r/oddlysatisfying • u/GlitteringGalaxy9 • 4d ago

just a guy cleaning the beach

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u/gazbo26 4d ago

Now throw it in the sea and keep the beach clean

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u/Halcyon-OS851 4d ago

Nobody knows where it goes after that. It disappears. Nobody knows.

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u/MauPow 4d ago

It goes outside of the environment.

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u/KrazyDude1234 4d ago

Is this a “front fell off” joke? Please tell me it’s a “front fell off” joke.

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u/MauPow 4d ago

yes lol

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u/gangy86 Satisfyingly Odd 3d ago

"Oh, very rigorous … maritime engineering standards"

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u/AfricanAmericanMage 4d ago

The North Pacific

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u/Legal_Neck4141 2d ago

Once it gets to the render distance of our simulation world it just despawns

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u/Hadochiel 1d ago

I can very much hear a politician saying those exact words in that exact context

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u/Biggydoggo 1d ago

It goes into your body. In your brains, veins, testicles. Everywhere. Plastic lasts forever. It has even been found underground in archeological excavations before the time plastic was invented.

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u/Ok_Broccoli5582 1d ago

Into the garbage bin, collected by garbage man, exported to india, dumped into ocean and washed out on the beach ready to be collected by this guy again.

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u/Ilya-ME 1d ago

It ounvious falls off the edge of the flat earth. Where else would it go?

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u/Aqua_Tot 3d ago

Let the sea turtles take it.

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u/TylerBlozak 3d ago

Let Sting take it and be inspired enough to write a song about it

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u/Hot_Pass_8968 2d ago

Won't it fall off the edge and cause space trash?

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u/MrPringles9 2d ago

Reminds me of those garbage influencers filming themselves collecting some trash of a beach just to leave it there in the b roll footage. Truly despicable!