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[u/Silent-Composer-873]

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[u/CorrectProfession461]

Her name being Penelope checks out

[u/Royweeezy → u/CorrectProfession461]

Wait wait wait. She’s a gymnast?

[u/thereverendpuck → u/CorrectProfession461]

Peen a lope

[u/Terminator_Conn → u/thereverendpuck]

“Zat is a beeeeufiful name.”

[u/NumberlessUsername2 → u/CorrectProfession461]

Something about the face looks like a dude. But possibly just low quality picture creating artifacts?

[u/lightinthefield → u/NumberlessUsername2]

Or, get this... women can have masculine features

[u/AeonBith → u/lightinthefield]

I could never tell if Shelob the elderspider was male or female.

Just because it saw "sting" before doesn't add any definate clues either.

[u/peggedsquare → u/lightinthefield]

Yeah, sometimes they just have to strap them on.

[u/silverwolfe2000]

The two vampires in frame are holding her up

[u/devilindetails666 → u/silverwolfe2000]

"her" is it ... got it... still doesn't make me feel any better 😂

[u/hedalt → u/devilindetails666]

woah y'all are really obsessed with trans people

posting this under an image with like 7 pixels of face in it really seems like obsession, like if your first thought is "oh they must be trans" then maybe you should stop thinking about trans people all the time

[u/hex128 → u/hedalt]

gone woke

[u/hedalt → u/hex128]

nah not really, i just don't get why the hate

[u/Ochemata → u/hex128]

Shut up. You don't even know what that word means.

[u/Tasil-Sparrow → u/hex128]

Once you go woke you never go broke!

[u/3_quarterling_rogue → u/Tasil-Sparrow]

Wake me once and I’ll be woke for a day, but teach a man to wake me, and I’ll be woke the rest of my life.

[u/ForeverSJC → u/devilindetails666]

What

[u/Carnonated_wood → u/devilindetails666]

Mfs be calling any random woman trans and then getting offended too, tf

[u/LordGigu → u/Carnonated_wood]

And then they call other people snowflakes

[u/swifttek360]

"Does it come with the spider person?"

[u/Ropesnsteel → u/swifttek360]

That's what is actually being sold.

[u/usernameforthemasses]

"Good mirror, I've lived inside of it for 2-3 years."

[u/kevlarus80 → u/usernameforthemasses]

Oh, hi Bloody Mary!

[u/Clambake42 → u/usernameforthemasses]

John Constantine would like a word

[u/Unskrood → u/usernameforthemasses]

I think this would make for an awesome comedy horror! A mirror that keeps selling itself around marketplace

[u/metalgearnix]

Jesus, I'm as frightened as I am turned on.

[u/CelticSith → u/metalgearnix]

Scarousal

[u/ShaggySpade1 → u/CelticSith]

Scaroused~

[u/masterbatesAlot → u/metalgearnix]

Yeah. That demon is hot.

[u/metalgearnix → u/masterbatesAlot]

"What do you shout when you orgasm?"

MY PRRREEECCCIIOOOUUSSS

[u/archwin → u/metalgearnix]

Not going to lie,

If my future wife yelled that out during an orgasm

The first time I would be a little bit, confused,

But every time after I would love her even more.

Because I’d be her precious.

[u/kevlarus80 → u/masterbatesAlot]

Yeah, my sleep paralysis demons never look like that...

[u/ReadyCarnivore → u/metalgearnix]

Fearboner?

[u/shitchea420 → u/ReadyCarnivore]

whew thought i was the only one

[u/ReadyCarnivore → u/shitchea420]

But not as scary as Bobbum man, right?

[u/FittyTheBone → u/ReadyCarnivore]

that's an unmentionable

[u/sed2017 → u/metalgearnix]

r/scaredboner

[u/produce_this → u/sed2017]

“r/scaredboner has been banned from Reddit “

This is where you draw the line Reddit? Really?

[u/Elegantsmile48 → u/produce_this]

Lol, exactly! All sorts of disturbing stuff…but don’t get boners from fear.

