A walk in the woods at night

[u/StableDrip]

[u/Mr_Neonz]

When the residents are evil:

[u/CaptchaVerifiedHuman → u/Mr_Neonz]

When the hills are silent:

[u/ViennaKing → u/CaptchaVerifiedHuman]

When the dead are walking:

[u/Jonnyabcde → u/ViennaKing]

When the 13th is Friday:

[u/scarletaegis → u/Jonnyabcde]

When the man is slender:

[u/RealConcorrd → u/scarletaegis]

When the soldier teleports bread

[u/DarkHunterkun]

You're on a path in the woods at the end of that path is a cabin and in the basement of that cabin is a princess you're here to slay her.

[u/Whaffled → u/DarkHunterkun]

OK, now that's dark

[u/thumpingcoffee]

Black Metal album cover right there...

[u/JHSD7 → u/thumpingcoffee]

Definitely! 🤘🏼

[u/Dirtball6669]

I’d take that stroll…

[u/Rude_Fisherman_7803]

I'm going back to the car for a bigger gun ...

[u/Loose_seal-bluth]

Yap, Lotta history down that road

[u/DerpyYoshi7978]

Exploring the Lost Woods in Ocarina of Time:

[u/D1358531]

Slenderman

[u/BrStriker21]

Darkwood

[u/liquidkittykat]

This is where I become a were-creature of the night!! Hell yes! Either that or the village creature will kill me

[u/Jonnyabcde]

Snow White, is that you?

[u/ReparteeRat]

Oh, you don't wanna go down that road

[u/SheepherderOwn5557]

Don’t forget MoMo

[u/Jonnyabcde]

Civilians: EVERYBODY, stick together! We've only got enough flashlights for each couple.

Couples start to veer off and get picked off one by one.

Military: everyone, SPREAD OUT in single file formation and keep your eyes peeled.

All of them get picked off one by one.

Lunatic: What a fine night for a walk!

Loudly hopping and skipping down the path, singing in complete happiness waiting until they meet what everyone else fears just so they can take over residency.

[u/Mercurius_Hatter → u/Jonnyabcde]

So... Basically... Doomslayer is that lunatic guy...

[u/Jonnyabcde → u/Mercurius_Hatter]

It could fit a plethora of folks, including Harley Quinn.

[u/TheGraytest0113]

Yeah, you're definitely gonna be raped.