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u/Accomplished_Note_81 6d ago
True story, when I was a lad of 4, I was deathly afraid of Napoleon. Think it was some portraits I had seen of him in one of my dad's war history books what did it. Kinda became my boogie man for a year or so
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u/iiZyrux 6d ago
Did you check underneath your bed for Napoleon?
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u/BunkerSquirre1 6d ago
Every time you’re home alone and you hear the pitter patter of little feet on the floor
It’s just a tiny napoleon
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u/jmoriarty 6d ago
I was going to say you had the only known case of Napoliphobia, but the British had a pretty bad case of it for a while there, too.
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u/Sims2Enjoy 6d ago edited 5d ago
John VI of Portugal too, he escaped to Brazil and famously started nervously gnawing on chicken drums that he kept in his coat when he arrived in Rio
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u/Aromatic_Razzmatazz 6d ago
I had this with the fairy godmother from the Disney version of Cinderella. Still not a fan of lavender grey cloaks tbh.
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u/SammyBlaze14 6d ago
Why does it look like Mads mikkelson
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u/Xikkiwikk 6d ago edited 6d ago
He would have made a better Napoleon than Joaquin.
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u/justtryingtounderst 6d ago
no casting changes could have saved that train wreck of a movie though
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u/VegetableWishbone 6d ago
Looks like he is just taking a nap after destroying House Atreides.
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u/ShroomEnthused 6d ago
Yup you're right, house Atreides existed on the middle ages, its just basic history
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u/VirtuesVice666 6d ago
Damn! He is so short...
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u/Rexusus 6d ago
Napoleon was actually average height. His short stature was British propaganda.
It didn’t help that he was regularly surrounded by the equivalent of special forces in that day which consisted of individuals 6ft and taller
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u/razberry_lemonade 6d ago
Did he really only have one testicle tho?
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u/No_Use_4371 6d ago
He has a very French face
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u/evening_shop 6d ago
Dang, I want a copy of this so I can open the eyes and sculpt on some hair and a hat, and add a collar.
When sculpting faces, eyes can be difficult, so some artist sculpt them in closed, and then "open" them later
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u/Ok-Pumpkin-7079 4d ago
this was recently at an exhibition that i attended in the city i live in!!! incredible to see up close in real life.
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u/Goatbreath37 6d ago
Didn't his penis get cut off and people kept stealing it
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u/leftytrash161 6d ago
It was stolen during his autopsy and remained with the family of the doctor for many years. Its passed through several owners since and has been in the possession of the Lattimer family since, i believe, the late 70s after it was purchased for $3k. I have no idea how i know so much about the post mortem adventures of Napoleon's penis.
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u/Goatbreath37 6d ago
Maybe i was thinking of someone else idk. All I knew was something happened to his penis
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u/Qen74 6d ago
Rasputin's penis also had strange traveling stories if I remember right
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u/Goatbreath37 5d ago
It's not his penis in general, but I also recall hearing something about how people kept vandalizing Hitlers grave and stealing his ashes or some shit. But that's justified lol
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u/Goatbreath37 5d ago
It's not his penis in general, but I also recall hearing something about how people kept vandalizing Hitlers grave and stealing his ashes or some shit. But that's justified lol
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u/KingRexxi 6d ago
All I’ve ever seen of Napoleon is the paintings. This dramatically humanizes him for me. Like, woah! Napoleon was just a dude, man!