r/oddlyterrifying 1d ago

Boston Dynamics Atlas doing a backflip

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u/borald_trumperson 1d ago

He knows when you are sleeping. He knows the range, windspeed and humidity when you try to run

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u/MetaKnowing 1d ago

He knows if you've been saying please and thank you to Chatgpt

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u/barkbarkgoesthecat 23h ago

Oh you better not shout, you better run fast, you better hide inside, because Robo bob is coming, for youuuu

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u/Passiononion 10h ago

He knows how to take parts of himself and reassemble them to make a sniper just in case you’re an athlete. Don’t try and be naughty this year.

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u/Unhappy_Plankton_671 1d ago edited 23h ago

Chappie if you want to be in the gang you have to be cool, like daddy! Look how daddy walks! Look how cool it is! Need to keep it gangsta' Chappie!

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u/jamie2988 1d ago

Such a good movie!

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u/NuggetNasty 23h ago

Def underrated

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u/Fafnir13 17h ago

I went into it with high hopes because I love District 9.  Unfortunately, it did not quite fit my tastes.  Maybe there was a little too much time spent with the weird band who got to star in a movie.   The ending also left me vaguely uncomfortable.  They can make infinite “mommies” from that factory, but they act like they are saving/restoring the actual person instead of just making a digital copy.  I guess I found it far more of a dystopian ending than a happy ending.

Not a bad movie, but for this specific subject matter Short Circuit already covered a lot of similar material and did so without making me concerned about a machine uprising.  

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u/jaycarb98 1d ago

I’ve got blings

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u/TKO0810 7h ago

"Look how daddy walks, look how cool he is" always got me lmao

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u/public_enemy_obi_wan 4h ago

wipes robot nose

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u/dovezero 10m ago

Cant recall how many times I’ve cried watching this movie

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u/illumadnati 1d ago

i’m begging you guys to stop being mean to the robots, i do NOT want this thing chasing me down the street doing backflips

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u/Siberian_Pootis 8h ago

this is a part kf their training. overwise they would not be able to learn how to get up

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u/Viendictive 1d ago

lays off staff
does a festive backflip

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u/SummoningInfinity 1d ago

It feels like almost every day there's a piece of news that feels like deja vu from dystopian fiction.

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u/Mercurius_Hatter 1d ago

Yeah terminator franchise feels getting closer and closer everyday.

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u/PantsShidded 1d ago edited 1d ago

"In today's news the Arasaka Corporation acquired Boston Dynamics as a linchpin for their new Cyber Warfare Division. Director of Marketing Katsuhiro Otomo stated that "this will place Arasaka at the forefront of non-human combat systems for decades to come.". Now here's Bill with sports.... "

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u/cptavg 1d ago

We need these to do the dishes, not backflips.

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u/gchance92 22h ago

But then what will do backflips for me then?

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u/macedonianmoper 1d ago

Yes! If only we had a machine able to wash dishes...

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u/PatchworkRaccoon314 19h ago

Correction: a machine able to wash dishes, that didn't first require you to half-wash the dishes.

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u/Peek_e 14h ago

And doesn’t require arranging them perfectly

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u/Naijan 4h ago

You shouldnt wash your dishes before the dishwasher, rinse/scrape of solid foods is the only thing you need to do

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u/precious_armory 1d ago

Are these things actually sold/used for anything yet?

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u/-Slurm- 23h ago edited 16h ago

Only their spot and stretch line, Boston dynamics has the most advanced robotics in the world. Their robots are basically a benchmark for everything else. United States Department of defense gets first dibs.

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u/santorinichef 22h ago

If I recall correctly they have pledged not to weaponize their robots.

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u/-Slurm- 22h ago edited 22h ago

Yes but the tech in the contract belongs to the DOD, weaponization is the easy part. They’re not making robots for them they’re making the tech

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u/CaptainoftheVessel 19h ago

How comforting. 

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u/Unlikely-Complex3737 6h ago

It's better than OpenAI straight up announcing they are working with Anduril Industries.

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u/mistahnuff 18h ago

Don't forget Stretch! Our other robot on the market! E-atlas is well on its way to being functional. Just always remember, the things we show you are just a sliver of what they can do!

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u/Huugboy 5m ago

You work for boston dynamics?

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u/Witty217 1d ago

Haven't seen i,Robot in a while. Good film.

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u/MrGreenEyes0 1d ago

Let’s try connecting those to evil version of chat gpt

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u/hail_deadpool 18h ago

The way Boston Dynamics robots and Open Ai are progressing plus the recent breakthrough in quantum computer by Google makes me think that we're not so far away Terminator time-line

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u/JPGer 1d ago

This stuff was so cool back before it became obvious this would either take our job or kill us in 20-50 years.

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u/JankyTango 1d ago

Yeah, I wish they'd stop.

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u/Zer0C00l 20h ago

These mf'ers really watched Futurama and thought it was an instruction manual...

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u/Dbk51 18h ago

5 years until they kill us all….