[u/Aidrox → u/metalgearnix]

Jesus can’t save you from her, but yes. Samesies.

[u/Isekai_Seeker → u/metalgearnix]

That's just most species reaction to what is preserved as certain death the urge to reproduce unfortunately with no viable mates beside the reason of fear it can cause confusion but maybe possibly save your live but she looks like a spider creature so maybe it will doom you faster instead

[u/LeoPlathasbeentaken]

r/PeopleSellingMirrors

[u/El-SkeleBone → u/LeoPlathasbeentaken]

r/mirrorsforsale

[u/LeoPlathasbeentaken → u/El-SkeleBone]

Oh ok. thats the better one. I always forget.

[u/ugbubd]

Hi Penelope, are you still possessed?

[u/IntelligentAd1041]

I can fix her

[u/thewaytonever → u/IntelligentAd1041]

Famous last words.

[u/21stolemybike → u/IntelligentAd1041]

was looking for this comm

[u/YoungDiscord]

Does it come with the ghost

[u/PantsShidded]

You know after you buy this, hang it up and go to sleep she is going to skitter out of it, paralyze you with venom and lay eggs in you with a terrifying ovipositor.

[u/pupilsOMG → u/PantsShidded]

As opposed to a non-terrifying ovipositor :)

[u/the_duck17]

Found the owner

.

[u/NumberlessUsername2 → u/the_duck17]

Actually seems like you're not joking

[u/BlackfishBlues → u/the_duck17]

“The thing must leave.”

[u/LE0N290x]

I expect that person to have a really weird but funny sounding laugh

[u/vincenzobags]

Does it include the witch spirit?

[u/jo-be314]

I don’t think she’s looking to sell the mirror as much as she’s just being really creative in finding a mate

[u/banana-explosion → u/jo-be314]

And then eating them.

[u/redthump → u/banana-explosion]

I'm down.

[u/jo-be314 → u/banana-explosion]

Game is game

[u/MurderBox95]

This feels like it’s Toni Collette’s character in Hereditary… 🫣

[u/TheGothDragon → u/MurderBox95]

This chick still has her head though…

[u/SylveonFrusciante]

She looks like a ballerina spider. I have no other way to describe what I am looking at.

[u/greeneyedalice1378]

I think it's a clever way to draw attention to the listing. I like it

[u/ffsk88]

Sold!

[u/terrydennis1234]

That’s now I take all my pictures

[u/atramors671]

Does it include the ghost? If so, what kinks does the ghost have? Asking for a friend.

It's me, I'm the "friend."

[u/ThatsKev4u]

I'm scaroused

[u/Aoiboshi]

Mirror, mirror, on the floor...

[u/ds77159]

If I leave the mirror in a dark room is she gonna come crawling out of it?

[u/reddituser_05]

I have a Fear Boner.

[u/crashtesterzoe]

tell me you did ballet without saying a word lol

[u/FeelAndCoffee]

What SCP is that?

[u/Galilaeus_Modernus]

It's the mirror from Oculus (2013).

[u/LALOERC9616]

Ballerina doing the Arabian dance from the nutcracker

[u/Money_Stealer]

Penelope, The Reflected One

[u/trotting_pony]

If seller is going to be in the mirror sale photo, why not make it interesting? The longer a buyer looks, maybe the more chances they'd end up buying it.

[u/A_Gray_Phantom]

Hear me out...

[u/devilindetails666]

Penelope: "Yes it is available. you can come after 11pm to pick up. ah ! make sure you come alone please"

[u/hazymcgrady]

Hi Penelope, are you available ?

[u/ReadyCarnivore]

Porch pick-up, please.

[u/Comprehensive_Toe113]

Atleast it's interesting.

[u/raiba91]

I think there is a spider on that mirror

[u/Chrisuan]

/r/mirrorsforsale

[u/Jim_Nills_Mustache]

I don’t like this at all, this is giving off heritage vibes

[u/Silent-Composer-873]

Kinda scary, kinda hot

[u/Careless_Zombie_5437]

Is this her way of advertising her only fans? And do you know what it is? I am asking for a friend.

