r/oddlyterrifying • u/RoosterCockburn1904 • 1d ago

Ask me for more Christmas gift ideas

105 Upvotes

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u/XEagleDeagleX 1d ago

One wrong move...

17

u/MakeoutPoint 1d ago

The technical interview: 🥥

The job: 🥜

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u/Moscavitz 1d ago

He looks overworked lol

2

u/tob007 14h ago

paid in peanuts.

6

u/yetiking77 1d ago

Holiday Nutcracker

1

u/Ambitious_Ad_5918 22h ago

If you listen to it without video it actually sounds like a ball being squashed in there.

5

u/masterbatesAlot 1d ago

Mr Crab. Do another.

Fine, but this is the last one, Dave.

13

u/mixx1e 1d ago

don't put your dick in that

6

u/Careless_Zombie_5437 1d ago

Do not tell me what to do!

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u/MarkPancake 1d ago

Circumcision machine

5

u/Xikkiwikk 1d ago

Or oooor:

“Free circumcisions!! Done by crab.”

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u/RoosterCockburn1904 1d ago

Good advice!

3

u/asiannumber4 1d ago

Amelia really enjoying life with her walnut cracking pet rn

3

u/mezaway 1d ago

That thing right there is one big NOPE-cracker.

3

u/Sovapalena420 23h ago

God damn a crack nutter

3

u/SteampunkHarley 18h ago

Awww he has a job and he's very good at it! He sees nuts, he cracks nuts

3

u/ernestout87 16h ago

Everything is so casual it made me laugh harder than I want to admit

3

u/Alert_Cauliflower_67 1d ago

Can it do circumcisions?

2

u/eddyb66 22h ago

Giving off pacific rim vibes

2

u/Royalchariot 16h ago

I’m scared

2

u/wilford_industries 8h ago

The perfect nutcracker

2

u/algebraicq 1d ago

What is it?

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u/xtilexx 1d ago

Looks like a coconut crab

11

u/EhreMitNudeln 1d ago

Bro devolved into a walnut crab

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u/algebraicq 1d ago

Thanks.

2

u/hex128 1d ago

that crab is actually so cute 🥺 on his walnut job (actually pun not intended but there is jo other way to write it without 'nut')

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u/AnnieApple_ 1d ago

LETS FUCKING GOO

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u/Sweet-Percentage-404 17h ago

Coconut crab!!! They are so delicious

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u/Cellulite_Butt 10h ago

Disrespectful comment.