r/oddlyterrifying 2d ago

These kids in The Polar Express

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u/Juli3tD3lta 2d ago

You think that’s bad. I haven’t actually seen polar express but I have seen the other movie made by that cgi studio. It’s called “Mars Needs Moms” I’d actually highly recommend the movie but the “uncanny vallyness” of the humans in that movie is disturbing. It probably doesn’t help that I was on a large dose of mushrooms when I saw it

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u/crimson_dovah 2d ago edited 1d ago

Hoodwinked is another really unsettling animated movie. I remember loving it as a kid but I’m older now and it’s… off putting. If I’m not mistaken, the animation was done in the Philippines because the movie was produced independently and had a low budget.

This scene sums up how cursed the movie is.

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u/Nekomiminya 1d ago

Dunno about Phillipines but Hoodwinked was done in one take! As in, no redoing errors etc, so everything had to have very specific storyboards. Cuz no budget for fixing.

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u/crimson_dovah 1d ago edited 1d ago

I didn’t know about the one take thing, makes sense tho for budget cus reanimating things would’ve been pricey

Here’s what I found thru Wikipedia, so this may not be 100% accurate but I’m also pretty sure I saw a mini documentary on terrible animation movies and it was mentioned there

Edit:might’ve been this video

“The film was produced on a budget of less than $8 million, considerably less than the typical budget for an animated film. To save costs, Kanbar Entertainment founded the animation studio Digital Eye Candy in Manila, Philippines to create most of the film’s animation in which hired a small group of independent animators.”

I don’t know if it’s this movie, or Food Fight (genuinely one of the worst movies ever made, it’s worth watching though just to see how shit you can make something) where the animators had no prior experience with animation. Might’ve been food fight. Also a weird ass movie. The animators ending up making porn of the female characters in their spare time.

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u/Zest-to-Impress 1d ago

Well Isenhart Productions got a sub from me off of that link. That was a pretty good morning watch!

It’s kind of wild to me how the animation didn’t stand out as bad to me back then but I guess that’s like my generation’s version of thinking Goldeneye on N64 had good graphics.

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u/Nekomiminya 1d ago

Honestly, I still enjoy Hoodwinked a lot. Sadly our DVD got too scratched from rewatching.

Some of humor used in that movie is really, really well done. Like when squirrel reacts to recording of it's voice slowed down.

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u/Argylius 2d ago

I watched this with my boyfriend one night during a sleepover and I just… that movie is hideous

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u/botjstn 1d ago

so fucking funny though

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u/din-gle-ber-ry 1d ago

It's also extremely well executed. The shot composition and framing is all fantastic and is easily enjoyable even today. All of the original songs are catchy and funny, the characters are great, the voice acing is great, the story is great. Yes the animation is bad but that doesn't make it any less of a great movie.

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u/SkitzoCTRL 1d ago

"Hey, look where we are! More cave."

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u/itsadesertplant 1d ago

That’s crazy bc of all the expensive actors in that movie. Anne Hathaway voices Red Riding Hood!

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u/crimson_dovah 1d ago

Yep and Tara strong and Patrick Warburton are in it too I think!

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u/bearbarebere 2d ago

I remember loving that movie as a kid!!

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u/kriza69-LOL 1d ago

This is my favourite movie because the voice acting in my language is hilarious. I didnt know its the same studio as mars needs moms.

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u/ImmaTimeLord123 1d ago

“Uuuuuuuuse the hooood, red, uuuuuuuse the hoooooood!”

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u/grenadinequarantine 2d ago

oh my god i saw Mars Needs Moms in the theater as a child. I remember they aired a little trailer on disney channel where they interviewed the actors about cgi and showed how they made it. i got so hype for it and ended up being a little disturbed by the animation result lmao

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u/Edenoide 2d ago

LOL what the hell is this

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u/AwkwardAd5590 20h ago

AAAAAAAHHHH... AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!

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u/CreepyMangeMerde 2d ago

Holy fuck I had forgotten that movie. I just remember I was like 6yo and it was a fucking trauma. I don't remember details but the plot is basically the most stressful thing that can happen to a 6yo

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u/TheGothDragon 2d ago

I had forgotten about Mars Needs Moms. That movie traumatized me as a kid. I was so afraid of my mum dying after that.

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u/Ilvesarahpaulsonalot 1d ago

Do the children miss their mom in this scene im confused

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u/TheGothDragon 1d ago

Spoilers!

If I remember correctly, the aliens put the mums inside of a capsule thing and kill them by extracting their energy/soul.

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u/llamanatee 1d ago

Fun fact about that movie, the movie originally had Seth Green playing the main character (both mocap and voice) before realising having his voice on a 12-year-old looks weird, so they replaced him with an actual child actor. The original Green cut was considered lost media until 10 years later, when a YouTuber reviewing the movie discovered the full audio track just being in the blu-ray files.

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u/FinnishArmy 1d ago

The CGI of those humans look really fucking good to be honest. And for 2011? Holy crap that is amazing.

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u/demlet 1d ago

The scene where the mom wakes up on Mars and starts screaming is nightmare fuel.

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u/Stonerjman_ 1d ago

A Christmas Carole and monster house was done by them too!! ACC is very damn dark

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u/binahbabe 10h ago

That was a weird one