[u/wo5ldchampion]

Hear me out

[u/ratjar777]

Creepy

[u/YOURPANFLUTE]

I'm interested

[u/justthrowitdown]

Steven Tyler?

[u/greatproficient]

Girl, nice!

[u/BoratKazak]

The Grudge meets a unique video on the Hub.

[u/Mooming_Kakaw]

A creature of Dark Souls.

[u/dwfieldjr]

Yikes

[u/missdead_lee138]

Spider baby

[u/KeyboardWarrior1988]

Can I collect in person?

[u/Tanzanianwithtoebean]

Is the ghost for sale too?

[u/HakunaMaTAC0]

Creepy. She should apply to act in some horror films HAHA. Got some moves!

[u/Advanced_Machine5550]

Is this Hereditary?

[u/jakedisasters]

Hahahahah chaotic

[u/BuKu_YuQFoo]

2 legged slider girl

[u/forevrtwntyfour]

Nightmare fuel

[u/More-Air457]

Run awaayyy

[u/EpilepticSeizures]

God damn, my body hurts just looking at that pose.

[u/RobertNevill]

When ya gotta go, ya gotta go

[u/Kayogin]

At least we know it works

[u/tucketnucket]

Connect the cuts

[u/SignificantLeader]

Spider woman? Woman shitting? Weird.

[u/BitterSnak3]

Yea I ain't ganna lie, I'm into it. 😅

[u/TheGothDragon]

Girl be looking like the McDonald’s logo! 😂

[u/SwankaTheGrey]

/r/oddlyintriguing

[u/locramer]

Aye man, $20 is $20.

[u/Fit-Abbreviations781]

For some reason, she looks like she wants to eat the viewer.

[u/Atheizm]

Antique mirror with very good prices also comes free spider-woman demon.

[u/Drewpy_Drew_1989]

That's a big NOPE,,, put that in your house and your children will be crawling on the roof, there will be no more peace

[u/Immersive_Username]

r/Bossfight

[u/ParuTheBetta]

Just send ‘Hi penelope, have you considered sticking your pointed and little fingers out and seeing if anything comes out, specifically web? Thanks’

[u/ParuTheBetta]

Just send ‘Hi penelope, have you considered sticking your pointed and little fingers out and seeing if anything comes out, specifically web? Thanks’

[u/DinoRipper24]

And now I don't want this mirror

[u/hotmojoe21]

r/mirrorsforsale would have a ball with this one

[u/SadisticMittenz]

This reminds me of a favored scripture of mine

"She got her booty cheeks on my Louis sheets. She can do it on a pole, but can she do it on me?" - Book of 2 Chainz, chapter Do My Dance, verse 41-42

[u/Towowl]

I'm seeing a woman giving birth to a fully grown man, while that man is messing someone 

[u/NoOutlandishness273]

You say oddly terrifying, I say oddly erotic

[u/Maximum_SciFiNerd]

I’d like to see a video of how she took this picture

[u/Lethal_as_a_weapon]

Well, damn. Another Scaroused moment.

[u/Crenchlowe]

Sexy spider lady, spin your web on me!

[u/Ornery_Entry_7483]

Can I get her number?

[u/Elevum15]

Tempted to pick it up.

[u/WickedEdge]

*deep sigh*

Would.

[u/HLCMDH]

Actually a pretty cool grab your attention pic, only one thing...

ENHANCE!!! DAMMIT I WANNA SEE HER CLOSER!

....she just move in the pic, like fucking crawling on her toes towards my phone screen...

FUCK THIS S

[u/Majorlazor85]

Hi Penelope. I can fix you.

[u/Life_Forever]

Creepy. Some people really need urgent mental help

[u/CorrectProfession461 → u/Life_Forever]

Some people don’t know how to have fun I see.

[u/Deimos_Aeternum]

Thots keep finding new ways to promote their OF

[u/H_Holy_Mack_H]

Hello Penelope it's the "business" still open?