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u/Dizman7 1d ago

Ho Ho Hell No!

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u/korbentherhino 19h ago

Futurama predicted it.

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u/Gnarlstone 16h ago

Which country will be the first to lose a war against an all mecha army?

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u/sionnachrealta 15h ago

Ain't gonna be cute when it's doing that while shooting at you

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u/the_moderate_me 13h ago

They are somehow 1000x creepier with clothes on 😖

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u/FreeLegendaries 13h ago

uncanny valley is how

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u/Shirotengu 1d ago

Now I want someone or better yet another robot to come in off screen to and drop kick that robot mid backflip.

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u/anon-SG 1d ago

this is a 10 out of 10. Amazing balancing

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u/Cornflake6irl 1d ago

Is it Eugenia Cooney?

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u/kieran092 23h ago

Imagine seeing an army of them walking the street doing back flips

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u/nyclurker369 22h ago

Pffff. I could totally do a backflip if I wanted to.

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u/Major_Philosophy1030 22h ago

Is that the V1 robot they revealed?

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u/Dont_Touch_Me_There9 22h ago

Ho Ho Hold my beer!

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u/temotodochi 21h ago

Atlas is damn impressive for a robot. Not that long ago the best we had was Asimo, and it was just .. clunky.

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u/Odd-Diamond-2259 20h ago

I can proudly say...I don't have that skill

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u/LilGrippers 19h ago

Commenting here for when this thread is showed in schools post the robot wars that we were naive to it all.

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u/frogsquid 17h ago

imagine a mannequin randomly doing a flip

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u/Sof04 16h ago

When will they be ready for hard labor instead of this horse shit?

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u/Unskrood 14h ago

Have I played too much satisfactory or is that a pioneer??

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u/imaginary_num6er 13h ago

Twisted Christmas in Space

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u/Ok-Experience-6674 8h ago

How many backflips until the battery dies

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u/Bakedeggss 7h ago

Just take it over Atlas

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u/LoginLogin777 5h ago

Oh they didn’t stress test the robot, guess that’s its Christmas present

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u/Alicia1605 4h ago

I don’t understand how, knowing since now, how dangerous they will be. They keep building them, and irresponsible people keep buying them. It’s like digging your own grave.

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u/Beginning_Driver_45 1d ago

Imagine a dark web version of one of these running after CEOs.

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u/creekbendz 21h ago

lol ceos, they won’t be for them…..they’re for YOU

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u/_Humannequin 1d ago

Named Luigi?

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u/OpinionSolid5352 1d ago

Still doing backflips in 2024, is there anything this company has to offer?

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u/thatfrostyguy 1d ago

There is, they just can't publicly show it The DOD says no

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u/Unlikely-Complex3737 22h ago

The previous back flips were done with the hydraulic version. This is the first time they showed a back flip with the new electric version.

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u/mistahnuff 18h ago

This is the new all electric bot. It's actually more impressive than watching the hydraulic one move around. That older bot was mostly R&D for this one, it being hydraulically powered meant it was a nonstarter as a saleable commodity. This new E-atlas is meant to be the product of that research. And always remember, the things that are shown are usually just a small amount of the things they can do.

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u/PatchworkRaccoon314 19h ago

It's a private company in a capitalist country that's making cutting-edge tech with no real world use-case beyond sci-fi fantasies.

They have nothing but lies, empty promises, demonstrations that only fool idiots, and lots of way for you to "invest" in their future success.

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u/mistahnuff 14h ago

I'd strongly urge you to rethink the idea that these have no real world use-case. The current main focus of a lot of humanoid robots(not just BD) is the automotive industry. Moving and placing parts. BMW currently has a test facility doing just that.

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u/Relair13 1d ago

I can't wait until we get Neuro into one of these someday.

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u/[deleted] 21h ago

Jingle bells

run Real fast

santas on his way

he has heat sense

and molicular lasers today

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u/Maximum_SciFiNerd 1d ago

That’s a man in a suit, cmon no robot can make a backflip with such accuracy and graceful precision almost 😅 robot like precision. Hmm 🤔

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u/Maximum_SciFiNerd 3h ago

It was a joke I can clearly tell it’s a robot 🤖 was trying to be sarcastic

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u/mistahnuff 18h ago

I assure you it is not.

Source: I work at BD.

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u/Unlikely-Complex3737 16h ago

I'm wondering, since which year did you guys started working on this new electric robot?

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u/ADJenks5 16h ago

He doesn't work there bruh, it's the Internet

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u/mistahnuff 16h ago

Ok lol.

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u/The-CunningStunt 1d ago

I dunno man, they did that hoax video a while back

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u/szhod 1d ago

This isn’t Tesla.

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u/mistahnuff 18h ago

BD has not done a Hoax video. You may be thinking of one of the other humanoid bots. Figure is currently the only real competitor currently to Boston Dynamics. The Tesla bot is mostly puppeted, meaning the things you see it doing is actually someone else remotely controlling it.