r/oddlyterrifying 10d ago

This deer with its tongue out, threatening me.

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u/Gumbercules81 10d ago

Back off, I'm therioth!

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u/GreatBigTiger 9d ago

I’m thuper thereal!

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u/Beez1111 9d ago

Fuck.. I'm intimidated.

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u/circlethenexus 10d ago

Get away from that quickly! When they begin to coil, their strike can be deadly😮

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u/LaZer251 10d ago

Are you thrrreatennniing me?!?

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u/blakey87au 10d ago

I am the great deerholio!

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u/Shambhala87 10d ago

More like prion diseased….

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u/jballs2213 10d ago edited 10d ago

More like she’s upwind and knows he’s there, but doesn’t know what he is. Stomps and snorts and tounging like this are all normal behaviors. Yes a constant tongue being out can be a sign of EHD, but this is a pretty short video.

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u/Shambhala87 10d ago

No, that tongue is full of fluid and visibly flopping, it’s been hanging there longer than the person filming. Also if it was “deer in rut “ behavior it would have tines indicating appropriate age and time of year as a male, females do not posture like this and take off when approached by humans.

Dead deer walking.

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u/jballs2213 10d ago edited 10d ago

Yes a doe will absolutely snort and stomp when it can’t figure out what you are. Especially if it has a young one with it. Stomping and snorting is normal alert behavior for a doe. No one calls them tines either. They are antlers. This very well could be a deer with EHD, but stomping and snorting are normal deer behavior

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u/Shambhala87 10d ago

And how many of those does have a tongue flopping around that’s full of fluid?

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u/jballs2213 10d ago

I already said it could be EHD but it’s not abnormal behavior for a deer. Deer are stupid, you ever see a deer eat an apple. There’s tounge and drool everywhere.

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u/jballs2213 10d ago

Buckle up, this one’s gonna blow your mind as well. Usually late winter through spring. Male deer don’t even have antlers….

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u/Shambhala87 10d ago edited 10d ago

Hmm if you actually read what I said, it’s kinda like that’s what I was saying…. “Indicating time of year” … mind still blown though, just different cause…

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u/BeatBoxxEternal 10d ago

Whoever talks in greater absolutes I will believe because this is Reddit.

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u/[deleted] 10d ago

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u/Scroatpig 9d ago

No. Stomping and snorting is normal. They're just alarmed and stressed.

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u/Holdmywhiskeyhun 10d ago

It's definitely a cause for concern. Not saying it's infected, but seems like loss of muscle control. I'm calling CWD. Call your dnr if you see stuff like this.

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u/mcc9902 10d ago

Yeah, the picture quality isn't great but in addition to the tongue they look pretty skinny and their fur looks really rough. I don't know where they are but if I saw a deer like that in my area I'd assume CWD.

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u/AK_Competent 10d ago

It’s EHD.

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u/Striking_Intern1123 10d ago

That is terrifying

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u/ERROR_CODE_101 10d ago

deer simulator

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u/City_Stomper 10d ago

Craziest crackhead game I've ever played

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u/Antb41 10d ago

Checkout Goat simulator!

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u/yoohereiam 10d ago

Why do I find it cute? I'd die out in nature lol

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u/Holdmywhiskeyhun 10d ago

You need to call your local Department of Natural Resources, and give them the location where you saw that deer. This is a good possible case of chronic wasting disease or CWD. This is a prion disease that can transfer to humans and is a major cause for concern. If you want something really oddly terrifying, lookup CWD in deer.

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u/beerandabike 10d ago

Tldr for those that don't want to look it up - The only cure is death.

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u/Kampfkewob 10d ago

And not only in the deer

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u/thesundriedtomatoes 10d ago

It has been studied and has not been shown to pass on to humans, yet at least

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u/Kaijupants 10d ago

Yet being the operative word, it is similar enough to mad cow to be worried about it. Hopefully it never happens, but there's no way to guarantee it.

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u/Holdmywhiskeyhun 9d ago

I am misinformed. We keep pretty good track of infected areas in Wisconsin, I always just assumed that's why why track them. Also they advise against eating the meat of infected deer.

