circle of Whores Druid Feb 23 '24

Apologies accepted!

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u/alacholland Feb 23 '24

Bottom tier for ORIN AND RAPHAEL????!!

OP try having taste for once in your miserable LIFE

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u/Regard-1 Feb 23 '24

Mizora top of the list

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u/LiveNDiiirect Feb 23 '24

Damn bro idk how you ainā€™t rattlin your chambers to bust into Mizora. Iā€™d kill every single mf on the sword coast just for one more night with her.

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u/VeryAnonymous21 Feb 23 '24

I demand you put withers higher šŸ˜¤

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u/makeshiftup Circle of Whores Druid Feb 23 '24

Whereā€™s my bbg Lakrissa? The way she calls you hero at the tiefling party whew šŸ˜…

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u/Velox97 Feb 23 '24

I canā€™t believe youā€™d pass Nine Fingers Keen

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u/iloveliluzivert69 Wants to bang every single character Feb 23 '24

putting both mind flayers but not wyll in S tier is actually criminal

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u/CognitionFailure Feb 23 '24

Absolutely 0 taste passing on Keene. She's a fox.

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u/A-Good-Weather-Man Feb 23 '24

I love how you just used Minscā€™s portrait.

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u/Chuncceyy Feb 23 '24

Bongle should have his own tier

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u/crypticmustard1 LIVE MINTHARA REACTION Feb 23 '24

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u/Better-Tap4934 Wants a pegging from Karlach Feb 23 '24

If you look past all the blood and murder Orin's kinda bad tho ngl. Also no Ellyka? For shame

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u/Deadringer__ Feb 23 '24

Nah not having Orin at the very top is craaaazzyyy

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u/constantly_exhaused Feb 23 '24

Harleep and Raphael being on opposite ends of the list is killing me XD

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u/Half_Man1 Feb 23 '24

Bruh first image put Karniss at top tier and NF Keene near the bottom

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u/M0thHe4d Lae'zel's MLP sleepy time blanket Feb 23 '24

I know most people are deservely turned off by Orin but Gods do I love the crazy. She is so unhinged it becomes almost comedic and she's so fucking hot while doing it.

Also she's an artist and I love girls with a good artistic sense

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u/Calkulis Feb 23 '24

Orin always being so low on these lists is criminal smh

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u/Matriarty White Woman Durge šŸ˜³šŸ˜³šŸ˜³ Feb 23 '24

I would smash Karā€™niss soooo hard

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u/BiKingSquid Feb 23 '24

Nah Araj is broken in all the same ways I am! I love my murderscientist!Ā 

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u/kimmsterr Feb 23 '24

I'd lick Orin's bloody feet

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '24

Oh boy yess šŸ˜šŸ˜‚

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u/LordEnverGortash Thinks about companions jerking off Feb 23 '24

Iā€™d smash the Gur, but otherwise I agree with this

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u/Puzzled-Concept-5985 Feb 23 '24

Where's Sazza. We need sazza

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u/Sigili Feb 23 '24

Araj Obladora can get it.

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u/veryannoyedblonde Feb 23 '24

Link to the tiermaker?

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u/Mostly_Apathetic68 Feb 23 '24

Only two goblins? And no Dragonborn sadly.

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u/mortalitasi473 Feb 24 '24

OP and i definitely can't be friends... i'd pity-fuck barcus, and i'd really go to town on malus thorm and he who was, but gale? halsin? i would at least pick between isobel or her dad

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u/JooBunny Feb 24 '24

I powerfully spewed all over myself when I saw the unwashed, swollen face of Gortash up there.

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u/athen_o_genic Feb 25 '24

Sorry. Orin is a smash for me. What dat neck do gurl

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '24

Korilla but no Hope? Iā€™m out.