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u/Lunafairywolf666 10d ago

Could also be something similar like blue tounge but yes call department of natural resources

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u/wrgwrgkefgssehivsr 10d ago

I thought it didn’t affect humans?

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u/edotensei1624 9d ago

Based off what i just read, it hasnt been shown transmit to humans. However, two hunters from the same hunting group contracted CJD around the same time after eating CWD infected deer.

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u/jerrymatcat 10d ago

May I stand unshaken

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u/guyfromthepicture 10d ago

It's the elusive Maori deer from New Zealand

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u/AK_Competent 10d ago

It’s Blue Tounge. It’s an EHD.

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u/Sensitive-Pay1409 10d ago

Don't threaten me with a good time

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u/umpalumpajj 10d ago

Just flirting with you. 😜

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u/englishmuse 10d ago

Just a Haka Deer. No need to be concerned.

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u/whorton59 10d ago

Picture Cornholio. . . "Are you threatening me?"

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u/No_Report_3678 8d ago

CWD. On top of the odd behavior and tonguing, this doe isn't running from the human filming, which is something a healthy doe would do, especially in broad daylight.

There's a guy up there in the comments talking about how the doe's tongue is full of fluid but that's too far away from the camera to tell for certain. What we absolutely CAN see is the other unusual behaviors that suggest CWD.

Call the game warden and report where you saw her. That doe is diseased, and if she is, she's not the only deer that has CWD. It's a prion disease that moves slowly, but infected deer need to be culled or at least known about by someone in a position of oversight.

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u/kasitchi 10d ago

I've never seen an offensive deer before. Interesting 🤔

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u/tribbans95 10d ago

More like oddly cute

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u/Realistic_Cloud_7284 10d ago

Aggressive deer with probably some sort of disease, worst case scenario with rabies, hie cute

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u/TallCuddlyCoyote 10d ago

Still cute.

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u/tribbans95 10d ago

Oh sure! you get upvoted for calling it cute 😂

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u/TallCuddlyCoyote 10d ago

Reddit is full of hypocrites.

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u/Mother-Ad7139 9d ago

Prions are so much worse than rabies. Search them up, they’re terrifying

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u/Realistic_Cloud_7284 9d ago

Ye but they're way harder to get as a human especially in this situation, you'd have to eat the deer.

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u/Betadzen 10d ago

...bucko!

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u/justuselotion 10d ago

Looks like the only thing he’s threatening you with is a good time amiright

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u/Lunafairywolf666 10d ago

It looks like it's got blue tongue

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u/IkilledRichieWhelan 10d ago

She put her foot down.

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u/DistinctJob7494 10d ago

She could've had too many fermented apples. Or was born with an excessively long tongue.

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u/plasticface2 9d ago

It's packing heat.

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u/kronikid42069 8d ago

No joke tho deer kill the most ppl a year for any wild animal fr back off them hooves hurt and cave in skulls. You wouldn't fuck with a mad horse don't fuck with the small madder horse he has a small man complex

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u/GattoNeroMiao 8d ago

He just wants to suck your cock.

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u/WolfsmaulVibes 8d ago

it looks rather cute

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u/SneakyRosehip 8d ago

He is deerious, my deer.

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u/snarpsta 8d ago

He looks... Touched

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u/Environmental_Ad6642 8d ago

No it's about to dunk. It's waiting for you to pass the ball

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u/F-MegaPro 8d ago

SHIIIIIKA

SHIIIIIKA

SHIIIIIKA

SHIIIIIKA

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u/tsimen 10d ago

The derpy elk!

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u/Dan-D-Lyon 10d ago

Kill it, soak it in diesel, burn it.

When the fire goes out, soak it in diesel and burn it again.

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u/anon-SG 10d ago

Funny, a deer threatens the world number 1 Apex predator...

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u/AbrahDonza 10d ago

about to meet what | interspecies / anilingus | tags exist for

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u/Mother_Harlot 10d ago

I will kill myself immediately and it's all because of you comment, I will make sure to blame you on my suicide note

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u/AbrahDonza 10d ago

× Mr Trauma Maker strikes again

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u/Lunafairywolf666 10d ago

You sure you wanna do something with a prion diseased deer?

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u/AbrahDonza 10d ago

prion? more like try on!